Su fan only thinks that there are so many black lines on his forehead. He doesn't know whether to say a MMP.

Speechless.

Too speechless.

I've seen straight men with cancer, but I haven't seen such a straight one yet.

Su fan looked at him sympathetically: "man, I can't stand it. I can't help it. You're really straight."

The man was stunned and forced: "why? Brother, it's not fair. Where am I straight? I specially bought a wreath and brought it here. I'm kind."

Su fan: "poof ~ ~"

Forgive me for spitting blood!

Nima, where's the titanium straight man? Will you carry it away quickly?

Seeing Su fan's expression, the man opened his eyes and exclaimed: "Oh! I understand!"

"Got it?"

Su fan quickly raised her head. The girl also raised her head and looked at her boyfriend excitedly: "is it difficult? Is this big pig's hoof really enlightened?"

The man suddenly realized, "thank you, little brother. I finally understand."

"My girlfriend must think I bought a small wreath and didn't buy Incense and paper money. Ha ha, ha ha, I'm too smart."

Then he said to his girlfriend, "honey, when you wait for me, I'll buy Incense and paper money immediately and buy a bigger wreath by the way. Don't be sad when your aunt is gone. I'll always be with you."

Girl: "

Completely petrified!

In a few seconds!

"Ah!...!"

A strange cry, and then gave the titanium straight man a hard kick: "go away, Han PI, you deserve to be single, we broke up!"

Then he turned and left, very determined.

The man just felt a stab, a buzzing in his head, and suddenly... Collapsed.

"Woo woo ~ ~ ~ why?"

He looked at Su fan: "little brother, why is this? Woo woo, I cry. Obviously I've worked hard and I've worked so hard. Why does she still want to break up with me? Woo ~ ~ ﹏┭"

"Alas ~ ~"

Su fan sighed, looked at the man sympathetically, and then said, "brother, how can you say that you are single by strength!"

Then turn around and go. This titanium straight man is hopeless.

It's obvious that my aunt has left and wants you to accompany me.

Well, you ran over with a wreath on your shoulder.

Poof!

I don't know why, Su fan suddenly had a feeling of crying and laughing.

Single by strength, this man is the best!

Not far away, the man was stunned and remembered Su fan's words. After a long time: "woo ~ ~"

Cry!

Then I began to think, why is this?

At the end of the thought, he suddenly realized: "Oh, I see! It must be that I didn't buy the urn! Yes, it must be. She felt that I was sincere and didn't want to spend money, so she was angry. Yes, it must be!"

Then he got up quickly and ran to the funeral home to buy an urn.

"Poof ~ ~"

"This man, please be a man."

Su fan murmured that he really wanted to laugh.

……

Forget it.

Keep delivering takeout.

At the same time, his hometown Qingshui village.

Su fan's parents have just returned from work in the field.

"By the way, Xiao Fan, do you want us to intervene?" Dad Su said, in an uncertain tone.

"You should intervene."

Su Ma nodded: "after all, they are all people with girlfriends. I don't know if they want to bring them home. Do you want us to wait?"

Do what you say. The second old man took out his mobile phone and dialed the phone.

"Jingling ~ ~"

Here, Su fan, who was delivering takeout, rang his cell phone and took it out. Sure enough, it was his mother: "Hey, mom, what's the matter? What's the matter?"

"Xiao Fan, what are you doing?

"Oh, nothing. I'll deliver the takeout."

"Alas, you child, can't you find a lighter job? What takeout do you give?"

Su fan chuckled, "Mom, I know you love your son, but it's okay. I'm very happy to deliver takeout."

"Still happy? My mother is still happy when she is distressed."

Su's mother was so angry that she didn't want to, but a warmth rose from the bottom of her heart: "Xiao Fan, it's like this. You promised to go home last time. When are you going to come back?"

"Your father and I are waiting for you at home, and you must come back this time because there is another big thing to tell you."

"Well, do you want to get married right away and have grandchildren?"

"Almost."

Su's mother originally wanted to tell her family's affairs, but when she thought about it carefully, she'd better meet and talk about it. After all, it's really abrupt to say it now.

"Oh, by the way, your girlfriend, Ouyang Qian, will bring it along at that time, you know?"

"OK, mom, I see."

Su fan sighed. Her mother really... Looks forward to her daughter-in-law rather than her son.

"Well, by the way, are you used to eating in magic?"

"Used to eating."

Then there was a burst of nonsense. Seven or eight minutes later, it was agreed to visit the second old man in seven days, and then hang up.

Shanghai.

Su fan sat on the small electric motorcycle and put away his mobile phone. Some cried and laughed: "his parents are really worried."

Smiled, ignored it, and then continued to deliver takeout. In order to upgrade the system to LV level as soon as possible, I worked hard.

But what made Su fan speechless was that after a few hours, Leng was a special order that didn't activate. He was a little suspicious of life: "I'll go. The probability is too low. Is it bad luck today?"

Don't worry about it. It depends on the time. At more than seven o'clock in the evening, I took out my mobile phone to call ouyangqian little girl, and then rode my bike to pick her up, ready to go out together.

At the gate of Mordor University.

"Brother Su!"

Seeing Su fan all the way, the little girl called out, then a smile appeared on her face and rushed over. She was very cute.

He rushed to the front and hugged him with open hands: "hee hee, where are you going later?"

"Puff!! silly girl, why are you so excited today? Did something happen?"

"No."

Ouyangqian, like a silly white sweet, came to Su fan's ear and said softly, "I just miss you!"

"Well... Really?"

Su fan felt a little funny, but he didn't know why. His old face almost turned red.

"You, you don't go to the house to uncover tiles for three days. Now you know how to tease the Han?"

"Cut, of course."

Ouyangqian made a proud look: "what's more, it's my boyfriend."

Su fan felt that she wanted to laugh, but she didn't care too much. It's a good thing for the little girl to be happy. Unlike before, she couldn't move to cry, so that she wouldn't feel heartache.

"Come on, I'll take you to delicious food tonight."

Riding a small electric motorcycle, he took ouyangqian, a silly girl, and went straight to modu pedestrian street.

It is said that shopping is a woman's nature. Su fan didn't believe it before, but now he believes it. He won't be tired after two hours.

……