"Village head Yang, there is a story circulating recently. One night, there was a very strange scene in Shanghe village. A fairy rode by with a bear and a tiger. Is this true?" Tian Yun asked with a smile.
"Really, it's true that many people have seen it." Yang Feng replied excitedly.
"Does village head Yang know the fairy?" Tian Yun then asked.
"Yes." Yang Feng's answer stunned Tian Yun.
"I don't know village head Yang. Can you introduce the fairy to us?" Tian Yun asked again.
"Chang'e, we all know each other, so I won't say much." Yang Feng smiled, Tian Yun smiled and said, "it seems that village head Yang doesn't intend to tell us the truth after his death. I wonder if village head Yang can talk about your views on the emergence of tigers and bears, because there have been rumors of bears in Shanghe village before."
"Well, I have to thank our country, the party, the government, CCTV, Nanling TV, Hefeng TV and Shanghe TV. Oh! Shanghe village doesn't have TV yet, but I believe we have a & v." Yang Feng opened his mouth and Tian Yun was depressed.
"Thank you for staying at the end. Please ask village head Yang to say whether the beast will have an impact on the current tourism industry of Shanghe village." Tian Yun had to interrupt. It is estimated that if he continues, Mr. Cang should also appear.
Yang Feng said: "Yes, I believe many people will come to Shanghe village to see tigers and bears. The zoo charges fees. We are completely free here. Our tourism in Shanghe village will be greatly improved and climb to a new height, preferably as high as Mount Everest. In fact, I have a dream. I hope that one day, we can see penguins in Shanghe village without going to the North Pole."
"Penguins seem to be in the South Pole. The north pole is a polar bear." Tian Yun was more right.
"Penguins and polar bears were separated from each other. How can they have sharks?" Yang Feng asked, making Tian Yun full of black lines. He made a gesture to the cameraman, turned off the camera, and asked with a tiger's face, "Yang Feng, can you talk to me well."
"Do you have a boyfriend?" Yang Feng asked.
"No, do you want to be my boyfriend?" Tian Yun snapped.
"No, I just think you have a little endocrine disorder recently." the photographer, makeup artist and Dong Yuxin couldn't help laughing again.
"You just have endocrine disorder." Tian Yun scolded angrily.
"I don't have acne again." Yang Feng strongly retorted that Tian Yun ran away. There was a small bean on her forehead, but it had nothing to do with endocrine disorders. It was eaten with pepper.
"Sister Tian, calm down, calm down!" the cameraman and makeup artist hurriedly pulled Tian Yun, but they forgot to pull Yang Feng. Yang Feng took this opportunity to run away.
"Hum! Monk, you can't run to the temple. If you don't cooperate with my interview, I won't go here." Tian Yun shouted.
"He can't wait. It's estimated that he wants to go into the mountain to find tigers and bears. There's no gatekeeper." Dong Yuxin smiled.
"Ah! He has entered the mountain. Come on, let's go too." Tian Yun shouted and hurried to the door. He didn't notice that a smile of conspiracy came out of Dong Yuxin's mouth.
Yang Feng ran very fast. Tian Yun didn't see Yang Feng's shadow at all, but she couldn't beat her. She was also familiar with the people in Shanghe village. When someone asked, she knew which direction Yang Feng went from and caught up with him.
"Sister Tian, are we still chasing?" the makeup artist asked in fear, leaving the tourist area and in the silent forest.
"Chase, why not chase." Tian Yun said very arrogantly.
"Sister Tian, but we don't know where village head Yang went from, and there are tigers and bears here." the cameraman had to remind that, as the only man in the trio, he had to be responsible for the two women and himself.
"Ah!" Tian Yun exclaimed in surprise. Now she remembered why they came. She was not afraid of the tigers in the zoo, because they were locked in a cage, or she was locked in a cage. But she was afraid here. The story of tigers eating people has been heard since childhood, and there are countless versions. However, wu song is the only one who eats tigers. She doesn't think that the three of them together can be more powerful than Wu Song.
Two tigers and a bear had no chance of winning. Tian Yun decided to go back. Although the reporter was an adventurous industry, she couldn't send herself to the tiger's mouth, and there was no need to take the risk. As long as she caught Yang Feng, she didn't worry about finding the tiger.
The tiger roared and the wind blew. Tian Yun looked at the two frightened people behind her and couldn't help looking back. At this look, she fainted in the dark. I don't know when there was a tiger standing behind her, which scared her five souls out of her body and two souls out of her body
The tiger looked at Tian Yun disdainfully, as if to say, "with this courage, I dare to come to see you. I won't scare you to death.".
The tiger turned and quickly disappeared in the mountains. They hurried up to rescue and fainted. Artificial respiration didn't work. Although the cameraman wanted to, he didn't dare and didn't have the chance. The makeup artist had begun to pinch people. After pinching for a while, Tian Yun slowly woke up.
"Are we all dead?" the first reaction, Tian Yun thought that he was no longer in the world at this time.
"Sister Tian, no, the tiger is gone." the makeup artist said quickly.
"Oh!" Tian Yun breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that the soul came back slowly. She asked anxiously, "have you taken a picture of the tiger?"
"No, that's fine," said the photographer shyly.
"Alas! We came in vain." Tian Yun was so depressed that she almost lost her life in the tiger's mouth. She didn't leave any evidence. I don't know whether this journey to find a tiger was a success or a failure.
With panic, excitement and reluctance, Tian Yun and her family went back to Shanghe village and were stunned as soon as they entered Yangfeng's yard. Yang Feng was playing chess with Dong Yuxin in the yard. He was very excited. He was afraid that others would not know that he was very happy. He drank tea, played chess and was accompanied by beautiful women.
"When did you come back?" Tian Yun asked curiously.
"I came back early." Yang Feng replied disapprovingly.
"Have you seen the tiger?" Tian Yun despised it and felt cheated.
"Yes!" Yang Feng answered. Tian Yun was stunned and asked anxiously, "where is it?"
"It's in the woods on the other side of the river. Don't worry. I told them not to eat people," Yang Feng said.
"If you let them not eat people, they will not eat people?" Tian Yun asked angrily.
"Facts have proved that you have to thank me for coming back alive. Should you be polite to your life-saving benefactor?" Yang Feng joked.
"How do you know we met a tiger?" Tian Yun was stunned and asked.
"Just look at your expression. Now believe it. There are tigers in Shanghe village." Yang Feng asked with a smile.
"There is also Nanling, not you Shanghe village." Tian Yun was angry, but retorted.
"Shanghe village is Nanling's, and having Nanling means we have Shanghe village." Yang Feng argued.
"Why don't you say that the tiger belongs to your family and is raised by you." Tian Yun turned his big eyes and said.
"Eh! You can guess that. It's good. The IQ is almost catching up with Xiaohei." Yang Feng made a surprised expression, and Dong Yuxin couldn't help laughing.
"What is Xiaohei?" Tian Yun is not stupid. She knows there must be a problem with this sentence and asks qualitatively.
"Xiao Hei." Yang Feng shouted. Xiao Hei ran out of the room. Tian Yun saw that her face became very black and black. She had the potential to go up to find Yang Feng desperately. She dared to say that her IQ was not as high as a puppy. It was too bullying.
"Sister Tian, have something to say." seeing that Tian Yun is in a violent state again, they hurried to hold Tian Yun. This time they came for an interview. How can they interview if they fight? They can't finish the task and go back, but they have to be trained. Tian Yun is big now, and the leaders will leave some face, but they will definitely become scapegoats.
"You can't talk well! Xiaoyun's family can't help you less." Dong Yuxin gave Yang Feng a white eye and sat Tian Yun beside her.
"Well, now let's talk about the tiger. Does reporter Tian mind?" Yang Feng's smiling appearance made Tian Yun jump up.
"Don't mind, get ready to start." Tian Yun took a deep breath and said gnashing her teeth.
As soon as the camera was turned on, Yang Feng said directly: "Hello, audience friends, I'm Yang Feng, head of Shanghe village. I want to make some explanations about the emergence of tigers and chivalrous women in Shanghe village. First, it's true. Many people saw it with their own eyes. Of course, I didn't see it, because I slept at home that day; second, where the old tiger came from and who the chivalrous woman was, I don't know, because I also want to know; third, Please pay attention to all visitors to Shanghe village. Don't go into the mountain without the guidance of our professionals and hounds. Otherwise, any situation has nothing to do with Shanghe village. It seems that it has nothing to do with us. It's not illegal for tigers to eat people. Fourth, if someone encounters tigers and bears in the mountain, please don't make an aggressive gesture and don't plan to make love Fan, because you are not a chivalrous woman, retreat quietly, and then run as fast as you can, and it will be safe to run to a place with many people. Fifth, look at the villagers along Nanling. In addition to one bear and two tigers, there are a large number of wolves in Nanling. I have seen with my own eyes that the wolves are not managed by chivalrous women. I think everyone should know the danger. "
"Have you seen the wolf?" Tian Yun was shocked. He didn't expect such strong material.
"There are not only wolves, but also python, which is almost as thick as a bucket. If I hadn't brought more dogs last time, you would have seen a new grave at the top of the mountain in Shanghe village." Yang Feng said half seriously and half jokingly.
"True or false?" Tian Yun asked suspiciously.
"If you don't believe it, reporter Tian will go to the primeval forest in Nanling for a walk." Yang Feng said with a smile.
"So, Nanling is full of danger?" Tian Yun asked.
Yang Feng said: "We can't say that. In fact, people and animals are the same kind. In addition to attacking people when they are hungry, large beasts also attack when people take the initiative to provoke. Therefore, as long as we don't take the initiative to find trouble, it is safe. The rabbits and pheasants in Nanling are enough to feed dozens of tigers and bears. They don't lack food, and human meat is not good Eat. "
"Why, village head Yang has eaten human flesh and knows how it tastes?" Tian Yun asked deliberately.
"At this point, I think reporter Tian has the most say." Yang Feng smiled.
"How can I have the most say?" Tian Yun asked puzzled.
"Because reporter Tian, you are a woman!" Yang Fengli's words of course stunned everyone except the photographer.
"What do you mean?" Tian Yun asked incomprehensibly.
"I'm afraid reporter Tian is not married yet?" Yang Feng asked.
Tian Yun gave Yang Feng a white eye. He didn't know whether she was married or not. Suddenly, she understood. Her face felt a little hot and scolded, "shameless, obscene."
"Alas! You think it's wrong." Yang Feng sighed gently, which made the cameraman laugh no longer. He admired Yang Feng. He thought he was a model for countless male prostitutes to learn. Watching other people's beautiful women flirt and looking at their TV station, who dares? Yang Feng didn't expect that his carelessness became an example again.
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