Chapter 445 - Confused Unga Bunga

"Eldest Brother you .. why did you hit me like that?" Cried Lin Chen covering his buttocks as he miserably let out a scream. His face turned pale as he glared at his eldest brother for being too much! 

Alright he might have gone a little carried away but was there any need for his eldest brother to hit him like this? He was already a man with a wife what will others say if they found out that something like this happened to him?

"Why can't I hit you? I am not mad that you slept with her in my room, on my bed.. That's your right I will not stop you from doing it but what I am disappointed about is that you actually broke your promise. You promised me that you will take care of her, control yourself and will rein in your desires yet you did this behind my back." he sighed exaggeratedly. "That's why I am disappointed in you."

'liar!'

'You big fat liar, you are actually upset that I slept with Wan Wan in your bed aren't you?'

"Eldest brother I know I was wrong so let me off." Although there was a lot of things that Lin Chen wanted to cry about for injustice. 

He was smart enough to know that his eldest brother will not leave him if he said anything that might upset him. He could totally understand his elder brother's feelings. 

Su Wan slept in his room every night with him on the bed and yet didn't touch her but he left her in his hands for less than three hours and he did more than just touching. 

So.. it was understandable that his elder brother was mad but in all honesty, it didn't make sense to get upset now that everything was a done deal -right?

Apparently that wasn't what his Eldest Brother thought. As soon as he finished speaking his elder brother raised the wicker in his hand and sneered as coldly as if he was his deadly enemy and not his brother. 

"Now you know that you are wrong? Then why didn't you think that you were wrong when Wan Wan was asking you to let her off? I didn't see you leaving her, did you? Your actions were vulgar and petty with no self-control! You got a hard-on just because she showed a bit of skin? I am so ashamed of you!"

Lin Chen "….." please can you not talk to me like I am a dog in heat and you are my master? 

And what are you talking about? Don't you think that I haven't seen you washing your underwear in the middle of the night. Who are you ashamed at? Huh? I am still young what about you? 

Of course he only thought of these things and never said anything about that was going in his mind out loud because that would be a death sentence.

As Lin Jing spoke he whipped Lin Chen with his wicker again. "How dare you to bully Wan Wan? How dare you do such an act in your Eldest Brother's room?? You are totally looking down on me you brat! You have really grown some huh, when you were young you didn't even dare to sneak in my blanket without my permission but now you sneaked in my room and did that thing with her .. EVEN I HAVENT DONE THAT YET!"

Lin Chen covered his buttocks and ran for his life 'So, he is indeed mad because of this right?' "I am sorry Eldest Brother!"

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His mournful scream was so loud that everyone heard it and in fact, a certain someone who was going to knock on the door also heard it. 

"Meow." the cat on the head of the man with a tiny stature and round body like a smiling blessed baby, spat viciously upon hearing the sudden cry and Shen Zizhen who just raised his hand to knock on the door frowned as well. "Right you are Kyopon, something is wrong-"

Then came the sound of someone whipping and hitting and the mournful screams turned into howls of agony. 

Shen Zizhen was stunned and the three cats on his head and shoulders were stunned as well. While his wife Huo Xinyue smiled like a blooming flower. "Ah, is there an M in there?" 

Her sudden exclamation was met by her husband's quick snap of his neck. He looked at his smiling wife who looked a little dumb and had the habit of stating some 'uncomfortable' facts or statements all of a sudden and felt a chill rise up his heart. 

There were so many questions he wanted to ask but the screams in the house were getting louder .. and who taught these things to his wife …. 

There were so many things …. Fuck it, he will first check his niece it's not like he can't take a whack on his ass! Then without knocking on the door, Shen Zizhen rushed inside with his three cats, a battle cry echoing behind him.

"My, My … your father is always so extreme -isn't he?" Said Huo Xinyue as she poked her son who was dressed in a pink dress with two buns on his head. 

Little Xishen didn't even know that his presence was already filling up a lot of dark history for his future.

"Brother, Brother I was wrong, let me go-" cried Lin Chen but then he heard the sounds of some loud thump, thumps and turned around even his Eldest Brother stopped hitting, as they turn to watch what was coming towards them. 

They couldn't make it out, the thing was round but the point was that it had four circles on its body … what kind of animal had four heads on its body? 

"Wan Wannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn." The circle cried and rushed past them. Lin Chen and Lin Jing stepped out of the thing's path wisely as it brushed past them.

But even when it went by so close, they still couldn't see what just happened-

"What was that? A monster?"

"I think it was a confused UNGA Bunga ?"  ( he meant prehistoric man but I thought this was funnier)