When they were armed and brought to Nie Yun, they were already submissive.
"You're very good at it. I thought you would try it." Nie Yun sat in the armchair in the captain's room, crossed his legs and looked at them with his cheeks in one hand.
Two people secretly scold in their hearts. Who is it? Being pointed at by so many guns has to be like us!
On the walls around the captain's room, there were dozens of AK pointing at them, and more than ten rocket launchers stretched out from the ceiling.
They promise that from today on, we are all patients with dense phobia!
"Big... Big brother, I'm joking. How dare we? We just accidentally broke into your territory this time. We didn't mean to offend! Can you let us go for the sake of being human?" the boss said carefully.
"Oh, how can you be sure that I... Am human?" Nie Yun lowered his head and raised the corners of his mouth. They couldn't see his expression, but their scalp was numb when they heard this.
This... This guy is really not human? Is it really an alien?!
"Alien... Alien?!" the third exclaimed!
"Ha ha!" Nie Yun didn't answer positively, but just smiled, "Ka!" snapped his fingers, and all the guns in the room slowly disappeared into the wall.
"Gudong!" they looked at this incredible scene and swallowed their saliva together.
This means, will the earth people? Your sister is definitely an alien!
"Come on, why did you run to my island? Remember, you only have one chance. If you dare to lie, my back garden is just short of fertilizer."
At this time, they were completely in fear of the third kind of contact, and they didn't dare to lie.
As for what makes people as like as two peas in the earth, there are no horns on their heads and no tail behind them, that's a small problem.
At present, the two people have no big or small bamboo tubes to pour beans. They generally describe how they died and how they drifted here. By the way, they also explained their origin in detail. They didn't even peep at the widow next door to take a bath when they were a few years old.
After hearing this, Nie Yun touched his chin and looked at the two people, wondering what to do with the two guys.
The two brothers looked at the contemplative Nie Yun and waited nervously for their fate. At the same time, they wanted to know whether the other side really grabbed itself to slice, whether to be cut in obedience, or resist a little and then cut?
This is a problem
"Are you... Willing to work for me?" Nie Yun suddenly asked.
What? Working for aliens?
These words stunned the two people directly. Can the script still be written like this?
"Er... You... What did you say?" the boss asked strangely, as if he hadn't heard clearly.
"Oh, I didn't want to! Forget it." Nie Yun got up and left.
"Wait, we will! Yes!" they hurried.
If you don't want to, you can't. don't see the muzzle around you coming out again!
"Would you like to say it earlier! But our company is very formal. The recruitment needs an interview. Have you brought your resume?"
"What? Company? Recruitment? Well, no... no resume." both of them were crying, so they mixed up into us. What resume do we need to make!
"No? Now humans are really impatient. Forget it, let's simplify the process, isn't it?"
"Yes, I'm a graduate student!" Lao Dajue wondered if he had gone to the wrong set. Should he change the clothes? Would you like another tie?
"Oh, it's still a top student. Which school?" Nie Yun was surprised.
"Qinghua!" the boss immediately raised his chest.
"Huh?" "huh?" the two were surprised. One was Nie Yun and the other was the third.
"Boss, you never said you had this experience!" the old three said in surprise.
"Cough! It's all old things. When I graduated, the newborn calf was not afraid of tigers. I started a project and owed a lot of debt. Later, it got worse and worse. I didn't mean to say that I was a graduate student of Tsinghua University!"
"Oh!" they nodded clearly.
"I'm still a Xueba! Disrespect! But I'm sorry, I don't want 985 here, only 211!"
"Er..." the boss is a little confused. What about the recruitment conditions?
I don't know if it's an illusion. The boss always thinks that the "alien" seems to have a bad tone.
"So I have only the position of temporary worker. Are you interested?" Nie Yun looked at him with a faint expression.
Xueba or something is the most annoying!
"Yes!" old Dalian nodded hurriedly. If the temporary workers didn't have to do it, they must have to be fat flowers. Fools are not interested!
"What about you?" Nie Yun looked at the third.
"Me? I've been in middle school for two years. It's hard to use my brain since I was a child. I dropped out of school before I finished reading. Others say I have only a few silly strength, ha ha!" the third felt the back of my head and said with some embarrassment.
"Alas, you can't belittle yourself. Who doesn't still graduate from primary school and finally achieve a great career? You're a good young man. I'm optimistic about you! From now on, you're a regular employee!"
Who? Who? Who?
After listening to this, the boss directly ejected a mouthful of old blood. Should it be so obvious to treat differently.
Now he even regrets his intestines. He went to Tsinghua. He knew he should go to technical secondary school!
This is a typical choice, more important than effort!
"Cough! What you said is really nice! I can't agree more! What is education? Ah!
To tell you the truth! In fact, my diploma was bought by my family! I was a repeat student in my class when I was young. I didn't even get a little Safflower in primary school. I passed CET4 eight times. I'm ashamed! Ashamed! "The boss said.
"Oh, so it is! It doesn't matter. These are all small problems. The most important thing to be a man is to be talented! I think you have great potential!
Well, I just thought about it. About this 985, ah, we can't be too discriminatory. Let's make an exception and recruit you as a formal worker. There is a kind of staffing! "
Nie Yun's face was pleasant, not sarcastic, but looked at his own intimacy.
"Yes, you're right! Thank you! Thank you so much!" the boss was grateful.
This time it is politically correct!
Sure enough, wherever you go, standing in line is the most important!
Excited, the boss flushed, and then turned his eyes... Fainted!
"This... He was so excited?" Nie Yun was stunned at first, and then very moved.
"No, I think he just fainted from hunger." the old three said foolishly.
"Er..."