During the Tang Dynasty, domestic pigs did not evolve, and some were gizzards as Wu Zetian said.
Wild boars are ferocious and hurt people and things. They often happen until the 21st century, not to mention the Tang Dynasty with low productivity.
But this girl is really dedicated. At this moment, everyone who doesn't know will think that Wu Zetian is alive.
I'll do it one at a time, but can I change the title of immortal? I don't know that the most famous line in some film and television dramas is "you immortal day"!
He said he was innocent!
Even every time I hear two people call themselves immortal, a certain part will be tight
Shangguan Waner was also interested: "I don't know how the immortal tamed this thing?"
Jiang Yichu waved his hand and said disapprovingly, "it's the 21st century. Should this thing be tamed? It's everywhere."
"21... What?" Shangguan Waner asked.
Jiang Yichu was speechless and put down his things: "girl, aren't you still in the play? The crew are all killed. It's time to play. Do you think you are really from the Tang Dynasty?"
"Tang has perished, and now there is only Da Zhou!" Shangguan Waner said firmly.
Big week?
Jiang Yichu smiled. He was angry at the thought that the girl had destroyed his three mu of peanut land. "Big week? Girl, didn't you go to junior high school? Big week has long perished."
"Immortals can't talk nonsense. If your majesty governs Da Zhou, it will last forever. How can you say that the country has been subjugated!" Shangguan Waner retorted.
"Yes, you have a long week, all right?"
Jiang Yichu rolled his eyes, didn't bother to argue with her, and went into the kitchen.
"Your Majesty, this evil way is full of nonsense. If Da Zhou can be ruled by his majesty, how can he perish?" said Shangguan Waner angrily after Jiang Yichu left.
Wu Zetian waved her hand and stared at the direction of Jiang Yichu.
Despite Shangguan Waner's persuasion, Wu Zetian always felt that Jiang Yichu's eyes when he spoke were not playful, but more like a wise man who had not seen through everything.
Somehow, Wu Zetian had a bad feeling.
"Wan'er, I need your help."
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"Come and try my own rice wine."
Jiang Yichu arranged the dishes and chopsticks and greeted them.
Angry to angry, but can't let the two little girls watch themselves eat.
Wu Zetian took the lead in sitting down, and the Queen's demeanor was grand and calm.
"What is this?" Shangguan Waner looked at the colorful meat on the plate and sent out a fatal torture.
"Dongpo meat is the gizzard meat that your majesty said. Try it," said Jiang Yichu. He took a piece of meat and stuffed it into his mouth.
Wu Zetian also took a piece and put it into the entrance like Jiang Yichu, which immediately brightened her eyes.
"This is gizzard meat? Why is it so delicious!" Wu Zetian looked excited.
She has never eaten such delicious meat. Even if it is fat, it is still delicious. The taste of instant melting in the mouth makes people go straight to the sky.
Wu Zetian said again, "dare you ask immortal, this is the one I fed?"
Jiang Yichu nodded and joked, "it's not obedient. It smells like her majesty. I'll kill it and cook Zhuo dishes."
Wu Zetian naturally knew that Jiang Yichu would play again, and the corners of her lips were slightly bent.
Jiang Yichu's throat moved. He is really an actor. It's so beautiful!
Shangguan Waner picked up the rice wine, tasted it, and instantly showed her eyes. It was called a ferocious man.
"Your Majesty, this wine is sweet and delicious."
Wu Zetian nodded with the same ferocious eyes: "this wine is really delicious!"
Jiang Yichu was a little proud and waved his big hand: "if you like it, you can drink it. There are seven or eight jars!"
"In that case, I will thank the immortal," said Wu Zetian, glancing at Shangguan Waner.
Men have two great pleasures, drinking and eating meat.
If you have to add one thing, it is drinking and eating meat with beautiful girls.
Up to now, Jiang Yichu is a little drunk, grabbing the wine cup and some homesick.
"Immortal, I have a question." Wu Zetian said.
Jiang Yichu waved his big hand and said
"The immortal is a prophet. Do you know that the great Zhou Dynasty will die?"
Jiang Yichu waved his hand, smiled and said, "there are things in the book. Where are the prophets? It's the 21st century. How many years have the Tang Dynasty perished."
"Immortal, why did the great Zhou Dynasty die?" Wu Zetian said again.
Jiang Yichu looked up at Wu Zetian and said vaguely, "it's not easy. It was taken back by the Li family."
Wu Zetian was startled and robbed?
"New people laugh and old people cry. Throughout history, which dynasty is not like this, and how Wu Zetian got it is doomed to lose it." Jiang Yichu said vaguely.
How to get is how to lose. Is it true that as the immortal said, Da Zhou is doomed to die, but she has only ascended the throne for less than a year.
"Immortal, can you tell me how many years I have lived?" said Wu Zetian, trying to keep calm.
"I calculate."
While talking, Jiang Yichu broke his fingers and said, "21 years."
21 years.
After only 21 years, she faced the situation of seizing power.
Shangguan Waner hurriedly said, "Your Majesty, don't listen to this evil nonsense!"
Your majesty has been on the throne for less than a year. Some people say that Da Zhou can only last for 21 years. It's really nonsense!
Wu Zetian waved her hand and continued to ask, "what about the Li family later?"
Jiang Yichu sighed, "lost in the hands of a woman. Eunuchs were in power in the rebellion of an and Shi. It's a pity that Li Er created the prosperous rivers and mountains."
Wu Zetian nodded and asked again, "who is Empress Wu in the immortal's heart?"
Empress Wu?
Wu Zetian.
Jiang Yichu smiled and said eight words:
"Beauty is a disaster to the country and the people!"
Beauty brings disaster to the country and the people.
Jiang Yichu said these eight words and lay on the table.
Wu Zetian's face was uncertain and continued to ask, "how dare you ask the immortal?"
"It's written in history books. Check it yourself."
With that, Jiang Yichu lay on the table and slept.
No matter how Wu Zetian and Shangguan Waner shouted, there was no response.
"Your Majesty, why listen to this evil way to bewitch people? Your Majesty's grace is vast, and the great Zhou Dynasty will last forever." Shangguan Waner comforted, and her heart was also stunned.
If this is in the king's land of the great Zhou Dynasty, we must push out this evil way and behead it for public display.
How dare you speak frankly that it has been only 21 years since the great Zhou Dynasty, and slander the current emperor is a disaster for beauty.
Wu Zetian waved her hand, pressed down her discomfort and said, "it doesn't hurt. The immortal's words of drunkenness can't be taken seriously."
Having said that, Wu Zetian still couldn't let go.
Why did the immortal say this, and why did she become a beauty disaster? All this seems to be known only when the immortal wakes up.
"Xiao Shang, you stay away from my peanut field!"
Jiang Yichu sat in the shade of a tree and shouted at Shangguan Waner.
Yesterday's three acres of peanuts made Jiang Yichu's flesh ache until now. After a long time, the girl ran to the peanut field again.
"It doesn't matter. Wan'er is young. She may have played a lot and destroyed the immortal's grain. I will compensate when she comes out of the valley." Wu Zetian said.