Chapter 1701

"Cake seller, is there really a Thor in the world?" Qian Duoduo wondered, "so... What's the matter with lightning?"

"Smelly boy, if there is thunder god, there will be electricity God. If there is Lei Gong, there will be electricity mother. The electricity mother is not here now. She has gone to heaven."

"Oh, I still go to heaven. It seems that there is the Jade Emperor in the sky." Qian Duoduo sneered.

Nima, what a dog day.

Strange things happen every year, especially this year. Just after the new year, I met the mysterious Tangmen, then the deep and wide black boxing, and then the hateful Hades magic family. Now I went to heaven and saw the legendary Thor.

Thor is serious and speaks freely: "Yes, since there is a heaven in the sky, there must be the Jade Emperor, the queen mother, all kinds of great gods and small gods, and many immortal kings; there are yamas, judges and all kinds of ghosts in the underground; you naturally have emperors, presidents, ministers and countless people. These are the so-called three realms of heaven, earth and man. These three realms have their own operation rules, but the most powerful one is me "Heaven..."

"Stop and stop." he put up his hands and interrupted him. He said, "well, okay, don't talk about it anymore. I lost. I believe you."

"Hum, smelly boy, the facts are in front of you. You can't believe it. If I hadn't split you several times, your life would have been over."

Qian Duoduo nodded: "well, that's true. In less than a year, I have been struck by lightning three times. After being struck by lightning every time, my physique and Kung Fu have greatly improved. In other words, uncle Thor, why did you hit me?"

"Because you are my son."

Qian Duoduo immediately jumped up: "Hey, don't talk nonsense. You're an immortal and I'm a mortal. We can't beat each other. My father's name is Qian Zhenkun. He's much more handsome than you. Look at you. You're so ugly. What's human."

Thor looked down at Qian Duoduo calmly, smiled and said, "smelly boy, I know you won't admit it, but you are my son, which will never change."

"What evidence do you have?"

"Isn't it simple, because you can absorb the power of lightning. With this, you are my son. In the three worlds of heaven, earth and man, only my son can do it."

Qian Duoduo looked confused and forced: "yes, I can indeed absorb the power of lightning. However, you are so ugly and I am so handsome. You are an immortal in the sky and I am a mortal on the earth. How do you explain that I am your son?"

"Alas..." Thor sighed, "My son was originally the bodyguard commander of the Imperial Palace in heaven. More than 20 years ago, my son was curious. He peeped at the fairies bathing in the yaochi pool of the queen mother. They found out that the Jade Emperor was angry and demoted my son to earth and reincarnated. He suffered all the pain of the world and made up for his mistakes. Only then could he become holy and return to heaven. At that time, my son was reincarnated in Jiuzhou Qian Zhenkun's family in the happy village of Yishan town was very poor at that time, so they named my son Qian Duoduo. "

Qian Duoduo jumped up again and shouted angrily: "Hey, you make up a story and listen better. Peeking at the fairy bathing in yaochi, who am I, a coyote? A hooligan? -- bah, I'm not. I've been a three good student since I was a child. I'm a good young man who loves five lectures, four beauties and three beauties. I chase girls with integrity and light. It's absolutely impossible for me to do those sneaky things."

Thor pointed to Qian Duoduo and scolded angrily: "smelly boy, what do you dance? Be honest. Do you know, marshal Tianpeng, who is famous in our heaven, was demoted to the earth because he flirted with the fairy Chang'e in the Moon Palace?"

"Become a pig, as three-year-old children know, marshal Tianpeng pig Bajie." Qian Duoduo said angrily.

"You're just a bodyguard commander. You're much worse than Marshal Tianpeng. You dare to peek at the fairies taking a bath. The Jade Emperor and the queen mother are very angry and want to demote you to earth and become a stupid pig. I begged your mother again and again, and the queen mother showed mercy and made you human. Fortunately, you just peeked and didn't flirt with them, otherwise, your boy would be miserable …”

"Wait, wait." Qian Duoduo hurriedly interrupted Thor, "do you say I have a mother?"

"Of course, you're not a monkey. You jumped out of a crack in the stone." Thor blew his beard angrily.

"Who is my mother?"

"Fool." Lei didn't look good. He stepped forward and slapped Qian Duoduo on the head. "You are so awesome and smart in heaven. How can you become so stupid when you are demoted to the world? Haven't you heard that Lei Gong's electric mother is a couple?"

Qian Duoduo touched his head: "my mother is an electric mother?"

"Nonsense."

"Shit, my parents are so powerful, Lei Gong and Dianmu."

Thor continued with earnest words: "Son, marshal Tianpeng turned into a pig and was enlightened by Guanyin Bodhisattva. He followed Monkey King, the great saint of heaven, and Sha Wujing, the rolling curtain general, all the way to accompany the Tang monk to the west to learn scriptures. After thousands of hardships, he finally obtained the Scriptures before he could become a saint and return to heaven. You have become a man and a handsome man. Your conditions are much better than them. Your mother and I hope I hope you can stand some tests, become holy as soon as possible, and return to heaven. The three of our family can really be reunited. "

"So, I still have a chance to be an immortal in heaven. So many people on earth practice Taoism just to be an immortal..." Qian Duoduo scratched his head and said to himself, looking very excited, "This is a shortcut. If I become an immortal, I can live forever. I can also take my sister and them to play in the sky and make them feel a little immortal. Wow, it's refreshing. Hey... How can I become a saint in flesh and become an immortal?"

Thor pointed to Qian Duoduo: "smelly boy, it's impolite at all. You should call me dad."

"No, I'm a mortal now. I have a father in the world. If you're equivalent to my father, make me an immortal."

"Although you have been living in the world, your mother and I have been paying attention to you. In order to sanctify your body, we have helped you a lot within the scope allowed by the heaven. Otherwise, you can't have today's achievements. Call me dad. I can't lose you."

"OK, OK, just let me be an immortal, don't say dad, call you master." Qian Duoduo smiled, ran to Thor's bucket like thigh, stood on tiptoe, very naughty, knocked on the big drum a few times, and a burst of thunder penetrated the clouds.