Chapter 795

Wu Lei directly incarnates Geng Zhilei again, which is very straightforward, and also very offensive.

When netizens saw this, they had to laugh. The barrage was sent out like no money

"Poof, hahaha, I can't stand it. Wang Han, it's a little exaggeration, isn't it?"

"Low back pain, phobia, UV allergy... What's the difference between them?"

"That's right. It's so easy to come here. How can I afford the delicious food I'm going to eat in the evening if I don't work..."

For Wang Han to find their own problems, netizens are very do not understand.

What's this for? Want to sell a lazy person?

But it's not right. It's not consistent with the state Wang Han usually gives to the audience?

Can we say that this is brother Han's original character?

"You know, I come to the mushroom house to enjoy, not to work!"

What Wang Han said at this time is the same as Lou Yixiao and Yimao. They just come to enjoy their feelings. Who cares about your work?

"Do you want to eat?" Huang Sanshi said angrily, "I'll ask you if you want to eat?"

"Of course you have to eat this!"

Wang Han naturally said, "didn't I bring you two sheep? That's the gift I gave you. As a return gift, you masters should make me a delicious meal, shouldn't you? "

"We didn't ask you to bring us presents!"

Liu Zixia took a look at Wang ChangLei and said, "do you see the canopy above the straw shed? It's brother ChangLei who made it for us. Isn't this awning more precious than two sheep? "

"Hey, Zixia, you are right. There's a saying that courtesy is light and affection is heavy, you know?" Wang Han said unconvinced: "besides, have you asked Mr. Wang to work?"

"I don't need them to ask me, I'll go to work!" Wang ChangLei said, "I'll break off the corn in a moment. It's said that there are still some corn for changing food materials today, so I just go to break it off."

"Amount..." Wang Han Leng for a while, suddenly stood up, said: "the toilet is in it? I'll go to the bathroom first and come out later. "

"Ah, brother Han, why don't you go after dinner?" Liu Zixia said with a smile.

"Zixia, don't stop him, don't turn around and let him pee in his pants!" Huang Sanshi said with a bad smile: "people have three anxieties. Looking at Lao Wang like this, he can't hold it anymore."

Wang Han had a meal at his feet and walked faster.

Naturally, netizens began to paint the barrage again

"These two people are also too damaged. Look, brother Han is forced to use urine to escape."

"But brother Han's excuse for shirking his work is really enough. It's estimated that no one has so many excuses."

"I guess brother Han will find other reasons not to work later..."

Netizens found that today, whether it's a laugh or a variety show, it seems to be quite dense.

Too tired to work? Why don't you say you are tired after eating?

This conversation is really exciting!

Mushroom house.

"Well, the main force is gone!" Looking at Wang Han patting his ass to leave, Huang Sanshi said, "come on, let's assign the task?"

"We're still short of corn, aren't we?" Liu Zixia said: "let's go to break corn in a moment. Today's goal is set at 500. In this way, we can still survive a little."

"Well, with so many of us, 500 corn is still very fast."

Huang Sanshi checked it in his heart and said, "then there are spicy crayfish and minced pepper fish head. We don't need to exchange corn for them. After all, we have fish ponds and we can catch them by ourselves."

"Shall we divide into two teams to do these two kinds of work, or shall we finish one and then go to the other?" Wu Lei asked.

"Together!" Liu Zixia said: "we have six people here, just divided into two teams, one team to break corn, the other team to catch fish and crayfish."

"That..." Wang ChangLei said, "you can't go to the fish pond to catch fish. You'd better catch it."

"That's easy to say!" Huang Sanshi said, "Xiaolei and I are going to break corn. Zixia, you are going to catch crayfish. It's over. ChangLei, you are going fishing!"

Just as he said this, Wang Han came out of the room.

"Brother Han!" Liu Zixia eyes a bright, said: "so, that crayfish ah, you catch, we just in your absence when the election."

"Ah Wang Han walked slowly towards the direction of the thatched cottage and said, "can you vote while I'm here?"

"Mr. Huang, if you agree to catch crayfish, please raise your hand!" Liu Zixia heard Wang Han's words, immediately asked, but also raised his hands.

There were five people in the hut. Except for Liu Zixia, the other four also raised their hands.

Liu Zixia counted and said, "1, 2... 10 votes passed!"

Well, five people have 10 hands in all, and he counts them all.

Well, this is a routine. Wang Han, who knows that he can't change his working fate, sighs and says, "crayfish, don't you say you can use fishing?"

Since he came to the mushroom house, Lin Zhiyin, who had no camera appearance, said, "I can catch it! On the side of Hong Kong Island and the Bay Province, it's the people who use them. "

That seems to be true!

Wait, Hong Kong Island and bay Province, aren't they Island provinces?

Is there crayfish in there, too? Shouldn't it be lobster?

Anyway, since the beautiful stars of LIANGANG island have begun to support, Wang Han also knows that he is doomed.

After thinking about it for a while, Wang Han said, "that crayfish can't float on the water. It can only climb on the mud or drill into the mud. How can it catch it?"

"No, you can catch it, don't let it go into the mud?" Liu Zixia said while looking at Wang Han.

Wang Han felt his chin and thought for a while, then suddenly said, "I can break corn. I'd better break corn."

"Ha ha ha..."

No matter Wu Lei, Wang ChangLei, Lin Zhiyin or Huang Sanshi, they all laughed.

This is a routine. Wang Han took the initiative to work. Did he succeed?

"My summer is really bad. How can I have such a routine?"

"What is it called? You have to drill your own way, even if it's no matter how hard it is. "

"Is brother Han afraid of water? Otherwise, how could you resist... "

Netizens also laughed, it seems that they are happy to see Wang Han out of embarrassment.

Especially when Liu Zixia tried to set Wang Han's routine, the embarrassment after the embarrassment made netizens laugh.

"I agree to break corn now!" Wang Han clapped his hand and said.

"Ha ha..."

Several people laughed again.

"No, you can't. You've already voted. You're going to catch crayfish." Huang Sanshi said directly, "well, let's not talk any more. It's going to be evening. Are we going to eat in the evening?"

"Well, let's eat and go to work." Wang ChangLei said this, and began to pick up noodles.

Looking at no one to take care of himself, Wang Han said with a bitter smile: "so you don't want to take a nap at all? Is that right? "

"Yes, we've had enough rest in the morning!" Liu Zixia laughed.

"Well, it seems that I didn't come at the right time!" Wang Han began to feel sorry for himself.

……

A meal, a few people talking and laughing to eat for more than half an hour.

When everyone had finished eating, Huang Sanshi and Wu Lei, who were responsible for breaking corn, began to clean up the "mess.".

Two people clean the table and wash the dishes. It's nothing to look at.

So, the camera goes directly to Liu Zixia and several of them.

While walking towards the tool room, Liu Zixia said: "I think catching crayfish and fishing are more important! Otherwise, we won't be able to eat in the evening. "

"Zixia, do you have water pants here?" Lin Zhiyin asked, "can't we just go to the fish pond?"

Speaking of this, Lin Zhiyin also pointed to his clothes.

Indeed, Lin Zhiyin should be very casual today: short sleeves, trousers, flat shoes, standard for walking around.

You can't go to work in the field in such a dress!

"There should be water pants!" Liu Zixia said: "the previous owners here are prepared."

A few people came to the tool room while talking. There were various tools in the room.

After searching, in the small box close to the wall, several black trousers were turned out, which were wrapped from the sole of the feet to the chest, and then the two suspenders could be stuck on the shoulders.

"Is that the depth of the pond?" Wang Han shakes off his water pants and asks: "don't let us enter the fish pond at that time, and then the whole person doesn't enter the water and drowns."

"Not so much!"

Wang ChangLei, who has already found the fishing rod, fiddles with the fish food and says:

"I went to the fish pond before. I said it was one fish pond, but actually it was two. One is deeper and bigger, probably to the waist. It should be specialized in fish farming. The other is shallower. In my opinion, it's more suitable to call it a pond. It seems that rice is planted in it, and the water depth is about to the calf. "

Liu Zixia mouth a bald, said: "that... On your thigh!"

Wang Han Leng for a while, said with a smile: "you think I'm Sanshi!"

Listening to Wang Han's words, Liu Zixia also laughed.

Huang Sanshi naturally didn't know that someone was arranging him, so he looked at the direction of the fish pond and said, "Xiaolei, do you see that? The shrimp team is off

"Mr. Huang, I really want to go with him. I think it's very interesting." Wu Lei looked at the direction of the pond, and his eyes were still a little envious.

"It's interesting to catch crayfish in the fish pond!" Huang three stone brush bowl, say.

"But I'm tired of doing the same thing." Wu Lei pinched his arm and said, "I'm afraid that when I finish breaking the corn, I'll lose my strength all over."

"Yes, in fact, I'm tired of doing the same job." Huang Sanshi nodded and said, "we still have to work in this season. We have to work every week."

Wu Lei's face was bitter and he licked his wound silently.

In fact, he would like to say that all the work is not done by him. You say you have to work in this season, and don't have a conscience?