Ning Yuesong turned his eyes and looked out of the window as if he was very alert. Then he attached his mouth to my ear and said very obscenely: "this condition is very simple. If you dare to take me out to drink and play with women, Zhenbang is a small matter. Even I can put him away, it depends on whether you dare to agree."
Go out drinking and play with women?
Ning Yuesong is an old man. Is that ok?
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I'm still in the same place, but I don't know how to open my mouth. Ning Yuesong, a strange old man, likes to seek stimulation in secret. He promises very well on the surface, but secretly does it on the back. He also wants to take me as a gunner. If he is known at last, I will carry the black pot.
If it's spread out, I can say it's late life. It's not the same thing for the younger generation to take their elders out to eat, drink, whore and gamble.
Treacherous, cunning, this old guy is in search of excitement, it is nothing!
But when I think of Ning Zhenbang, I see his skill, his strength and his sword. I know it's a pit and a plot. I jump in and say, "as long as you can help me to balance Ning Zhenbang, let him not put up his tricks in front of me in the future. If you can support him, I will dare to take you out!"
"Well, well, that's settled." Ning Yue was so happy when he relaxed that he looked extremely obscene.
"But at your age, can you do it?" I'm bored.
As a result, Ning Yuesong's face changed. He patted his chest and raised his head slightly? I'll tell you, your second master and I were romantic in those days. The young ladies of Yanjing's big and small families who want to paste upside down can be arranged outside the Fifth Ring Road. "
"What does it have to do with being able? I think you are at least 70 years old, aren't you I asked deliberately, thinking that he was trying to save face and brag.
Ning Yuesong was in a hurry. "Laozi... Do you know why Laozi is here? It's because Laozi is too casual. According to Laozi's constitution, he can at least live to his nineties. It's because he was hollowed out by wine and sex, and he hasn't lived for a few years. He still has to take care of Ningfu. That's why he can't leave home. "
"Since you don't have many years to live, you still want me to take you out and give you cigarettes. Aren't you just looking for death?" I asked again, and I was sure that the old man was bragging. Lao Tzu Lao Tzu Yue, Lao Tzu, was very anxious to face up to the general situation.
said, "Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is already half a man walking into a coffin. If he keeps his promise, he will be trapped here every day, and he will not pursue life."
Hearing this, I couldn't help laughing. The old man really wanted face. Instead of arguing with him, he handed him the whole package of cigarettes.
When the cigarette arrived, Ning Yuesong's expression became very fast. He opened the package in a hurry and quickly took out one. He took out a lighter from his arms, lit it with a click and took a deep breath. His expression was absolutely amazing!
"Ah, comfortable." Spit out smoke, he sat in the wooden chair, closed his eyes, very enjoy the second smoke.
When Ning Yuesong smoked half of it, he opened his eyes and gave me a cigarette with a smile. "It's fun for us to smoke together. If you satisfy all my pursuits, I don't mind giving you all the skills. You'll definitely become one of the best in the list. Even if you work hard, you can squeeze into the list."
"When are you going to teach me?" The four words of tianbang master are like a dose of stimulant. My whole body seems to be beating chicken blood. I immediately wake up, take a cigarette and smoke with Ning Yuesong in the room, just like a crime.
Wrinkled veteran holding a cigarette, slightly raised, swinging, Ning Yue Song said with a smile: "don't worry, don't worry, after smoking this cigarette, you first do 200 push ups and 100 squats in situ."
The cigarette in my hand shakes and almost falls to the ground. "Push ups, squats? What are you doing
"Well, if you want to be a master, you have to step by step and be down-to-earth. How can you make it to heaven? You can't do anything. First, practice your constitution well and stick to it for a week. Then I'll teach you something else. " Ning Yuesong waved his hand again and laughed strangely.
I suddenly wonder if this old guy is cheating me, push ups and squats. Who can't? But at the thought of his hand at the gate of the courtyard, his strength was not like counterfeiting, so he had to put out the cigarette suspiciously, put up his sleeves, put his hands on the ground, and began to do push ups.
Because I was born in the countryside, I have done a lot of farm work, and I have great strength. 200 push ups are just the limit for me.
After 200 push ups, I began to squat in situ. Ning Yuesong, an old man, smoked one cigarette after another. He was very comfortable.
Five minutes later, after these exercises, my arms and legs were numb, my muscles were tight together, and I was very weak. I was sitting on a wooden chair, sweating on my back, gasping and thirsty in my throat.
Simply, I reached out and poured a cup of tea, but I didn't expect to drink it. Ning Yuesong pressed my cup with his two fingers and said, "don't drink it first, wait for your body to slow down. It's useful. Otherwise, it's like practicing in vain. If you don't believe me, you'll have a different feeling if you wait and drink it at that time."I nodded my head in a daze, calmed my breath and heart beat as soon as possible, until it was almost recovered, and then I took a drink.
Strangely, it seems to have a different feeling from what Ning Yuesong said.
Usually, drinking water after exercise is like quenching thirst, but now it seems to run through the whole body, with a kind of unspeakable and unidentified pleasure.
This time, I am completely convinced. It seems that Ning Yuesong's strength is really not blown out, but a master with real materials. He quickly took a deep breath and asked excitedly: "second grandfather, now I have finished these, and then what
"And then?" Ning Yuesong white eyebrow light pick, big sleeve a wave, "no then, you can go back, tomorrow remember to bring me cigarettes."
I narrowed my eyes and looked at the old man carefully, thinking that he would not deceive me, right? But just now after his advice, it seems that he didn't cheat me?
With a dubious thought, I nodded, got up and walked out of the room.
Until, I opened the wooden door of the house, Ning Zhenbang stood in front of the door, involuntarily looking back, looking at my wet coat, holding the sword, said: "master, he doesn't want to accept you as a disciple, does he?"
"Well, you wait. One day I will surpass you." Unconvinced, I raised my head and strode past.
"Ha ha, waste is always waste. How can fireflies compete with the bright moon? I'm determined. Do you want to surpass me? " Ning Zhenbang said with a sneer.