Lingtian is the capital of the kingdom. The city gate is closed, and the exemption sign is hung high at the city wall.
For three days, Yang Yu ordered the three armies to attack continuously, but there were countless deaths and injuries, but there was no harvest.
Not only that, the army suffered heavy losses and died tens of thousands of soldiers.
Now, the three armies are full of complaints. They think that after the crazy emperor lost his military division Zhuge Ming, he lost his mind and attacked like a madman.
"Your Majesty, we have been attacking for three days and nights. Let alone how tired the soldiers are, we have lost countless pills and runes alone."
"Yes, if we continue to attack, I'm afraid we will suffer heavy losses!"
"Bastard!"
In the barracks, Yang Yu suddenly crushed the teacup in his hand and shouted coldly, "what's the use of you? Can't you do such a small thing well?"
"Fat cat, I expected them to avoid war. Now it's up to you."
"Hey, hey, boy, don't worry. Next, watch the performance of master Miao."
The officers and men are also confused and don't understand what Yang Yu sells in the gourd.
Soon, the fat cat showed what he was going to do.
More than a dozen tall and short, thin and fat men gathered outside the city gate.
For a time, many people came to Ling Tianguo, all standing on the wall. I don't know what Yang Yu wants.
At this time, the fat cat is arrogant and comes forward slowly.
"Ling Tiancheng's shrinking turtles, master meow advised you to open the gate and surrender."
"Meow a son of a bitch, just you losers. There's a hair use hiding in it?"
"It's a shame for a chicken. Come out and surrender yourself and die. Master meow doesn't bother to spray you."
The rest are all the top scolding generals carefully selected by the fat cat.
"Ha ha, the turtle sons of Ling Tianguo, your wild father has come to you. Don't you come out and kneel down and kowtow to recognize your ancestors?"
"No, no, no, brother, you're wrong. They are all shrinking turtles. If you become their wild father, don't you become a turtle?"
"Ha ha, that's right."
All of these people are extremely abusive generals. One by one, they can be said to have experienced hundreds of battles. They are street gangsters on weekdays. Their favorite thing is to solve problems with their mouths.
"We are all gentlemen. We don't do anything. You thieves of Lingtian Kingdom, you'd better hurry out and surrender. You'll die when your Majesty's army arrives later!"
"Ling Tianjun, Lao Tzu Cao, your eight generation ancestors!"
"The bastards of Lingtian Kingdom, Lao Tzu..."
“……”
A lot of ugly filthy words were introduced into the city. Most of the major generals and soldiers were vigorous people. Naturally, it was impossible to let people outside abuse them like this.
Who can't accept it.
"Ma De, I can't stand it. I'm going out of the city and tear up their stinky mouth!"
"Count me in!"
"And me!"
"In the Xia Dynasty, these people were simply animals. They were despicable and shameless. They forced us out by this means."
Just when Ling Tianjun couldn't bear his anger, he only heard a sneer, "if you go out of the city now, you'll be caught in the trick of the crazy emperor. The reason why he did this is to annoy you."
Zhuge Ming and Mr. Shuijing walked leisurely. The former waved a folding fan in his hand, while the latter carried his hands behind him.
"This is Mr. Shuijing, who is famous all over the mainland, and next to him are his disciples, Zhuge Ming and Zhuge. They were sent by the two emperors to help Ling Tianguo."
"ZHUGE Ming?"
These people looked at each other, and many people knew what he came from.
"He is the military division of crazy emperor. Why is he here?"
"You misunderstood me. I love you now. The person who reminded you just now is the one who did it."
Zhuge Ming smiled calmly and spoke slowly. "The crazy emperor is best at using these indiscriminate means. This move was used when he dealt with the Japanese country before. It's just to find some local ruffians and hooligans to scold at the gate of the city like women scolding the street."
"Really? What do you have?"
"That's right!"
Zhuge Ming naturally knew that these people didn't trust him at all, and immediately said, "it's very simple. If you don't resist, I'm afraid it will make them advance an inch, even destabilize the morale of the army and reduce morale, which will be unfavorable to the war situation."
"So? You talk so much nonsense. Is there any solution?"
Zhuge Ming looked at the outside world, raised his right hand and said calmly, "I naturally have a way. If the crazy emperor uses this indiscriminate means, I will treat him in his own way!"
"Disciple, what are you going to do? Master, I'll know later. However, I still need to go to the city gate."
"Well, I'll wait and see what you can do as a mere scholar."
Fat cat and others shouted and scolded outside the door for two hours, but no matter how they shouted, the soldiers of Ling Tianguo avoided fighting.
Although the Lingtian army has arrived, today's Lingtian army need to rest after running around, and got the oral instructions of the two emperors brought by Mr. Shuijing.
"The three armed forces take refuge. No one is allowed to leave the city by the order of Mr. anhydrous mirror!"
This means that today's military power has fallen into the hands of Mr. Shuijing.
Yang Yu stood in the rear, watching the fat cat scold them and scold Ling Tianguo's evil deeds, but others ignored them at all.
What they did was basically useless.
"Mom sold the batch. This group of shrinking turtles can bear it. I greeted his ancestors for 18 generations, but he didn't come out?"
The fat cat yelled for a long time, and his voice was a little hoarse, but people ignored them at all.
"Continue!"
Yang Yu sat in the back, looking very worried.
"Hehe, a generation of crazy emperors, anxious to attack, unexpectedly used such indiscriminate means. Interesting, interesting!"
The familiar voice suddenly rang from the city wall. Yang Yu suddenly widened his eyes and rushed out quickly.
"Your majesty!"
"Back off!"
When Yang Yu looked at it, he was surprised to find that Zhuge Ming and Mr. Shuijing were on the wall, with many experts guarding him.
"ZHUGE Ming!"
The invisible sound waves brought by Yang Yu's roar burst out directly, and the dust was flying. Many experts covered their ears in a hurry.
"You traitor, I expelled you from the army. You betrayed me and took refuge in Lingtian kingdom!"
All the soldiers were shocked. No one thought Zhuge Ming would do such a thing.
"Meow a bastard. You're not as good as a pig and dog. You eat inside and outside. You betrayed Da Xia and took refuge in Ling Tian. Did he meow out?"
"Why did you do that, counselor?"
"Good birds choose trees to live. I don't think I've done anything wrong."
Zhuge Ming stood on the city wall with a smile on his mouth and glanced at Mr. Shuijing. He knew that he was not relieved of his guard and was spying on himself.
"What's more, the crazy emperor lost to me first! I worked hard for the summer, died and broke countless checkpoints. But in his eyes, he achieved great success and wanted to kill me quickly!"
"No, sir, you must be mistaken!"
"Your Majesty took you well. He always regarded you as a close friend. How could you betray Da Xia?"
"Military master, we agreed to help your majesty establish the great cause of the imperial dynasty together. How could you... How could you..."
"Enough!"
Zhuge Ming waved his big hand, gently waved the white folding fan in his hand, and slowly said, "you don't believe it? Crazy emperor, do you remember I offered you a plan to set 30000 dead men in tianmang mountain to resist Ling Tianjun?"
"So what?"
Zhuge Ming immediately smiled grimly, "these 30000 dead have brought a lot of trouble to the two emperors. Naturally, I want to find a way to get rid of them. I bring poisonous wine and give it in your name! Ha ha, they can't believe that I and you killed them before they die!"
"Now, the invincible Ling Tianjun has arrived, and you will be defeated!"
"You..."
Yang Yu covered his chest, as if he had never thought such a big event would happen.
They have been fighting on the front line. Although he cares about the dead, he doesn't know the situation at all.
"Death is more important than Mount Tai or lighter than a feather. These dead men have long been ready to serve the country and stop them with death, but they finally died in my hands, ha ha ha!"
Sonorous
Xuanyuan divine sword came out of its sheath in an instant, and Yang Yu's right hand was shaking, "you... You, I must kill you myself!"
"Hahaha, do you think it's over?"
Who knows, at this time, Zhuge Ming gave a cold laugh and said calmly: "in order to prove my devotion, I offered two strategies to the two emperors. Another is to pull out the most powerful Tianyu army under your command!"
"Is that you?"
"Have you forgotten the Gu Xin Fu demon you gave me at the beginning? Ha ha, the fool Guan Yunchang thought he was bold and loyal, unwilling to surrender, and constantly abused me. He wanted to persuade him to surrender, but he said so, I had to... Cut off his head with a knife!"
"You..."
The whole audience was in an uproar, and the soldiers were even more frightened and talked one after another.
"Military division, is the military division really rebellious?"
"He, how could he rebel?"
"But general Guan's head was cut off."
Yang Yu covered his chest, and a mouthful of blood gushed out directly. Obviously, he was angry.
"Your majesty!"
"Get out of the way!"
Yang Yu fiercely waved his sword with a cold look in his eyes, "ZHUGE Ming, listen to me! Sooner or later, I will take your head to worship the dead soldiers. I must kill you!"
"Ha ha, crazy emperor, let's think about how to win Ling Tianguo first!"
Zhuge Ming looked up to the sky and laughed. In a moment, he disappeared on the wall, while Yang Yu gushed out another mouthful of blood and fell down directly.
"Your Majesty, your majesty!"
"Retreat, retreat!"