Yang Ming downloaded the client of the qq game hall. After the installation was successful, he logged into the room of Doudizhu. Sure enough, he found the barbaric female teacher at the xx table.
Fighting the Landlord is a game played by three people, so after the two sat down, they waited for the idiot to come to the door. After a while, a man named "Ding Ding" sat up. The game begins.
This is the card called by the barbaric female teacher. Yang Ming and Ding Ding are farmers.
The savage female teacher immediately sent a message: Send me a screenshot of your card.
Yang Ming didn't care about winning or losing, so he directly took a screenshot and sent it over.
Sassy Female Teacher: Three out of four and one out.
Yang Ming ordered 4447 according to her intention. It happened that the savage female teacher had only jjj3 left, so she took the card and went out.
Ding Ding: Damn, what are you doing, she has four cards left, and you still have this one!
Another person complained.
In the second hand, the barbaric female teacher's card was not good, and it was Ding Ding's turn to call, and this guy called three points.
Yang Ming's cards were good, and there was a pair of bombs, so he sent the screenshots as usual.
Due to the bad luck of that Ding Ding, he made a straight and was directly picked up by the savage female teacher. However, because the cards were not good, Tintin quickly robbed the rights to the cards.
Sassy Female Teacher: Blow him up and get 445566.
According to her intention, Yang Ming directly bombed Ding Ding, which stunned Ding Ding for a moment, and you bombed me just because I'm two k? are you crazy?
Yang Ming issued 445566, and the barbaric female teacher directly took 1010jjqq and won.
Ding Ding: Damn, that's fine too, the two kings are holding back, stupid!
In the third hand, Ding Ding still lost, and Ding Ding quit: You two are in the same group, right?
Savage female teacher: Your own level problem!
How can there be true feelings in the world: Get lost, I will nitpick you!
Ding Ding: Okay, why don't I go? sb!
Ding Ding withdrew, and the two changed tables to continue cheating. In a short while, the score of the barbaric female teacher increased by more than 2,000.
There is no truth in the world: okay? It's almost over, don't let people report it.
Savage Female Teacher: Well, okay, I feel much better, thank you! I will look for you next time!
How can there be true feelings in the world: ... no problem.
Yang Ming sent a "sweaty" expression in the past. Well, this savage female teacher is quite cute. I don't know which school she is from. According to her profile, she is 23 years old, and I don't know if it is true. If you look as cute as sister Ying, you can consider continuing to develop "friendship"! Yang Ming thought lasciviously.
Just as Yang Ming wanted to go offline, I was a big star and went online.
I'm a big star: watch Entertainment TV, I'll have an exclusive interview in a while.
kindness? Yang Ming was taken aback, could it be that this girl is really a star? Wouldn't it be cheating on me? Thinking of this, Yang Ming came to the living room, ready to watch Entertainment TV. He had heard that 'I'm a big star' was a star, so he asked who she was, but she didn't tell and let Yang Ming guess, so Yang Ming thought she was lying to him.
Now that there is a chance, Yang Ming must of course make sure. Unfortunately, Yang Dahai was watching the sports channel, so Yang Ming went back to his room. I sent back a message to 'I am a big star': My dad is watching TV, I can't watch it, just tell me who you are.
I'm a big star: forget it.
How can there be true feelings in the world: What, are you angry?
I'm a big star: no, busy, okay, let's go!
After finishing speaking, I went offline. Yang Ming uses the ip version of QQ, he can see whether the other party is invisible, but what he sees here is 'I am a big star' invisible, he is probably angry.
Yang Ming shook his head, he had pissed off 'I'm a big star' too many times before, so he didn't care!
On Monday, the school informed that tomorrow afternoon, the third graders will be organized to go to the movies. The purpose is to let everyone relax in the tense study life. This news made Yang Ming very happy! He wanted to ask Chen Mengyan to watch a movie a long time ago!
"Yang Ming, are you free tonight?" Chen Mengyan finished explaining the exercises in hand to Yang Ming, and then asked.
"Yes! Of course! What are you doing? Let's go on a date?" Yang Ming and Chen Mengyan's relationship is already very good, so they don't have much scruples when speaking.
Because the two of them are so interested in each other, Chen Mengyan didn't annoy him, she just rolled her eyes at Yang Ming and said, "Come with me to the supermarket to buy some snacks for tomorrow afternoon!"
Girls prefer to eat these things, so Yang Ming said cheerfully: "Okay!"
All afternoon, Yang Ming waited so impatiently for the time after school that Zhang Bing thought that Yang Ming had epilepsy and moved the desk behind him.
"I said Yang Ming, you must be masturbating, right?" Zhang Bin asked viciously.
"Yeah, I'm masturbating!" Yang Ming was even more brazen: "Ah~~~oh~~~!"
Unexpectedly, what they said was overheard by Zhang Bing's deskmate. This guy was one of Wang Zhitao's followers, and he had long disliked Yang Ming, so he wanted to spoil him. So he raised his hand.
"Student Chen Afu, what's the matter with you?" Zhao Ying asked strangely.
"Tell the teacher, Yang Ming is making the desks rattling in the back, I can't study anymore!" Chen Afu said.
"Oh? What is he doing?" Zhao Ying asked angrily.
"Teacher, he said he was masturbating!" Chen Afu said proudly. Hey, Yang Ming, you are dead!
Quiet, the whole class is silent! Zhao Ying's face turned red immediately. Although she was still a young girl, she could still understand the vague words "jerking off", especially when surfing the Internet, she often saw such jokes.
Yang Ming was fantasizing about watching a movie with Chen Mengyan tomorrow, so he didn't notice Chen Afu and the movement in the classroom at all. He still had a lewd expression on his face, and one leg was still dangling, rattling the table .
Originally, Chen Afu didn't believe that Yang Ming would do this in class, but when he saw Yang Ming's lewd expression, he felt certain about it, and when he saw Zhao Ying's exquisite and hot figure on the podium, he even He was a little bit itchy, so he dared to be so sure!
Coupled with Yang Ming's false "groans" just now, Chen Afu decided to spoil Yang Ming and vent his anger on Wang Zhitao! If Yang Ming's ugly face is really exposed this time, then Chen Mengyan will definitely be very disgusted with Yang Ming's actions!
Therefore, when Chen Afu saw that Zhao Ying did not speak, he was afraid of missing the best opportunity, so he overturned Yang Ming's table. Take a full seat there!
"Ah?" Chen Afu was taken aback, what's going on? Isn't he...? Why... But his expression is obviously the same as when he secretly watched adult movies at home!
"Bang Dang" The loud sound of the table falling to the ground pulled Yang Ming back to reality from his trance. He was imagining how he could secretly touch Chen Mengyan's little hand when watching a movie tomorrow. It would be even better if it was her thigh... Suddenly How could Yang Ming be happy when someone interrupted him?
Seeing that the culprit who overturned his table was still standing in front of him, Yang Ming was furious, stood up and grabbed Chen Afu by the neck: "You fucking want to die?"
"I...I..." Chen Afu didn't know how to explain it, hey, I blame myself for eagerness for quick success, wanting to show it in front of Wang Zhitao! Unexpectedly... hey!
Chen Afu's study is not very good, and he basically has no hope of getting into university, so he usually has a good relationship with Wang Zhitao on purpose, and follows Wang Zhitao around like a follower!
Because Wang Zhitao's father is the chairman of Xiongfeng Group, a large enterprise in Songjiang, after he graduates, he can get him a position in the group through Wang Zhitao's relationship!
Graduation is a white-collar job, which is a good job that many college students can't find! So Chen Afu usually nodded and bowed to Wang Zhitao like a dog. When Wang Zhitao told him to go east, he dared not go west, and when he asked him to beat the dog, he dared not chase the chicken.
And of course he would not let go of such an opportunity to show off, so he did something that angered Yang Ming on a hothead.
Looking at the stationery scattered all over the place, Yang Ming was furious! It's stupid, if I don't lift other people's tables, others will burn incense, and someone dares to lift my table? Especially seeing that the "Latest Trends in the College Entrance Examination" that Chen Mengyan gave her also fell on the ground and got some dust on it. Yang Ming was so angry that he slapped Chen Afu like a ninja. Turtle!
Why is it called Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Because the two cheeks of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are bulging!
Zhao Ying also came back to her senses at this time, although she was annoyed that Chen Afu had nothing to do, but Yang Ming was too much, right? Actually beat up your classmates in your own class? Zhao Ying knew Yang Ming's fighting methods, she was afraid that Yang Ming would beat Chen Afu to death!
"Yang Ming! Don't stop!" Zhao Ying shouted, "And Chen Afu, why did you lift Yang Ming's table?"