"Which one?" Yang Ming asked with a smirk after hearing this.
"I hate it!" Chen Mengyan blushed, "Ask the question knowingly!"
"Hey, you mean masturbation?" Yang Ming knew that occasionally discussing some intimate topics between men and women who are in love will help improve their relationship! Zhang Bing told him this, and Yang Ming himself thought so.
"En..." Chen Mengyan made a small voice from her nose, and nodded shyly. Chen Mengyan is already eighteen years old, and she is not a nerd who knows nothing but studies. Chen Mengyan still roughly knows what the term "jerking off" means, but she is just wondering why Chen Afu would say that Yang Ming is jerking off!
"This kid beats himself up a lot. He thinks everyone else is like him. I just sway my legs, so he misunderstood! This kid's thoughts are too obscene!" Yang Ming said brazenly.
"..." Chen Mengyan was speechless, this explanation is too much, but Chen Mengyan suddenly had an idea to play tricks on Yang Ming: "Then you fight?"
"Me? Uh..." Yang Ming's face was very thick, he just felt a little embarrassed, and continued: "According to the survey of authoritative organizations, 90% of men dedicate their first time to their own hands!"
"Then you mean that you have it too?" Chen Mengyan simply let go of her face and teased Yang Ming. Who told him to always make jokes about himself, let him taste the feeling of being teased this time! Hmph, don't think that girls can't tell dirty jokes, turn over serfs and sing, sing!
"Uh..." Yang Ming was embarrassed again, he didn't expect the pure Chen Mengyan to discuss this issue with him!
Seeing Yang Ming's embarrassment, Chen Mengyan is so cool, hehe, let's see if you can't make fun of me next time!
"Well, you can put it this way, but I only occasionally, occasionally!" Yang Ming suddenly said seriously: "However, I think I will basically say goodbye in the future!"
"??" Chen Mengyan was a little puzzled? What does he mean by that?
Yang Ming didn't wait for Chen Mengyan to ask, and continued, "Because I'll have you in the future!"
"Ga?" With me, what do you mean? Don't need to fly by yourself? Chen Mengyan was a little puzzled when she heard it. Could it be that Yang Ming meant to let her masturbate for him? ah! It turned out to be like this, Chen Mengyan suddenly realized that Yang Ming must mean that if I become his girlfriend, I will be like him... I couldn't help feeling ashamed and angry: "Yang Ming, go to hell! Don't even think about it! I won't... that with you!"
Alas, Chen Mengyan really wanted to cry, she thought she had finally teased Yang Ming once, but she didn't expect him to take advantage of her in the end! However, the matter is not over yet, Yang Ming has no plans to let Chen Mengyan go.
"What and mine? What am I thinking?" Yang Ming had a question mark on his face, as if he really didn't understand Chen Mengyan's words.
"Huh? You're still pretending!" Chen Mengyan said angrily.
"I didn't pretend, what I mean is, since I met you, I have become diligent and studious, so I don't have time to think about unhealthy things. Is it wrong?"
"..." Chen Mengyan blushed when she heard Yang Ming's words. Could it be that he really didn't mean that? Thinking wrong? However, when Chen Mengyan saw the faint smile on the corner of Yang Ming's mouth, Chen Mengyan knew that she was cheated by him again!
"Yang Ming! I'm ignoring you! Goodbye!" At this moment, a bus came, and Chen Mengyan turned around and got on the bus.
Yang Ming smiled, knowing that it was impossible for Chen Mengyan to annoy him, so he followed him into the car.
"Is there any change?" Chen Mengyan took out her pocket for a long time, and found that the smallest denomination was a ten-yuan note. I'm already very familiar with Yang Ming, so I'm not polite to him anymore.
"Hey!" Yang Ming put the two yuan he had prepared into the coin box.
"What are you laughing at!" Chen Mengyan said angrily.
"It's nothing, someone said goodbye, why are you still talking to me!" Yang Ming laughed.
"Hmph, don't make that kind of joke anymore! It's not funny at all!" Chen Mengyan glared at Yang Ming, she seemed to calm down.
Since it happened to be commuting time, there were a lot of people on the bus, and at another stop, more than ten people got on the already crowded carriage!
"Go further in and let the people behind come up, otherwise no one will be able to leave!" The driver shouted towards the carriage.
"It's so crowded, there's no room here!" Someone on the bus immediately complained, "Just get off the bus, you have to squeeze up!"
"It's not easy for commuters and students after school. Everyone walks inside. I can't close the door and I can't drive!" the driver continued to shout.
"Oh, don't squeeze, it's hurting me..." There were a few more complaints. However, a few more people squeezed into the compartment that seemed to be about to explode!
"I said, your car can really hold it. How do you know it can hold so many people?" The person who came up last said to the driver gratefully.
"Hey, I'm not bragging. I drive every day, and there are more people crowded than this! Let me tell you, when you reach the next stop, you can still squeeze in a few more people!" The driver said proudly.
"Oh? Is there any room here?" The man looked around.
"A place? A place is like a cleavage, there will always be a squeeze!" The driver said with a smile.
The people in the car couldn't help laughing when they heard the driver's words, and some male passengers couldn't help but glanced at the female passenger's chest.
Yang Ming was also one of them. He lowered his head and looked at Chen Mengyan in front of him. Hey, you can faintly see a ditch!
"What are you looking at!" Chen Mengyan immediately noticed Yang Ming's leery gaze.
"See if yours is crowded!" Yang Ming said subconsciously.
"Yang Ming!" Chen Mengyan was on the verge of collapse just now, and now she was so ignited by Yang Ming, she immediately exploded! Chen Mengyan raised her leg and wanted to step on Yang Ming's foot fiercely, but unexpectedly, something happened by coincidence!
There happened to be a signal light in front, the driver braked, and everyone in the car leaned forward inertially, and Chen Mengyan also raised her leg at this time, so Chen Mengyan's knee was hard against Yang Ming's. On the point.
"Oh~~" Yang Ming opened his mouth exaggeratedly. In fact, Yang Ming didn't feel much pain at all. Chen Mengyan was originally weak. The damage is minimal.
But as for Yang Ming, he turned his head and made a decision in an instant! I saw Yang Ming's body half curled up, bending down with a very painful expression! Because there were many people in the car, Yang Ming and Chen Mengyan were facing each other, so when Yang Ming leaned over, his face naturally fell on Chen Mengyan's chest with consideration!
Smelling the girly fragrance from Chen Mengyan's body, Yang Ming's mind began to stir again.
It's really cool, it would be great if I could lie down and sleep like this every day!
When Chen Mengyan saw Yang Ming's appearance, her face turned pale with fright! She also knew where her knee touched Yang Ming's body! When she was young, she learned a few tricks of "Women's Wolf Defense" from her father. She knew that this is the most vulnerable part of a man, so this trick is the most ruthless. up.
"Yang Ming, are you okay..." Chen Mengyan looked at Yang Ming with a pale face. Even the fact that Yang Ming was taking advantage of her was ignored.
How can Yang Ming say that it's okay, he's having a good time!
"It hurts me to death!" Yang Ming stretched out his hand and pinched his thigh, trying to make his expression painful: "Hiss——"
"Yang Ming, I'm sorry, I didn't do it on purpose, why don't we go to the hospital!" Chen Mengyan was not a boy, so she didn't know much about it, and seeing Yang Ming's appearance, she was very worried.
"It's okay, just let me lie down like this for a while, maybe it will be fine after a while..." Yang Ming rubbed his face against Chen Mengyan's chest vigorously.
"Oh, good." Chen Mengyan repeatedly agreed, she did not associate Yang Ming's current behavior with pornography at all.
Thus, Yang Ming and Chen Mengyan cuddled together like a couple. However, people nowadays are not surprised by this situation! There are plenty of people who kiss and even have sex in the car, Yang Ming and the others who "hug" together are nothing!
In the eyes of outsiders, Yang Ming and Chen Mengyan are hugging each other right now! It's just that Yang Ming's head is lower!