Yang Ming and Chen Mengyan came to the school cafeteria, Yang Ming asked Chen Mengyan to occupy a seat first, and then went to order food by himself. Chen Mengyan's breakfast is very simple, usually porridge and pickles, Yang Ming has bought it many times before, so he knows it without asking. Yang Ming ordered a basket of buns by himself, and then walked to Chen Mengyan's table.
However, I saw a couple arguing with Chen Mengyan.
"There is someone next to me. He went shopping and will be back soon!" Chen Mengyan said with a frown.
"Ha, if you say there are people, then there are people?" The man with glasses gritted his teeth and said to Chen Mengyan, "If you say that all the seats in this cafeteria are occupied, everyone is going to have a picnic outside? "
"Why are you so unreasonable? Look, there are already two sets of tableware here! Why are you still sitting here?" Chen Mengyan was a little upset. This person's words were really unpleasant.
"Ha! You thought it was a university study room? Take out a notebook and write the word Occupy a seat? Tell you, this set is already outdated!" The man with glasses grinned without grace and said, "Are you a freshman? "
"Handsome guy, don't pay attention to her, she's not a good guy at first glance, maybe I'll give it to a good friend!" The coquettish girl next to the man with glasses said coquettishly to the man with eyes.
handsome guy? It's so fucking disgusting, he looks even more wretched than a mouse, this kind of person is also called a handsome guy? Yang Ming feels like vomiting!
"What are you talking about!" Chen Mengyan was not so easy to provoke, seeing this girl's words were so ugly, she couldn't help retorting.
"Hey! Still don't want to?" The coquettish girl glared and said, "Look at what you look like, you look like you depend on men for food!"
"Crack!" Just as the coquettish girl finished her sentence, a bowl of steaming white porridge fell from the sky and hit her head directly. The juice drenched her body, and rice grains flowed down her hair everywhere. .
"I think it's better to give you something to eat first!" Yang Ming said lightly.
"Who! Who dares to throw porridge on my old lady's head!" The coquettish woman turned around, looked at Yang Ming with a smirk behind her, pointed at him and said angrily, "You fucking want to What are you doing!"
"I'll eat for you!" Yang Ming shrugged indifferently.
"Wow, I'm fighting with you!" The coquettish girl reached out and grabbed Yang Ming.
"Stay there." Yang Ming pushed her, and pushed the coquettish girl back: "Don't think that I dare not do anything to you because you are a woman. If you are impatient, I will still beat you!"
"Grass your mother, I will die with you!" The coquettish girl picked up a broken bowl from the ground, just like Yang Ming rushed over.
"Do you have that function?" Yang Ming looked at the coquettish girl mockingly, slapped the broken bowl in her hand, and said to the man with glasses, "Four eyes, take care of your wife, don't let her Like a mad dog."
"What's your name? Tell me your name!" The man with glasses said, his chest rising and falling angrily, pointing at Yang Ming.
"What's the matter, do you still want to take revenge?" Yang Ming put the buns on the table, and said to Chen Mengyan, "You should eat the buns first, the porridge is wasted on the dogs."
"Fuck you, who are you calling a dog!" The coquettish girl jumped up violently again: "Li Longshuai, he scolded me!"
"I know, I won't let him go!" The man with glasses nodded and pointed at Yang Ming and said, "Boy, tell me your name if you have the guts!"
"I don't have time to talk to you." Yang Ming said impatiently, "You hurry up, I don't want to beat you up."
"Hmph, why don't you say it? Okay, if you have the guts, just sit here and don't move!" After the man with glasses finished speaking, he took out his phone and made a gesture to make a call.
"I won't move. If you want to find someone, hurry up. I have to go to class after dinner, so I won't accompany you." Yang Ming said with a curled lip.
"You can do it, you have the guts..." The man with glasses took the phone and flipped through the phone book. After searching for a long time, he didn't dial any numbers.
"Li Longshuai, don't you know so many people on the Tao, call them and kill this little bastard!" The coquettish girl shouted loudly, attracting the attention of many people in the cafeteria.
"Why don't I look for it, there are too many, I don't know who to look for!" The man with glasses said in his heart, I'm just bragging with you, how can I know so many people! Aunt, grandma, if you weren't so advocating school violence, I wouldn't be bragging with you! I was just trying to scare that kid just now, but I didn't expect him to refuse to do this!
"Li Longshuai, hurry up, did you find it?" The coquettish girl said impatiently: "There are so many people, just find anyone and scare him to death?"
"Oh, okay, I'll just find someone..." Li Longshuai was helpless, so he had to find out the contact information of a big brother in society that a former classmate gave him. It is said that this person is very good in society. That classmate is one of his younger brothers.
Okay, let's pretend to be coercive first, and then talk about it! Li Longshuai dialed the contact information of the social elder brother: "Hey, please pass me a message to 8138607, it is said that Li Dagang's buddy was kicked, please call 139 quickly... Eh? What? It was shut down four years ago? "
"..." Li Longshuai hung up the phone with a depressed expression on his face. Now, there are indeed not many people using paging, and it is reasonable to shut down the phone. It is amazing that the paging station can still exist.
"What's the matter? There are so many people with mobile phones, why are you paging!" The coquettish girl said a little displeased: "Don't you know Brother Dao and Brother Lang or something!"
"I..." Li Longshuai said bravely, "I can contact such a person now..."
"Crap! Li Longshuai, where did the people you told me come from? Made them up?" The coquettish girl frowned: "Are you entertaining my old lady?"
"No... I... Don't you like this, I just said that..." Li Longshuai ignored Yang Ming and the others, and said bravely.
"Damn! You're so fucking bad! I still believe you!" The coquettish girl gave Li Longshuai a look, and said with disdain: "Looking at how you look, you don't even know anyone!"
"My... Wife, don't be angry, can I contact my junior high school classmate when I get back?" Li Longshuai said with a smile on his face.
"Don't call me wife, Li Longshuai, we broke up!" the coquettish girl said with her lips twisted.
"It... something else, I really like you, don't worry, that friend of mine is said to be a really good guy, if I find him, I'm sure I can take care of this little bastard!" Li Longshuai promised.
"Hmph! It's nothing!" The coquettish girl snorted coldly: "Look at me!" She said and took out her mobile phone.
"Hey, sister Yao? I'm Xiaolu. I was bullied in the cafeteria. Can you bring someone here?" The coquettish girl said, "En... ok, I'll wait for you here..."
"Sister Yao? Damn, are you looking for Miss?" Yang Ming asked curiously.
"How dare you say that about Sister Yao, you're useless! Her partner can kill you, do you believe it?" The coquettish girl snorted and said, "If you have the ability, just stay here."
"It's fine. I'm not full. Buy me another basket of steamed buns. I'll just sit here and eat for a while." Yang Ming said, "But I don't see what you mean. Okay, I'm leaving."
"You fucking dare to leave!" The coquettish girl was in a hurry: "Just try to walk, and if you leave, you won't be able to hang out in this school!"
"What qualities do you have? I really doubt how you got into college." Yang Ming glanced at the coquettish girl and said teasingly, "Are you born as a young lady?"
"Jing Xiaolu is an artist!" Li Longshuai quickly argued.
"Shut up, no one will treat you as dumb if you don't speak!" The coquettish girl gave Li Longshuai a somewhat displeased look, and now she realized why this boyfriend is such an idiot.
"Hehe, four eyes, you want this kind of thing too?" Yang Ming sighed regretfully at the man with glasses: "Brother, take care, I'm leaving."
"Stop!" Jing Xiaolu became anxious, pointed at Li Longshuai and said, "Go and buy him a basket of buns, and let him sit here for a while!"
"Okay, I'll go now!" Li Longshuai nodded in agreement without thinking.
Yang Ming shook his head, being a man to this extent is already top-notch!
"Yang Ming, forget it, don't be as knowledgeable as them, is there something wrong with you!" Chen Mengyan said worriedly.
"It's okay, someone treats you for nothing!" Yang Ming smiled, and said indifferently: "Who made these two guys scold you on purpose! It's right to punish them."
"Hey, you like to cause trouble, I really don't know if it's good or bad." Chen Mengyan said with a slight sigh.
Not long after, Li Longshuai ran over with a basket of buns, put the buns on the table and said, "Here's for you!"