Wang Lang directly ignored his abuse and said, "Lao Chuan, what's the matter with you calling?"
Sichuan trump, Lao Chuan? what? This person talks strange, always half can't understand.
"I'll ask you, is the newly emerging orbiting satellite in the low earth orbit space on the West Lijian border launched by your Moyang Empire?"
Wang Lang was amused. One billion tons of hydrogen bomb directly made Lao Chuan forget to find Li Yunpeng. He pretended to be at a loss and said, "orbital satellite? Our country didn't launch to you. "
Trump was shocked. "No launch? Where are the satellites on my head? It's not brought by your Muyang empire's space fighters? "
Wang Lang pretended to be enlightened, "Oh! Laochuan, you misunderstood that it was a failed satellite launched by China. It was lost. I didn't expect it to float to you. It's really fate. "
Trump: "??
Bullshit fate! Who has a special fate with you? Your satellite can really float. Can it float near xilijian and successfully enter orbit?
"OK, since the launch failed, I'll fight for you!" Said trump.
Wang Lang quit immediately. "That's not good. If you don't find it, you can't do it. Now that you find it, it's the property of our empire. No one can move it. Whoever moves, one billion tons of hydrogen bomb will go to the door of his house and test it. "
Trump: "..."
"Savage Oriental, you are unreasonable! In this case, can we also put Leo geostationary satellites near your Moyang Empire? "
Wang Lang flatly refused, "this can't do. We don't allow any foreign aircraft to exist around the airspace of the Muyang empire!"
The color of trump wax yellow is red by gas. Oh, if your family doesn't allow others to let it go, can we let it go?
"Oriental boy! Don't go too far. You know, we in the xilijian democratic country also have space fighters! " Trump threatened.
Wang Lang Hun didn't care, "I know you have, but your Aerospace fighter, its endurance is not good."
Trump: "but we have a large number."
"You're not going to be able to continue."
Trump is not convinced: "we have strong logistic supply."
"You're not going to be able to continue."
Trump green face said: "our avionics radar is more advanced!"
"You're not going to be able to continue."
Trump: "..."
Mulder, we're not going to be able to continue! How can he be a great democracy in the field of cutting-edge equipment?
“shit! You're a fake diplomat. I'll talk to someone else! "
Wang Lang said, "yes, who do you want to change?"
Trump thought, Li Yunpeng was unable to answer the phone since he did not answer the phone.
"I want to change the Vice Foreign Minister."
"OK, vice minister is also me. Let's talk."
Trump: "..."
"I want to change to another diplomat."
Wang Lang said casually, "Lao Chuan, don't toss about. The Empire of Moyang advocates military diplomacy. The foreign affairs department is the least valued in the whole empire. I am the head of the foreign ministry, the deputy, the clerk, the logistics and the guard. Which identity do you want me to talk with you?"
"I... I am..." trump's original steady body, in a flash.
Trump, in his heart, hated, if not the performance of the space fighter, was really not enough to catch up with the Empire of the last Yang. This has never happened in the strong history of the xilijian democratic state in more than 200 years!
But Wang Lang is right. If there is a real fight, the Moyang empire can wait until its own air force runs out of fuel before launching an attack. At that time, it will have no power to fight back.
"So, Lao Chuan, let's sit down and have a good talk. Let's talk about the problem of low orbit space, and then why the air force of xilijian democratic country can form combat effectiveness so quickly." Wang Lang said.
"The low orbit space belongs to all countries in the world. Why can you occupy it at will?" Said trump.
Wang Lang scolded in his heart, you old shameless man.
"Lao Chuan, I think you are really old. Let me give you a simple example. For example, the Pacific Ocean is also shared by all countries in the world. Why can xilijian occupy so many islands as military bases?"
"I... He..." trump can not answer for a moment.
"Come on, don't you and me. We all know the truth. The winner takes all and the weak starves to death. This rule is also applicable in the low orbit space." Wang Lang said.
"Then you can't invade the territorial airspace of the democratic state of siliquin!" Trump is still trying to reason.
Wang Lang said with a smile, "ah, you xilijian democratic country have done the most violations of other countries' airspace. However, our late Yang empire is not unreasonable. In this way, the east of 140 ° west longitude, the west of 60 ° east longitude, and between 20 and 60 ° north latitude belong to your xilijian democratic country's low orbit airspace."
Trump suddenly heard, some muddled, and quickly pulled the map to see, I wipe, this is basically not the territory of the Western Democratic Republic of China.
"Mr. Wang, I solemnly warn you that the details of xilijian democracy are far beyond your imagination!"
Wang Lang eyebrows pick, sent to the door, he spoke contemptuously: "a country with only 200 years of civilization history, also deserve to talk about the details?"
"You... Stupid, mean people, what do you know? Have you ever heard of Xiguo District 51? " Said trump.
The legend of xilijian District 51 was widely spread before the end of the world. Different from the folk science organizations such as the temple of the western regions and the temple of fire, most of the supernatural phenomena studied in District 51 came from alien civilization.
According to legend, there are even real alien spaceship wrecks and alien corpses hidden inside. It is even more unknown whether there are living extraterrestrial civilization creatures.
"Area 51? Are you really in contact with alien civilizations? " Wang Lang asked coldly.
"Hum, only the liberal and democratic xilijian democratic country is worthy to be friends with a higher level of civilization. Although you are half a step ahead in the field of space fighters, sooner or later we will surpass you. God bless xilijian!"
"I spat! Shameless, make friends with a higher civilization? Haven't you heard of the black forest law? " Wang Lang scolded.
"Shit, you uncivilized fake diplomat, xilijian has been in contact with outsiders for more than 70 years. There is no black forest law at all!" Trump replied.
"Ha ha ha." Wang Lang sneered, "more than 70 years? Did you learn the castrated version of the space fighter? "
Trump was shocked and then recalled.
There's something in that, madder!
It's more difficult for these hypocritical guys, Nanmen Er, to get some skills from them than to make roosters lay eggs!
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