Yang Ming stood on the stage like an unrivaled figure, facing the auditorium, then suddenly stretched out his hand, took off the top hat on his head and threw it towards the auditorium, causing a burst of panic.
Then, Yang Ming threw down the scarf and coat, and when the audience was boiling, Yang Ming suddenly shouted: "There is a loud noise in the sky, and I'm on the stage!"
There was another burst of cheers and whistles from the audience. Of course, there were mixed reviews. Some people dismissed Yang Ming's grandstanding. Think he's putting on a show. But most of the students still think that Yang Ming's appearance is very gorgeous and unique! Bring highlights and new ideas to the boring college life.
Seeing Yang Ming's performance, Ren Jianren was almost fuming. What is this guy going to do? Ren Jianren shouted coldly: "Yang Ming, have you finished talking? Can we start now?"
"Everything is unspoken, I will give you a couplet!" After speaking, Yang Ming turned around, revealing a couplet on his back, and wrote: Punch Nanshan Nursing Home, kick Beihai Kindergarten. The horizontal batch is on the buttocks: martial arts with bricks and bricks.
Immediately, there was a burst of sighs and snickers from the audience. And Ren Jianren's face turned green after seeing it! Is this obviously putting yourself in the same category as nursing homes and kindergartens? Does that mean that he is not as good as the old, the weak, the sick and the disabled?
What kind of martial arts? This is obviously laughing at his useless kung fu! Just as he was about to refute, he heard Yang Ming say: "How do you want to compare?"
"How to compare? Of course it is better than Taekwondo!" Ren Jianren said dissatisfiedly after hearing this: "Since you are here, don't you know the truth?"
"That's wrong!" Yang Ming shook his head repeatedly after hearing this, seeing that Ren Jianren was a little puzzled, so Yang Ming said unhurriedly: "If you are better at Taekwondo, then I have to bow my head and admit defeat!"
"What do you mean?" Ren Jianren was stunned: "You don't want to compare? Do you want to go back on your word?"
"No, no!" Yang Ming waved his hand and said, "You say it's better than taekwondo, but I don't even know the most basic rules of muay thai, so I'm not the only one who loses? It's better not to compete, just admit defeat." Forget it! To save the visual impact on everyone. Do you think so?"
"Yeah, what he said is right, isn't this bullying people! He doesn't know any taekwondo at all, what can he compare to you!"
"That's right, it's not fair! It's so unfair!"
"It's no comparison, it's glorious to lose, and it's dirty to win!"
People in the audience complained one after another. Among them, Zhang Bing and Tian Donghua were the ones who took the lead, including Wang Zhitao, who didn't like this Taekwondo club, and mobilized the whole class to support Yang Ming.
On the contrary, Sun Zhiwei, as Yang Ming's class monitor, originally hated Yang Ming very much, but helplessly, now Yang Ming represented not only Yang Ming himself, but Computer Class 2, 2008, and even the entire group of freshmen!
So he couldn't stop his classmates from going to cheer for Yang Ming, so he could only sit aside holding his breath, hoping that Ren Jianren could teach Yang Ming a lesson.
"Then how do you compare!" Ren Jianren blushed when he heard it, and he couldn't get angry. Yang Ming is right, he doesn't know Taekwondo in the first place, so aren't you using your strengths to beat others' weaknesses?
"Let's fight freely!" Yang Ming said, "It's not limited to any rules."
free sparring? Ren Jianren was taken aback for a moment, and then thought, that's great, then I can beat you with taekwondo! Ren Jianren was most afraid that Yang Ming would say that he was not allowed to use taekwondo moves or other rules, so that he would be a little bit tied. Now that there are no rules, you can use your strengths!
He didn't think that Yang Ming knew Taekwondo before, so he simply didn't want to ask Yang Ming for anything, so after Yang Ming said the rules, Ren Jianren felt that there was no difference from what he had imagined before, so he nodded in agreement: "Okay! If this is the case, then I will use Taekwondo. You can use whatever moves you like."
Ren Jianren's words caused a burst of sighs from the audience, what he said was extremely shameless, he used his strengths, and others didn't care. This is simply a one-sided game!
But Yang Ming didn't take it seriously, and asked carelessly: "I can use any trick?"
"Yes! You can do whatever you want!" Ren Jianren thought, why are you so smudged, why don't you just let me beat you up and it's over!
"Okay, then I can use a trick?" Yang Ming asked.
"Damn it! Are you using your trick to shut me up? Hurry up, are you ready?" Ren Jianren asked impatiently.
"Don't you want to ask me what my ultimate move is?" Yang Ming continued to speak in a leisurely manner.
"You fucking...!!" Ren Jianren almost ran away, but he still held back his patience and said, "Then what is your ultimate move?"
"Ha!" Yang Ming turned around, then pointed to the couplet behind him and said to Ren Jianren: "This is my tactic!"
Ren Jianren's face turned green with anger, and green smoke was coming out of his nostrils! It turns out that this kid deliberately wanted to humiliate me! What the fuck is punching Nanshan Nursing Home and kicking Beihai Kindergarten? Do you think of me as a nursing home and a kindergarten? Grandma, let's see how I beat you in a while to make you cry!
"Can we start now?" Ren Jianren said coldly.
"Okay, I'm here to let you know yourself and the enemy, and win every battle!" Yang Ming said.
"I don't need to know myself and the enemy to beat you." Ren Jianren said, and got up and took a good posture, ready to attack.
"What are you going to do?" Yang Ming asked suddenly.
"Didn't the competition start?" Ren Jianren was taken aback.
"Wait, I still have to warm up. You warmed up before, but I haven't warmed up yet." Yang Ming said, and started bouncing up and down like a boxer: "You don't want me to warm up, do you?" ? You want to bully people?"
"You're hot!" Ren Jianren was about to explode when he heard that, aren't you kidding me! So he relaxed his tense nerves and watched Yang Ming warming up there.
After about five or six minutes, Yang Ming was sweating from jumping around, Ren Jianren finally couldn't help it: "Have you recovered from the heat?"
"Okay." Yang Ming nodded and stopped the warm-up.
Just as Ren Jianren was about to prepare to attack, he heard Yang Ming say, "Wait a minute, I was sweating all over after exercising for a long time, and I'm a little cold now."
"Why do you have so many things to do!" Ren Jianren said angrily, and abruptly stopped his attack.
"You don't want me to catch a cold, do you? Do you have ulterior motives? Do whatever it takes to win for yourself?" Yang Ming asked pretending to be surprised.
"I'm stupid! Then do whatever you want!" Ren Jianren was a little helpless. What is this guy going to do? Isn't it deliberately delaying time?
"Where's my overcoat?" Yang Ming looked around the audience, he had thrown down his overcoat when he came on stage just now.
"Here it is!" Zhang Bing quickly ran to the audience with Yang Ming's coat just now.
Yang Ming took the coat and asked in a low voice, "Is everything ready?"
"Be careful, according to what we said before, things are in the big pocket on the left." Zhang Bin nodded and said.
Yang Ming put on the coat and buttoned it up, then nodded to Ren Jianren and said, "It's time to start!"
Ren Jianren heaved a sigh of relief, damn it, you are finally done! Ren Jianren jumped to the center of the field and was ready to attack. Unexpectedly, Yang Ming said in amazement: "What are you going to do?"
"What are you doing? Naturally, it's a competition?" Ren Jianren asked back.
"Before the taekwondo competition, don't both sides have to bow and salute first? You are the president of the taekwondo club, so you don't know this bit of common sense?" Yang Ming pretended to be strange.
"Hmph." Ren Jianren had no choice but to stop his tendency to attack, but his lungs were about to turn into balloons. All right you kid, just play with me, I'll see how long you can drag it on, you'll look good in a while!
Ren Jianren bowed to Yang Ming very bluntly, and Yang Ming followed his example and bowed.
"Is it all right now? It's all right, I'm going to attack?" Ren Jianren didn't dare to attack directly this time, but asked tentatively. Yang Ming has already made one head two big.
"Well, let me think about it?" Yang Ming pretended to hesitate and chuckled in his heart. Seeing that you are a sports student, it's not a bad idea to come to study! But I was a good student when I was in junior high school! There is a text from "Zuo Zhuan" called "Cao GUI Controversy", in which there is a very classic saying: one vigorous effort, then decline, and three exhaustion. Looking at you now, you are exhausted!
In fact, Yang Ming didn't need to do this at all. Now Yang Ming, even if Ren Jianren's aura is high, Yang Ming still has a hundred ways to kill him instantly.