Chapter 44

Chapter 44 creating conditions without conditions

When the telephone rings, a helpless voice comes.

"Dean Ding, aren't you making trouble out of nothing? Where do I have so many ordinary trauma patients for you? Even if you want to shoot on TV and need patients, you have to wait for other people's patients to come. Don't you think it's more like a big accident when the patients in your center are sent by car after car? "

"I don't care. All the trauma patients have to be sent to me. The patients I need to sew up."

"Dean Ding, are you a patient who needs suturing? Or do you need trauma patients? "

"Does that make a difference?"

"It's a big difference. Trauma patients are hard to find, but patients who need stitching are everywhere."

"Make it clear!"

"Isn't it obvious that you can find a normal person to make a cut on him and then sew him up, which will solve the problem? Dean Ding, don't be angry. Isn't double eyelid surgery just an operation process? "

"You let... Eh, you let me think. Well, well, the patient doesn't need to be sent here. I'm confused for a moment! "

Ding hang put down the phone and felt that this was the most correct way of thinking. It's better to teach people how to fish than to teach them how to fish. The opening can be opened by themselves. Isn't there a suture?

double-fold eyelids?

The risk of this operation is relatively high. For young doctors, especially young surgeons who only want to practice their hands, it's even more careless. It's a big event that the needle goes into the eye.

Double eyelid is not good, but there are many other operations. We can start with the free skin pulling of hospital staff. If we start with internal digestion, we should consider it internal welfare.

This is called creating conditions without conditions.

Chen Qun didn't expect that he was really a prophecy. He was driven to the shelves by some old foxes, and instantly became a plastic surgeon.

A few minutes later, Ding hang appears in front of Zhang Xin and Chen Qun, who have nothing to do. He asks Chen Qun anxiously“ There are many patients in the emergency center every day, but they can't keep up with your suture speed. I don't know. Have you ever done a cosmetic suture? There are a lot of stitches in our plastic surgery department. With your technique, it's no problem at all. Why don't you go to the plastic surgery department in the afternoon for stitching? "

"Many ugly people make trouble!"

Zhang Xin murmured in a low voice beside her, and her interest soared. "Doghead commander, in the afternoon, we'll go to the plastic surgery department to see if you have the ability to embroider a flower on other girls' faces."

Chen Qun's mouth is bitter. Is this broken system a foretold? Try to push him to plastic surgery?

At 2:30 in the afternoon, the hospital carried out several simple and easy cosmetic operations, including "facial wrinkle removal", "scar removal" and "facial depression filling" for internal staff and family members, free of charge in the plastic surgery department.

Chen Qun and Zhang Xin walk into the operating room to see the patient in the hospital bed. They can't help but look silly.

The first one to act as a mouse is vice president Ding hangding. He had a forehead depression filling operation. The wound was left when he was a child. It was on the left side of the eyebrow. Once he frowned, it would sink a little bit larger than mung bean.

Originally for Ding hang, rushing to do the first operation will inevitably be criticized. But for millions of donations, not to mention a mung bean wound, it's to grind his wrinkled tree skin face into duck eggs with an iron, cut his upper and lower eyelids into double eyelids, and even do a harelip cutting.

As long as my aunt is happy, otherwise he will go to the operating table at last. Maybe my aunt is too tired to understand his painstaking efforts, so I have to take the lead as the first mouse.

It was Song Yang, the chief doctor of the plastic surgery department, who operated on him. He had been ordered to take Chen Qun, who had undergone the appalling mandibular plastic surgery two days ago, with him. Of course, it was a hit.

Because Chen Qun's mandible plastic surgery, is invisible to their plastic surgery department played a big advertisement, the effect is not generally good. Even if Dean Ding doesn't speak, he has to find a way to temporarily stay in the cosmetic surgery department for a few more months as a live advertisement.

When the two photos are put out for comparison, the people who dare to stand up for the battle all over the country have one hand to count and one or two fingers left. This is a perfect match. When they are sleepy, they come across pillows.

With Xiao Chen's hands, which kind of cosmetic surgery can't be done, it's easy! After all, he took Chen Qun to do the eyebrow bone "breast augmentation" for that special patient last night. He acted as a guide. As soon as he finished, Chen Qun finished the work, and the effect was several times better than what he did himself

For Song Yang, the only thing he didn't understand was why Ding hang asked him to demonstrate it again and let Xiao Chen do the next work, Isn't that unnecessary?Of course, Song Yang doesn't know. Ding hang has a brilliant idea. Once the demonstration is over, the equipment will be used. My aunt has something to do; Another change of staff increased the workload of nurses.

This move is called "doctors dance needles, aiming at nurses". Ding hang didn't dare to say it. She made her aunt aware that she was taken special care of. Instead, she had to detour in a big circle and use her brain in front of the teachers and students.

It's natural for a nurse with two doctors.

Old man Gu couldn't do it by flattering him.

In the blink of an eye, Ding Hang's depression was mended, and he rubbed the small wound with a piece of adhesive tape and was full of praise“ Xiao Chen, are you interested in developing the beauty department? I think you have great talent in beauty

As soon as the words were finished, Zhang Xin's mouth was slightly pursed and her squint glared.

Ding hang almost slapped himself in the face. Didn't he want to die? Is that girl willing to let her boyfriend touch other girls' faces every day?

Quick witted, he quickly remedy, "but this simple repair surgery, is a waste of your medical talent. Xiao Chen, no matter which beauty salon digs you at a high price, it's actually very kind. After all, for most people, beauty doctors are not doctors at all! "

Next to a beauty director face even jump twice, mouth a burst of bitter, but just speechless.

Dean Ding, what are you talking about? I don't want to be cheeky?

Ding hang has long been pulling down his old face and pretending to be a clown to make other girls happy. How can he take into account the feelings of the director of the beauty department? He turned his head and said to Song Yang, "old song, do you think that's the truth?"

Director Song, who was severely hit again, gritted his teeth and said, "Dean Ding is right. If Xiao Chen becomes a cosmetic surgeon, it's a waste of talent. Few people in the country can think of your cheek repair surgery alone. Why is your way of thinking so unique when you grow up eating the same rice? "

Beside Zhang Xin, a trace of joy and sweetness welled up in her heart, and she broke in“ If it wasn't for the wonderful ideas, how could it be the dog's head strategist of the Three Kingdoms? Only the wrong name, not the wrong nickname

Ding hang looks at Zhang Xin's bright eyes beside him. He knows his invisible flattery, but it's real. With another three points of hope, he got the huge amount of equipment donated.