Chapter 382

"No, it's all in the past. Now it's all in constellation!" Facing the audience, Liu Zixia said with exaggerated expression: "I'm Gemini, she's Aries, and the constellations are very close!"

While saying that, Liu Zixia also stretched out his hands, index finger met together, behind specially elongated ending.

Turning to Fan Wei, Liu Zixia asked, "brother, what constellation are you?"

Fan Wei looked at Liu Zixia like a fool and said, "I'm a sofa seat. I'm paralyzed. I can't go anywhere."

Liu Zixia was amused by Fan Wei's words and said, "ah ha ha, I ask you about constellation."

Fan Wei repeated: "you are not constellation, I have to sit here, paralyzed."

Hahaha, the audience burst into laughter again.

What constellation do you have? Sit on the sofa!

Is uncle fanway from Mars? Why don't you even know the constellations?

The audience can laugh for a year.

And they believe that the omnipotent netizens will certainly carry out various adaptations for these two simple dialogues.

At that time, another popular network dialogue is born!

Yan Xuejing this time, carrying water into the supplies.

Liu Zixia says very helplessly: "this cousin, even if it is whole don't understand."

Yan Xuejing handed the cup to Liu Zixia and said, "come on, drink water."

In the middle of the journey, Fan Wei reached out and cut off the water cup. He said, "ah, I'll see if you make it."

With that, he picked up the thermos and took a sip.

Pooh!

"The tea hasn't been brewed. Drink it." Just a small mouthful, Fan Wei vomited out, while talking, but also handed the thermos cup to Liu Zixia.

“……”

Liu Zixia is holding the thermos cup in his hand. It's neither drinking nor not drinking. He can only hold it awkwardly.

The audience are happy. It's uncle fan who is so fresh and refined.

You said you had a drink, people can't dislike you dirty?

Who can't drink?

Yan Xuejing was made helpless by Fan Wei's unreasonable provocation. She said angrily, "this is the water for the guests. What do you say you are rushing to drink? Go to that room later!"

"I'm paralyzed. Why do you always forget?" Van welt, pointing to his legs, said, "again?"

Yan Xuejing has no choice but to lead Liu Zixia into the inner room.

……

Inside the room, they sat on the bed far away.

Yan Xuejing is nothing. Liu Zixia is very reserved. Not only his legs close together, but also his face is very tactful.

Yan Xuejing took a look at Liu Zixia and said, "well, I asked you something. In fact, I can see it..."

"Don't ask."

Before Yan Xuejing's words were finished, Liu Zixia leaned over and punched Yan Xuejing's left arm with his right hand.

"I'm a man!" Liu Zixia curled her lips and said in a long voice.

As soon as Liu Zixia said this, the audience door in front of the live broadcast room suddenly burst out.

"I'm a man? Ha ha ha... I'm so interesting

"Oh, I can't do it. I'm going to laugh to death. The action of beating people just now is too feminine and too Niang!"

"This euphemistic look, as well as the feminine action, I am Xia, you are a real woman..."

The audience was almost cramped with joy.

Liu Zixia's present "Niang" state is nothing to do with her tall, handsome and sunny image. On the contrary, she looks like a sissy!

In fact, it was Liu Zixia's intention to consult Comrade Xie, who made up for him.

Xiao Xie, the makeup artist, gives her everything. Liu Zixia tries her best to learn.

In just a few minutes, he learned, even more joyful than song Xiaobao in his previous life!

The audience is full of curiosity about the playwright who created this sketch book!

What is sacred? Can let Liu Zixia open hand to play this sketch, and a play to the role of live!

It has to be said that Liu Zixia began to circle fans again, and the circle is still comedy fans!

On the stage, Yan Xuejing was stunned. Why are you a man?

"You say you silver, who catch who ask, who catch who ask."

As soon as Liu Zixia's words were picked out, he said, "these little old ladies have confused me one day! Ask me, I don't even know what's going on! I don't know whether it's better to squat or to stand when I go to the toilet every day, eh ha ha ha ha... "

Ha ha ha, it's so skinny!

You can make so much attention when you go to the toilet. It's good to squat and stand!

This is in anticipation, squatting is a woman, standing is a man?

Although it's a bit vulgar, it sounds like a real coke. In addition, Liu Zixia's last kind of magical laughter makes the audience want to laugh or not.

Yan Xuejing was also amused by Liu Zixia, and the two people laughed so much that they fell back and forth, without fear.

Fanwei sat outside, listening to the movement of the two in the room.

Hear inside full of laughter, can't help but quietly get up, into the half pull body.

Liu Zixia was laughing wantonly, but he was surprised to see Fan Wei come in and half pull his body.

"Ao" to a voice called up, and then like a rabbit jumped to Yan Xuejing.

Poof!

Didn't you just say that you are paralyzed? How did you get up?

While the audience are laughing at Liu Zixia, they are also very interested in the following plot.

Yan Xuejing stood up and asked, "no, why did you stand up?"

Fanwei stood at the door and said, "what's the matter? I say you should be more careful. Don't talk about your life. Pay attention to Yiao!"

Yan Xuejing is impatient: "go back to your house quickly!"

Fan Wei waved his hand and said, "let's talk. I'll continue to be paralyzed."

Liu Zixia sat down quickly and asked, "what's the matter?"

Yan Xuejing said in a low voice: "sequelae, the spirit is also like abnormal."

Liu Zixia suddenly realized and said, "Oh, ha ha ha..."

Damn, it's all round. Besides, the explanation is too far fetched. Can't a person with normal thinking believe it?

It's just that the goods are believed!

But think about it is also, sketch it, is to exaggerate some, funny some, the letter is normal!

……

They chatted again, and fanwei came in unconsciously.

"Cousin, I'm very good at serving people..."

Liu Zixia, like a little girl, shook her legs and beat Fan Wei's right arm with her left hand

It's coming again. It's a standard thumping action, full of magic, as if it can laugh at the past.

Every time they see and hear this, the audience will involuntarily raise their lips.

And as long as Liu Zixia exaggerates a little, the audience's laughter will appear, incomparably magical.

"What are you doing?"

Looking at Liu Zixia's no image and laughing, Fan Wei was a little scared. He said, "I'll let you wait for me for a day, and then I'll be away."

The audience has already had a stomachache with laughter.

"No, I can't. I'm afraid that Xia will laugh himself to death."

"With this attitude, I can definitely be waited on to leave. What a pity for uncle fan!"

"It's mainly the skin color, the movement and the laughter. Let them out at night. Cliffs can frighten people to death!"

"I can see that uncle fan is destroying their blind date. Keep looking down..."

It's true.

Blind date, and then destroy the blind date, two scenes are constantly staged.

In addition, Liu Zixia's brilliant performance made the audience deeply involved and unable to extricate themselves.

The three chatted with the room and talked about having a baby.

Yan Xuejing: "no life!"

Fan Wei quit and said, "don't be so fussy. If you make a partner, you can say that you've got something to do. The old man is fine. Why isn't he born again?"

Yan Xuejing said, "the old man is dead."

"Is the old man dead?" fanway asked? Who died before? "

"Not dead!" Yan Xuejing spits out a few words, "live forever in our hearts!"

This sentence is very interesting, just like the primary school Chinese textbook says, "so and so, always live in our hearts." this is the highest state of no one!

Two people just like two people quarrel, I say you are not good, you say I am not good.

Liu Zixia, like a tumbler, put him in the middle, listening to two sentences here and two sentences there.

Finally, when Fan Wei went crazy to make complaints about Yan Xuejing,

"I came back from the first yangko dance. That guy's face is painted like black eyes."

Fan Wei, with a bitter face, said: "put the gate, as soon as Kuang Chang rings the doorbell, he won't go into the house. When I look at it, I think my mother is back."

Is he coming back? Say daughter-in-law looks like him. Mom?

Are they too similar?

Just as the audience thought of this, van Wei continued, "I'll burn paper and kowtow to that one. Wow, this morning!"

Hahaha, Lao Fan's mouth is unforgiving.

Love. His mother has long gone, this is to say Yan Xuejing eyebrow painting eyes, dressed like a ghost!

They chatted with each other for a long time as if there were no one else. They took Liu Zixia as the air.

Finally let Liu Zixia seize the opportunity, put in a word: "ah, then you are her old man?"

Fan Wei clapped his hands and said, "do you see it? The fool can see it!"

"Well!" Liu Zixia nodded like a fool.

When the audience was amused by Liu Zixia's cute, he patted his leg and said to Yan Xuejing:

"I understand when I hear that! That, such a good big brother, Xuejing, you can grow a little heart! This is the person who loves you most, this is the person who loves you most! Don't make a fool of yourself. You've brought me home. You're so brave

Don't you have the courage to be fat? Do you like the image of the little black old man?

Liu Zixia continued: "I want to tell you that you can't point out my thousand odd Ping."

Yan Xuejing good strange way: "how to drop pinch?"

Liu Zixia told the truth: "my that is the unit boiler room."

Yan Xuejing asked: "how can you say that you manage more than 2000 people?"

Liu Zixia glared: "heating!"

Yan Xuejing is silly: "do you burn a boiler?"

"Well!" Liu Zixia nodded.

Fanwei, who was sitting on one side, said, "do you see that? You're not the right color, roasted

Ha ha ha!

The audience laughed again. Today's skit program, from the beginning to now, has not lost the skin color of Liu Zixia.

Emotion is still a long-term use of the laughing point!