"Yang Ming, what are you thinking! Open your mouth wide and drool like a big crocodile!" Chen Mengyan was a little amused when she saw Yang Ming resting his chin shell on the desk in a daze.
Drooling? do i have it Yang Ming raised his head. He was just studying supernatural brain cells to waste transition during class, so he took a break during the break. But the beauty came to him on her own initiative, of course she couldn't ignore it, Yang Ming said with a smile: "Yes, I just want to eat you!"
Chinese is so broad and profound. Sometimes a sentence or even a word has several different meanings. Only in Chinese can such a difficult problem arise.
Yang Ming's current sentence "I want to eat you" can have several interpretations:
1. I'm hungry, I want to eat you. This is the original meaning. This situation often occurs between animals with two levels of ferocity, one high and one low, such as a tiger saying to a goat: I want to eat you.
2. Although I am not hungry, I hate you, and I want to eat you to understand my hatred! This is an extension. This kind of situation often happens between two enemies, for example, when two people fight, one party says: I wish I could eat you!
3. I want to sleep with you. This is a modern meaning and a popular meaning, and it is used most frequently. The third kind of situation is the most popular one, regardless of the network or the reality, it is often widely used by people.
Now in this situation, Yang Ming said that I seem to have eaten you, how could Chen Mengyan not want to be crooked! The relationship between the two is already a little ambiguous, so it is easier to think about it.
So Chen Mengyan blushed and said, "What are you thinking!"
"What am I thinking?" Yang Ming looked at Chen Mengyan's twisted look and was a little puzzled. What was I thinking! Can you see my thoughts too? Could it be that the world is going crazy now, and the city is full of people with supernatural powers?
"Hmph! A dog can't spit out ivory, so it will take advantage of me verbally all day long!" Chen Mengyan gave Yang Ming a white look, as if she was very dissatisfied with his daring.
Yang Ming was taken aback for a moment, shook his head, and then realized that what he said was ambiguous! But the conscience of heaven and earth, I didn't have any crooked thoughts at all at the time, I just said it casually! There was no way, Yang Ming could only make a perfunctory smile.
Fortunately, Chen Mengyan didn't want to get entangled with Yang Ming on this, she knew that if she continued to tangle, she would definitely be kidnapped by Yang Ming in the end.
"I've read the paper for you. It's not bad, Yang Ming, you did it yourself?" Chen Mengyan put the corrected paper on the table.
"You don't believe me?" Yang Ming was very upset when asked.
"No, I didn't mean that!" Chen Mengyan suddenly realized that her words seemed to hurt Yang Ming's self-esteem a bit, so she quickly explained.
"Hehe, actually I didn't mean that just now." Yang Ming was referring to the incident of "I ate you".
"Ah?" Chen Mengyan didn't understand.
"It's okay. How about it, my hard work for a while is still very effective?" Yang Ming didn't want to continue entangled in this.
"Well, that's right, Yang Ming, I'm surprised that you memorized so much in such a short period of time!" Chen Mengyan said with some admiration: "If it were me, it would be impossible for me to memorize the knowledge that has been left behind for so long. pick it up!"
"Hehe, don't even look at who I am!" Yang Ming didn't say the last sentence, which was: I have glasses, do you have them?
"Okay, don't be arrogant, why don't you do these big questions?" Chen Mengyan asked, pointing to the big questions at the back of the paper.
"No." Yang Ming said honestly: "I can memorize the basic concepts by memorizing them, but I can't do the big ones. There are too many comprehensive conditions involved in it, and it can't be done simply by applying formulas! "
Chen Mengyan heard Yang Ming say this and felt that it was indeed the case. Solving comprehensive problems requires accumulation and mastery at ordinary times. With Yang Ming's current speed, it is already very good to be able to master it to this level in such a short period of time!
"Let me explain to you the solution ideas for these questions, and the key points for getting points! When you take the exam, if you encounter similar questions again, even if you don't know how to do them, it doesn't mean you don't write a single word. Such comprehensive questions are divided into steps, for example, for this question about electric field, you only need to list the basic formula i=q/t, and you will get 2 points for the formula!" Chen Mengyan said while writing on the test paper It read: "Also, comprehensive questions are often divided into several small questions. For example, the first question is to ask how much power is required. Then you can transform the formula i=q/t into q=it, so that as long as It is easy to get the answer by substituting the value, this question has a total of 15 points, and the 5 points for the first question are in your hands!"
Yang Ming was very moved when he saw Chen Mengyan tirelessly giving lectures to himself every day! What a kind girl! If you can become your girlfriend, it is really a blessing from your previous life!
In this era where the examination room is like a battlefield, who would sacrifice precious review time to give lectures to others? Besides, if you tell others about your own learning experience, it will be equivalent to having an extra competitor in the future. This kind of stupidity is a big deal Most people won't do it.
At the same time, Yang Ming was still a little ashamed. He took these big questions for granted at the time and thought it was impossible for him to solve them, so he didn't even look at them carefully. He didn't expect the first question of these questions to be so simple!
Although Yang Ming still couldn't understand some questions, he was still listening carefully. He didn't want to let down Chen Mengyan's painstaking efforts. Regardless of whether Chen Mengyan really liked her or not, everything now made Yang Ming very satisfied.
However, there are always some people who spoil the scenery to destroy such a harmonious atmosphere.