Then he pointed to the wreath in the boy's hand: "brother, look what he's holding. It's unlucky. No, I can't stand it. I have to break up!"

Su fan: "Hey, what's going on?"

The man cried and came up: "brother, would you please comment?"

"What happened? Don't worry, speak slowly." Su fan was also very confused. Why did he make a wreath?

Um.

Maybe someone else's relatives died. Yes, in this case, I have to comfort myself. Who calls me a snake society three good youth? There's nothing wrong.

The woman took the lead in saying, "it's such a little brother. I told him that my aunt has left. Come and accompany me in the evening."

"And then?"

The man replied: "then I was very sad to hear the news, so I came to accompany her."

"And then?"

The man showed a very incomprehensible look and said angrily, "little brother, you don't know. She took the initiative to send a message to let me accompany her. Alas, although her great aunt has been in poor health, she left so young. I'm really sad, so I came to accompany her, and I bought a wreath specially for her great aunt."

"Then, as you can see, when she saw me, she said I was Han PI, straight man and dead. Do you think I can stand being a big man?"

After saying that, he also made an expression of good grievance and want to cry.

"The most terrible thing is that I broke up with me because of this. I finally found a girlfriend. Is it going to break up in just a week? No! I can't stand it. I don't want to break up, but she must. Sobbing, what should I do, little brother? My heart hurts!"

Um

Um

what the hell!

Su fan: "poof..."-_-||

There are so many black lines on my forehead. I don't know whether to say a MMP.

Speechless.

Too speechless.

I've seen straight men with cancer, but I haven't seen such a straight one yet.

A mouthful of old blood in the throat!

No wonder it's called straight man. It's really not ordinary straight!

……

Su fan looked at him sympathetically: "man, I can't stand it. I can't help it. You're really straight."

The man was stunned and forced: "why? Brother, it's not fair. Where am I straight? I specially bought a wreath and brought it here. I'm kind."

Su fan: "poof ~ ~"

Forgive me for spitting blood!

Nima, where's the titanium straight man? Will you carry it away quickly?

Seeing Su fan's expression, the man opened his eyes and exclaimed: "Oh! I understand!"

"Got it?"

Su fan quickly raised her head. The girl also raised her head and looked at her boyfriend excitedly: "is it difficult? Is this big pig's hoof really enlightened?"

The man suddenly realized, "thank you, little brother. I finally understand."

"My girlfriend must think I bought a small wreath and didn't buy Incense and paper money. Ha ha, ha ha, I'm too smart."

Then he said to his girlfriend, "honey, wait for me. I'll buy Incense and paper money immediately and buy a bigger wreath by the way. Don't break up. Don't be sad when your aunt leaves. I'll always be with you."

Girl: "

Completely petrified!

In a few seconds!

"Ah!...!"

A strange cry, and then gave the titanium straight man a hard kick: "go away, Han PI, you deserve to be single, we broke up!"

Then he turned and left, very determined.

The man just felt a stab, a buzzing in his head, and suddenly... Collapsed.

"Wuwu ~ ~ ~ why? Why?"

He looked at Su fan: "little brother, why is this? Woo woo, I cry. Obviously I've worked hard and I've worked so hard. Why does she still want to break up with me? Woo ~ ~ ﹏┭"

"Alas ~ ~"

Su fan sighed, looked at the man sympathetically, and then said, "brother, I want to help you."

"Then help me persuade her."

"But you are single by strength! There is no way for immortals!"

With that, Su fan also turned and left. Really, this titanium straight man was hopeless.

It's obvious that my aunt has left and wants you to accompany me.

Well, you ran over with a wreath on your shoulder.

Poof!

I don't know why, Su fan suddenly had a feeling of crying and laughing.

Single by strength, this man is the best!

Not far away, the man was stunned and remembered Su fan's words. After a long time: "woo ~ ~"

Cry!

I want to kill myself again.

However, a careful reflection of Su fan's words: "single by strength? Why so?"

Then he began to think about it. Finally, he suddenly realized: "Oh, I see!"

"It must be that I didn't buy the urn! Yes, it must be. She thought I wasn't sincere and willing to spend money, so she was angry and broke up with me. Yes, it must be!"

Then he got up quickly and ran to the funeral home to buy an urn.

"Poof ~ ~"

"This man, please be a man."

Su fan murmured that he really wanted to laugh.

Downstairs, all the students puffed and almost laughed!

Soon, the police and firefighters arrived, but as soon as they saw the situation, they didn't commit suicide. Well, take some symbolic photos, and then make a simple record. Let's stop.

……

Then things just settled.

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the last task. The system reward is being generated...]

[Ding! Successfully generated, divine lightness skill reward has been issued, please check it.]

As soon as the voice fell, Su fan felt a very strange force pouring into his body.

This power is very special, just like being enlightened.

It's like a person who has deep internal power for decades and imparts all his life skills to your special feeling.

After waiting for a while, the feeling finally dissipated.

As usual, Su fan immediately checked his system.

……

Name: Su fan

Existing skills: Yongchun Boxing (Master) divine medical skill, divine lightness skill

Existing assets: Pagani Jain, all shares of school district room with a value of 1 billion, four seasons hotel, 50% shares of penguin, Rolls Royce, large villa with a value of 3 billion, all shares of Longteng security company and Ali company (50% shares)

Current capital: 1 billion

Current system level: Lv2

Special order required for the next level: 4 / 10

……

"We still need six special orders. We have to refuel."

The corners of Su fan's mouth rose slightly. Since he received such a reward, his lightness skill, alas, is unique in the film. Now it actually appears in reality.

"Maybe we have to find a place to verify it."

Although the system is produced, it must be a high-quality product.

But Su fan is also afraid that the system will give him something that is nothing? That would be a big loss.

Then, after chatting with ouyangqian for a while, the other party still had to study at night, and there was not so much time. After having dinner together, Su fan sent her to study at night.

As for yourself, park your car in the school parking lot, and then take the subway to the suburbs of the city, ready to find a place to experiment.

As for why not drive.

It's too far. It's very convenient to take the subway. There's no danger of traffic jam.

……