Chapter 137

Chang Wen asked, "Dad, do you want to stay away from long pigtail for a while, or do you want to end this relationship with her forever?"

Dou Dagui thought about it and replied, "I've been dating with long braid for three years. This woman is not very good. She is not only greedy, but also evil hearted. I want to cut the mess quickly and end the relationship with long braid."

Chang Wen thought: if long pigtail greedy, then you can use money to deal with him.

The problem is: today you use money to settle long braid, maybe tomorrow when long braid hands no money, she will run to pester Dou Dagui.

Money can't end the relationship between Dou Dagui and long braid forever.

What should we do?

Chang Wen's brain suddenly flashed an idea: feign illness.

He began to laugh.

Dou Dagui said angrily, "I'm in a mess now. You still see my jokes."

"Dad, I didn't see your joke, but I came up with an idea. I'm just afraid that you have concerns."

"What idea? Tell me about it. "

"Dad, you can pretend that you are sick and that you have done harm to those diseases. Generally speaking, people are very taboo about those diseases. As long as you have this kind of disease, people will stay away from you and will not want to communicate with you any more."

Dou Dagui turned his eyes at Chang Wen and said, "this is a bad idea. If I pretend that I have that kind of disease, it will ruin my reputation."

"Dad, the most urgent thing now is to get rid of the long braid as soon as possible. Otherwise, if she goes on making such a fuss, you will be in dire danger if you let your mother know. You know your mother's temper best. He will not only divorce you, but also sweep you out of the house and ruin you."

Dou Dagui sighed: "yes, comparatively speaking, the loss of pretending to be ill is much smaller. The question is: will I believe it if I pretend to be sick? "

"Dad, I have a way to do this. As long as you do as I say, you will be able to act without leaking."

"Son in law, I feel more and more that you are a ghost, but you are not as cowardly as I thought. I ask you: in the past three years, have you deliberately pretended to be a coward?"

"Dad, I was a loser. I was, am and will be. The idea I gave you just now is just the plot of a TV series. It happens that I am watching this series these two days. "

"Oh, that's true. I thought you'd become smart. After working for a long time, you're still the same loser. However, it's smart of you to apply the plot of the TV play to me

The next day, Chang Wen goes to the earth investigation company and tells Wang Xiaoman about Dou Dagui's pretending illness.

Wang Xiaoman said with a smile: "little brother, you are just too soft hearted. If you use my temper, let that long braid around your father-in-law and let your mother-in-law know about it. At that time, your mother-in-law will punish your father-in-law severely. This joke is worth seeing. However, you help my father-in-law put out the fire. I don't understand. "

"Sister Wang, I'm still saying that, if there's a fire in Dou's backyard, my wife Dousha will be very sad. I don't want to make her sad."

"You are so kind to Dousha. It's a pity that Dousha hasn't accepted you up to now, and I don't know when I can accept you."

Wang Xiaoman has acquaintances in the hospital. She arranged for Dou Dagui to live in a hospital the next day.

Dou Dagui told a friend the news of his hospitalization. His nickname is loudspeakers. Everything he knows will be broadcast at the first time to let everyone know.

Sure enough, an hour later, long braid knew Dou Dagui was in hospital.

Long pigtail rushed to the hospital in a hurry, and saw Dou Dagui lying on the bed in a weak state, still calling.

Long pigtail asked with concern: "honey, what's the matter with you? I haven't seen you for two days. Why have you become like this? "

"You... What are you doing here? How do you know I'm in hospital? "

"Oh! The news of your illness and hospitalization has been known all over the world, and I know it relatively late. "

Long pigtail looked up at the medical record card on the bed, which said: a late stage of poison.

Long braid screamed: "ah! My God! You're... You're suffering from a, or late. "

Dou Dagui closed his eyes, pretended to be very embarrassed, and explained: "I... I always thought it was urethritis, but unexpectedly it was a poison. I... I'm sorry for you. You'd better have a quick check-up. I'm afraid it will infect you. "

Long pigtail jumped up and scolded, "you son of a bitch! You big jerk! You wicked devil! You got this disease, and you even kept it from me. I've been killed by you every now and then! If I'm infected by you, you'll be responsible! "

"I am responsible. I am responsible for all your medical expenses. Until you are cured, I will also bear your nutrition expenses. In short, I will not evade my responsibility."

Long braid brought a fruit basket, she angrily carried the basket away.

"Honey, you must check it quickly, and let me know when you have the result."

Dou Dagui pretended to be very sad and said aloud.

Wang Xiaoman sent investigators thin monkeys, tailed long braids, see her immediately went to hang a urology number.

After examination, the pigtail was not infected with a virus.

She drew a cross on her chest and prayed, "God, you are a kind God. I have slept with that son of a bitch for three years, but I haven't been infected yet. Thank you God!"

I wish I could slap you in the face. Fortunately, I'm not sick, so I'm lucky.

Dou Dagui stayed in the hospital for three days. On the fourth day, he still went to sing and play chess.

Fortunately: long pigtail didn't tell anyone about Dou Dagui's a-poison, so she couldn't say it.

Dou Dagui finally got rid of long braid. He happily said to Chang Wen, "son-in-law, you... You are so amazing. A little trick will make long braid stay away from me and never pester me again."

Dou Dagui said it too early. On the fourth day, when Dou Dagui went to the park to exercise, he came over with a long pigtail and a gloomy face.

"Dagui, you have to compensate me for my mental loss."

"Did you... Did you check out a?"

"God bless me, I got away with this dirty disease, but I feel sick when I think about it. You have this dirty disease, but you have been sleeping with me for three years without telling me. These two days, I can't eat well and I can't sleep. The more I think about it, the more I feel sick. Therefore, you have to compensate me for a mental loss."

"I don't have much money, you know."

"I don't want more. At least you have to give me 20000 yuan."

"This... This is a little too much."

"Dou Dagui, I'm 20 years younger than you. I've let you play for three years, and I only want 20000 yuan for spiritual compensation. Are you too much?"