1 Awakening

"Ugh my head hurts"

He could feel the earth touching his uncovered body with a wet touch which was wholly uncomfortable, with a lurching pull he fell forward into his legs which refused to budge.

" my back,i feel like a old man"

Feeling confused he rubbed his head which gonged like bell without stopping, He felt a distinct numbness which pervade his body , he looked around ,it was a lush grove filled with great domineering trees withnature surrounding him with great variety of flora of many sizes and colorations, if he thought to himself that if he saw the Amazon this is what it would look like.,it was truly beautiful.

"Where the fuck am i ?"

He was sleeping in his compy bed not in some fucking forest

He thought to himself,who the hell had it out for me to kidnap him and leave himin some forest ,His mother too nice ,his father well that ones is not out the question, always wanted to get rid of him ,My brother didn't even feel threatened by me ,fuck what do i do now ,i should of watched those shows on survival ,i have no idea how to improvise, or adapt and no fucking way i can overcome this

With a crack of his neck he stretched his now hurting body and got up with a wobble of a drunk man falling back down due to his legs seemed to not want to follow his own orders

Covered with the dirt & indignation in his heart at his clumsiness he got himself up and brushed himself off with the one positive thing, no one saw that.

"Ok i need to get my bearings "

He knew he was in some deep shit here so decided to just take it in and calm the hell down, Breathing he could taste in the crisp and clean air, he could smell that indescribable smell of nature.

That was the end of the nice things, he could feel pain, He felt bloody wet and cold and that was uncomfortable. Yeah he needed to get out of this place pronto he mused.

"At least i know that the sun rises in the east and sets in the west"

Looking up there were 2 distinct sunshafts penertraing the canopy like holy spears ,one of theselights has some red tint and one more like the one he knew ,his home star.

He just raised his hands to his chin and thought about this, and said promptley with no sort care

"The fuck why is there two suns"

He just scratched his still thumping head and put it up to some sort of hallucinogenic effect of a fucking concussion some bastard gave him.

As he came to his senses goosebumps ran down his back and a faint rasping was heard behind him and he turned to meet this noise which confused him.

"Ok the jokes over" He quickly crooked his head at a janky angle looking back.

A large jet black bull stood there horns ready to gore him

"Oh......shit."