This is not crazy, Tubo king is not mediocre, so he can see that Yunfan did not say false.

So he waved to the guards to withdraw.

Soon there were only two people left in the room.

Yunfan smiles: "that's right"

after that, because of thirst, he bought a bottle of beer from the trial Mall for 3 yuan.

Then he opened it and sat down in his chair and drank at will.

But the king of Tubo was so confused that he didn't know how this guy was like juggling, and suddenly something strange appeared on his hand?

And I haven't seen it yet.

Yunfan blew two mouthfuls on the bottle, wiped his mouth and said with a smile: "cool!"

"By the way, would you like a bottle, too?"

With that, he bought a bottle of snow beer in the test mall and handed it to him.

"Come and have a taste, let's drink and chat"

after the king of Tubo took the beer, he looked at it carefully.

Yunfan said with a smile: "don't look, it's not poisoned. If I want to kill you, you will die long ago"

after hearing that, the king of Tubo thought about it, and then he laughed awkwardly and took a sip at the mouth of the bottle.

Soon frown: "this what flavor, good strange!"

Seeing him like this, yunfanle said with a smile, "this is not the way to drink the beer. Just like me, I'll take a big gulp at the bottle"

after that, he made a demonstration action, picked up the beer and took a gulp directly.

"Hoo, cool!"

After some entanglement, the king of Tubo tried to follow his example.

After a few gulps, his eyes soon brightened.

"Great

"What kind of wine is it? It's so pleasant to drink!"

Yunfan grinned and said, "it's necessary to drink beer. You have to be open to drink it"

"come on, I'll buy some peanuts and spicy strips. Now, you're welcome to drink and dish"

in the palace of Tubo.

Two men, each holding a bottle of beer, and then on the table with spicy sticks and peanuts, the picture is very funny.

It's said that they are negotiating, but it's just two brothers who are talking nonsense.

When they had a good time, they held up bottles and touched each other.

More than half an hour later.

"Well, let's not just drink and talk about business." Yun fan put down the bottle and said.

As soon as they drank the wine, they had already drunk six or seven bottles.

The king of Tubo was also flushed. It seemed that he was drinking more.

He waved his hand vaguely.

"Oh, my brother, if you don't talk about business today, just drink. Come on, let's go!"

Seeing this guy open a bottle of beer by himself, and then blow it up, Yunfan's forehead is in a cold sweat.

Uncle, I accidentally drank with the king of Tubo.

Shit!

"No, I'm the envoy of the Tang Dynasty. I'm here to negotiate"

"what are you talking about? My brother will drink instead of talking about official business today!"

Then the king of Tubo showed a bad smile.

"Brother, you don't know. I've been idle for a long time. I finally met a confidant. I'm happy! I'm so happy

"Don't say, continue to drink, wait for me to find you some big beauties to serve you well!"

Smell speech cloud sail also picked up wine bottle to touch with the other side unconsciously.

"Haha, I'm so sorry"

"no matter, you are my brother. What do you want to do in this Tubo kingdom? No one dares to have any opinion. Oh, by the way, what's your name"

"my name is Yun, king. You are older than me. If you don't dislike me, you can call me Brother Yun"

"nonsense! Do you think I'm drunk and want to take advantage of me? I'm obviously older than you. I'll call you brother Yun. "The king of Tubo smiles drunkenly.

Does Yunfan feel that this topic is getting more and more crooked?

Then he continued: "no, I really want to talk to you about business. I have to finish the task, brother"

"task?"

"What's the mission of Brother Yun? If you only say one word, I will let them be deployed with you

With that, the Tubo King opened a bottle of beer himself. By this time, they had already packed a whole box.

This makes Yunfan happy.

"Really?"

"You are not joking It can be seen that the king of Tubo really drank too much.

Baijiu people know that although beer has no liquor, it is a beer cow, it drinks very fast and imperceptibly makes people drink.

No, the king of Tubo is.

Yunfan said with a grin.

"All right, now I want your army to withdraw from the border of Datang"

after that, the king of Tubo was stunned and put down his wine bottle.

"Brother, are you serious?"

"Well, as long as you order the withdrawal, my mission will be completed."The king of Tubo frowned and seemed very tangled.

"Ah, my brother, you really have a problem for me"

"I just ordered to attack the Tang Dynasty a few days ago, and now you want me to withdraw suddenly. I'm afraid it's not appropriate!"

Yunfan can see that the strength of the wine is almost the same.

Then he took out a cigarette and handed it to him

"What is it?" The Tubo king asked with a fresh expression.

"Hey, hey, have you ever heard of smoking and drinking? Let's have a taste and make sure you float up to be an immortal "

" haha, it's good to be an immortal. I want to be an immortal. Let me have a try "

soon Yunfan taught the king how to smoke, so they both took the cigarette at the same time.

"Whoo, comfortable!"

"That must be"

"brother, where did we just talk?"

"Withdraw

The king of Tubo took a puff of smoke and said softly.

"Ah, my brother, you are really in a dilemma. Apart from this request, the king can promise you anything else"

"no other request, just this. As long as you order the withdrawal, how about I give you a surprise?"

"Surprise?" The king of Tubo's eyes brightened.

Seems curious about the surprise.

Yun fan grinned and said, "yes, is this cigarette good with beer?"

"Cool

"Well, as long as you promise to withdraw, I'll teach you a better thing"

this will completely destroy the king of Tubo.

He felt this feeling for the first time. He was very comfortable.

Say a crazy word, give a fairy not to do!

"Tell me first, brother, what do you want to teach me to do"

Yunfan said with a smile: "I'll teach you to dance Di!"

"Tiaodi?"

"That's right, you're in the most suitable state for bungee jumping now. It must make you cool!"

"Well, I'd like to have a try of tiaodi. Teach me quickly, brother!"

Yunfan shook his head.

"You order to withdraw troops first, or you don't talk about it"

then he stood up and pretended to leave.

"Besides, I have business to do. If you insist on not withdrawing, I can't help it. At that time, we can only fight each other"

"as for tiaodi, you can't expect to try it in your life"

the impact of this is huge now.

Although the king of Tubo was a little reluctant, he said with a clench of his teeth.

"Wait a minute, brother!"

"Well? "Yes?"

"Yes, my brother's face will be given by the king. I'm going to withdraw the troops now!"

Smell speech cloud sail the corner of the mouth raised to smile lightly.

"That's more or less"

"OK, the large-scale disco dancing scene will start soon!"