306 - - Episode 304 Three Kind Uncle

I ordered a full custom-made dress, which was vulgar, but I was willing to spend the money to get it. After that, we went to the entertainment district recommended by Jude. I never expected to encounter such a difficult problem in such a pleasant place. .......

The light balls of various colors shimmering in place of neon lights. Men drinking and making noise to release their daily stress. The women who roll them around in their hands. I am writhing in agony amidst them.

"Hey, what's the matter? Did you drink too much?　If you don't feel well, I'll take you somewhere you can rest."

I look up to see three men staring at me with concern. I looked up and saw three men staring at me anxiously. ......It seems that they were worried about my writhing. I'm kind of sorry.

No, no, I was just a little worried. I haven't been drinking, so I'm fine. I'm sorry for worrying you.

"Oh, really?　It looked pretty bad, but you haven't been drinking? ......"

Huh?　I thought I heard him say that he didn't drink and that his movement was more dangerous.

"So, what's bothering you? If you've fallen for that bar girl, give it up. They're in the business too. You'll get in trouble if you take them seriously.

"That's right. It's people like you who get worked up and end up getting hurt.

"You're still young, you'll find a good partner this time. Trust yourself."

...... three uncles take the liberty of comforting me by mistakenly believing that I'm suffering because of my obsession with a bar girl. They are good people, though they are misdirected. But I wonder why they call me "onee-chan" when they describe women in bars.

I think most of these guys and me are usually older than the women in the bar. ...... is it a beauty of style?　...... uncle looking at me worriedly as I'm thinking about stupid things. Oh no, these guys are here for fun. I shouldn't interrupt them.

It's okay. It's okay. I don't have a crush on the girls at the bar. It's my first time in this entertainment district, so I was just wondering which bar is good for me.

"Ha-ha-ha, that's why you were so worried until you made that move. Why don't you just go into the restaurant you like?

"I'm sorry. But it's been a long time since I've been to the entertainment district and, except for tomorrow, it will be a while before I can come back here again, so I want to make the best of it if possible.

"Ah, I see, you are young. I had my moments. Well, you don't want to waste a precious opportunity. Then we'll help you out. It's like a garden around here. So what's your problem?　How about I give you my recommendation?"

"That's right. That's right. We're regulars. We can help you.

"Pretty girl?　A pretty girl?　Which one do you prefer?　I'd recommend different places depending on that."

I've been to ......, where three guys ask me with a confident look on their faces. Are they regulars in a slightly expensive entertainment district? They seem like nice guys, but they have money. Well, it's true that it helps if you ask them for advice. Let's see what the regulars can do.

"Let's see, a feast for the chemomimis. Dancing love sparkles. Size is justice. The battle of maidens. I'm torn between the following five stores. What do you think?"

"I see, you have a good eye."

One of the men tapped me on the shoulder, complimenting me with a line that sounded like something the protagonist of a fighting manga would say. The choice of restaurant itself seemed to have hit the right spot.

Yeah, all of them are popular. But all of them are the kind where the girls take off their clothes. Are there any places where you can have a drink while having a conversation with a normal lady?

"I've already decided to go to a restaurant tomorrow where we can have a drink together. So I'd rather take my clothes off today. ......"

"I see. Then your brother's choice of restaurant is right. I've been to all of them, and they're all good places that don't rest on their laurels about being popular. But when it comes to the best among them, even I have a hard time deciding. But the best is ......"

"Size is justice."

"A feast for the chemomimis."

THE naivete!"

The three men shouted the names of the different stores in unison. The three men look at each other in disbelief. This was the moment when my silly problem had cracked the longstanding friendship between the three uncles.

"Hey, hey, what are you guys talking about? This brother here wants to please your eyes with a store that takes off its clothes. Then size is justice! Boom, boom, boom, boom... How can I not recommend this!"

I can understand "binevine" and "brumbrum", but what is "bitambitang"?　I'm intensely curious.

What are you talking about? Various kinds of furry friends with their popping mimics and wagging tails are the best. Big is not the only way to please the eye. You've lost sight of the basics, haven't you?

I see, pico-pico and flippity-fly. That must be a wonderful sight.

You're the one whose eyes are glazed over. Size is Justice has a lot of beast ladies in its ranks, too. Rather than a feast of chemomimis who only care about beastmen, size is justice, justice that accepts all races as long as they are big enough.

The uncle who chases down the other uncle as if he is about to be backed up with a bang.

"Hey, big brother. You don't have to listen to those two. It's not about that, it's about THE naivete! I'll take that one. Imagine all those naive women who haven't yet become accustomed to the city, cheeks tinted with embarrassment, piece by piece... It's the best!"

The uncle who didn't join in the argument, gave me THE rustic! I'm going to recommend I see, so he is recommending me to be more novice than accustomed to it. It is true that a woman's shyness is attractive in itself. .......

"Hey, hey, don't play games with me. In general, THE naivete! The acting and the quality of the "Mere Old Man" is great, but you get used to it eventually. Even your hiyiki Marin-chan is usually dressed up like a daredevil and enjoying her time in King's Landing.

"No!　Marin-chan is doing her best for her parents who are working hard in a poor rural village!"

"Yes, you're a wimp. Marin earned a lot of money, invited her parents and sister to King's Landing, got a boyfriend, and is very happy.

I'm sorry, Marin. For some reason, your current situation has been revealed in front of many people.

"What the hell? ......"

Uncle Buckled in his knees. I must have broken your heart. At least let me comfort you.

"Ugh, Marin, you're so happy. I'm so happy for you."

The kneeling old man is pleased with Marin's happiness, as if muttering. You're too nice!　I almost burst into tears myself.

"Hey, I've been listening to you, and I think I'd like to see the maidens fight. Their fights make my heart beat faster. And the bottom one, too. ......"

One of them interrupted me from the outside. And he is smiling like he has said something good. I appreciate the information and I'm interested in the exciting battle, but I don't want to be involved in it because it's going to get out of hand if someone else interrupts.

Oh, it's too late. The outsiders who had been listening to our conversation with amusement around us started to join in the conversation. It's understandable that they recommend their own favorite restaurants, but some of them are talking about our restaurant.

I'm not sure if they are even the shopkeepers themselves.

......Heated battle between men started on the streets of downtown. The three men who were supposed to be my advisors were also swept away by the waves of the battle. Heated debates ensued, and they all said, "Which restaurant is the best!　What girl is too cute! The situation is now out of control.

Eventually, the intervention of the security forces put an end to the heated battle. Apparently too much noise was made, but fortunately it did not turn into a hand-to-hand fight, and the party broke up without anyone getting caught. For some reason, the satisfied men rubbed shoulders with those with whom they had had a heated argument and dispersed to their respective recommended restaurants. Where should I go anyway?

...... recalling the information that has been thrown into their mouths, they examine which restaurant they should go to. All of them look so interesting that I honestly want to visit all of them, but there is not enough time. If ...... is the place to go, let's go and solve the mystery that has been bothering me. Yes, the mystery of Vitan Vitan. .......

With the face of a man who has made up his mind, I walk through the entertainment district. I walk forward with my chest out and strong steps, without a trace of hesitation.

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"Welcome. "Hello, sir. I'm glad you chose this restaurant. Thank you very much!

As I entered the store, the female waitress suddenly thanked me and leaned in close. ......I see, so size is justice, the name is true. This woman's righteousness is obviously large, too. Moreover, she is wearing almost a string and a little fabric. I am nervous that it might spill out. Huh?　

"...... Uh, do you know me?"

"Oh, no, sir. How could I not know? I went to see the show too. Thanks to you, even customers who had never come to this type of store before were interested in coming in, so I'm very grateful.

...... Ah, I see. Those three guys were very loud and conspicuous. Being in the center of it all, they must have stood out. So, the people who didn't go into the "take-off" type stores, but went to the "story" type stores or the "live" type stores, also came to the stores because they were curious about them.

I guess I stood out in a weird way. I didn't mention their names, and there were a lot of drunks there, so I guess it doesn't matter. Besides, the three guys had forgotten I was there by the end.

"Ha-ha-ha, there were a lot of kind people there, so I'm glad you're here."

"Hmmm, you all love it. So, you don't know the system of this store, do you?

System?　Come to think of it, we never talked about that.　

No, I don't know anything about that.

Well, let me explain. First of all, you can sit wherever you want, as long as there is a seat available. Once you are seated, we will ask you to order your favorite beverage. The price is a flat rate of 1,000 elt and must be paid in advance. Change is given, but it is convenient to exchange it for a large copper coin here. It is also convenient for many other things.

It's a thousand elts or ...... quite expensive, but I guess it can't be helped in this kind of store, can it?

"What other conveniences?"

When I ask a question, he makes a big move, like he's glad I asked. At the same time, her righteousness trembles. Thank you for the food.

"Well, you see, there are a lot of dancers inside. It's a good thing to tip them. And if you find one you like, you can negotiate with her at ......, so good luck."

What?　Does ...... mean ......?　In other words, if you find a woman here that you like, you can go to ....... That's great. I exchange some money and give her a tip for explaining everything in detail. Oh, is that how you receive tips?　It's warm. ....... I'm not even fully in yet and I'm already having fun.