[Host is under attack, enemy has become violent, escape is recommended!]
'Escape? This b*tch has the whole area under her big *ss mom's name! Where the f*ck will I escape? F*ck this, since she wants a fight, I will fight!'
[Enter battle mode?[
'I have a battle mode?! When the f*ck! F*ck it, enter that shit!'
[Entering battle mode! Senses spiked, regeneration spiked, poison spiked!]
'Alright, let's do this sh*t! For all pitiful males out there, this is for!' Zhao Fu dodged to his left and to his left, he saw a purple liquid just brush past him. "B*tch! Get ready to be mauled! FOR F*CKBOYS-- I mean, SNAKEBOYS!"
Opening his mouth, a white liquid shot out. Gu Lin was shocked seeing his reaction even though she knew that she attacked first, she never even thought he would resist. After all, this was her territory, plus, she wasn't out to kill him or anything. "You ssssavage! Take this!"
Seeing the white liquid coming towards her, she slithered to her right and whipped her tail towards him.
Zhao Fu wasn't like a second ago, no, he had entered battle mode. Which meant, everything was heightened, the tail, which looked fast to others, was actually very slow in his eyes.
His body quickly laid on the ground and then he pounced towards her. "Eat this b*tch!" He appeared directly in front of her and then spat out his Cold Venom directly onto her tail. he avoided any areas where she could get seriously hurt, the tail was enough. Plus, he spat a small amount, just in case it did more damage in battle mode.
"What kind of poisssson issss thissss!?" The white liquid landed on her tail and she felt a deep pain as her tail lost all motion. "I can't move my tail! What did you do?! Sssss!" She looked at him with some fear. Feeling the adrenalin pumping his little snake body, he slithered towards her with a small smirk.
"Sssssnake girl, you ssssay you wissssh to marry me? Get in line, I have too many wanting to bear my heirssss."
[Host has gained ability, BULLSHIT!]
[BULLSHIT: When one lies with a straight face with the lie being so bullshit that it is unbelievable!]
'What the f*ck! I can gain shitty abilities like this too? Hey, I aint bullshitting no one. I have many snake women waiting for me, do you see that nest? One word and I can get as many snake girls as I want!'
[Correction, host will be used as a breeder, host has become delusional again!]
'F*ck you then!'
[Commencing self destruct!]
'F*ck! I was joking, what I meant was that if you and me and met, I would love to have s*x with you. You sound s*xy as f*ck!'
[Host is undesirable!]
Ignoring her monotone, yet piercing words, Zhao Fu concentrated on the numbed Gu LIn.
"Lisssssten, you're hot, like very hot! I would f*ck you right now if not for your mother being here, but don't go acting like my bosssssss becaussssssse of that sssshit! I could kill you anytime I wanted. I jusssst don't wisssssh to do that." An air of confidence and arroagnce was plastered on his unique face.
"What did you sssay?"
Taking his tail, he touched the tip of her tail, whihc made her whole body tremble. "You heard me baby. Don't f*ck with me, or I will really f*ck you. Ssss!"
"Ssss!" Gu Lin hissed at him but Zhao Fu ignored it. He turned around and began to slither away.
"The poisssson sssssshould wear off after sssssome time, sssso just hang in there for a bit." With a smirk with only other snakes could make out, he looked at her one more time before slithering away.
"Wait!" She suddenly screamed from behind. "Don't go yet! Pleassssse."
"What isssss it?" He turned his head casually and looked at her with indifference.
"Pleasssse, you have to marry me!"
"What the f*ck girl, if you want to f*ck sssso bad, just ssssay it. Alright,no more, let'sssssss jusssssssst do it here and now." He slithered over to quickly and began to circle her. Gu Lin showed an uncomfortable expression but didn't say anything. Zhao Fu reached out and touched her tail tip once again, which made her tremble. "Ssssso, you're ssssensssitve here?" He rubbed that spot more and more which almost made Gu Lin faint. "Jussssst kidding." Suddenly, Zhao Fu stopped and slithered a little further away.
She looked at him with confusion and anger. "What now? You going to torture me more? My mother issss right inssside, anymore and I will sssscream for her."
"Go ahead. I didn't even do anything and I will not either. You may be enticcccing, but I am not that kind of ma-- Uhm, I mean ssssssnake. I am not that type of ssssnake."
"Then why were you touching my tip?! Sssss!"
"I wasssss jusssst giving you a little intro to what imma do to you if you want to marry me. If you do, that issss. Oncccce you marry me, trussssst me, I will f*ck you till you want a divorcccce!"
"I am alright.... with that..."
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Hearing her words, Zhao Fu couldn't help but choke. 'Yo, what the f*ck! I was just messing around, I aint gonna do that sh*t, I don;t even thhink I can last that long. Haha, but seriously, what the hell is wrong with this chick? Is she just so horny?'
"Tell me, if you want to marry sssssomeone, why not one of the male ssssnakes in the nessst? They are probably really good at f*cking by now, and they could probssss make you feel much better then I can. I am curioussss, tell me."
Gu Lin looked around for a moment before nodding her head reluctantly.
'What the hell is this? I ask once and she speaks? Am I such a charismatic snake? Damn, I must be a hunk in snake eyes.'
"The thing isssss, If I want to get out of thissssss placccce, I have to marry another perssssson. That isss the rule. If a female wantsss to leave, they must get married and if their partner givessss them the ok, then they can go. If not, then they are sssstuck in thisssss place until they die."
'Harsh. Well, if they are getting some good 'nights', then what the hell is the problem?'
"Quesssstion, I am asssssssuming that I am not the firssst ssssnake to appear and decline your mother, ssssseing how well ssssshe took it. Why did you not go with them? I don't think they would decline a sssss*xy sssssnake like you."
"Thatssssss that thing, they wouldn't decline me, but I would decline them. MOst of the ones that declined my mother were either exxxxxtremely old, or just not worth it. You sssseem worth it. Your perssssonlity issssss different from everyone I know...."
"What the heck do you know about my persssanlity? We just met! Plussss, I wassss about to f*ck you a ssssecond ago. Are you into ssssshit like that? Being f*cked against your will? Not gonna lie, thatssss kinky, but I don't mind. Heheehe."
"No, what the heck are you ssssaying?! What I mean issss that you don't sssseem dumb at all. The way you talked my mom may sssseem like you were ssscard, but I could tell it was just an act. You weren't ssscared, ssssure you would have died, but you didn't show the ssssame fear asssss the others. Plussssss, you beat me in a fight, which issss already better then the othersss..."
"F*ck it, letssss get down with it!" Zhao Fu suddenly screamed it out while Gu Lin watched him with shock.
"W-what?! Sssss! You're ssssure about thissss? Weren't you jusssst ssssaying declining it a while ago?"
"Hey, I jusssst want to get outa here and learn new sssstuff about thisssss world. If you tag alone and tell me thissss shit, then thatsss a good thing. Plusss, if you and me are married, then damn, I could f*ck your ssssexy ssself as well."
Gu Lin snorted. "I don't care if you and me f*ck, as long as you get me out of here, I am willing to be your ssslave!"
"Damn, thatsss ssssome kinky sssshit. You like role play? Ssssame. Ye, you be the ssslave, and I will be the ssslave massster. Ssssometimes you can be a maid and I will be a lord. Oh sssshit, that will be hot." He slithered in front of her and tapped her nose with his own. "I will assssk you ssserioussssly oncccce though, and I am not going to joke around now."
He suddenly became super serious, which made Gu LIn a little shocked. 'Even he can be serious? Unexpected.'
"Will you actually come with me? I will not forcccce you to marry me or anything, I am not that type of sssnake. You can follow along, but know thissss, if you come, you follow me. You lisssten to me. You do exactly assss I ssssay. We may die, ssssince there is a high chance of that, you may sssee me do thingsss a normal ssssnake wouldn't, and you may sssssee things very different from your normal life, but if you come, all I need isssss for you to explain what I want. Once I know what I need to know, you can go off on your own. You will not follow me, you will do your own thing. I will not be resssponsssible for your death."
Gu Lin listened with shock as her view on the snake in front of her changed in a second. 'He is not so clowny, rather he is very different from what he showed a while ago. Even the way he fights is different from his clowny personality. Whats with this snake?'