Chapter 352

Big head won the first battle. With his advantage of being good at more than a dozen dialects, he soon established a relationship with the grocer.

The next day, big head went to the grocery store again.

The little old man was very surprised and asked, "brother, do you live nearby?"

"Boss, I live in the street in front of me. It's not close to here, but it's not too far. For the sake of you being my fellow townsman, I'll go to you for shopping and take care of the business of the fellow townsman."

"Thank you, brother. It's better to be a fellow townsman. When you go out, you have to take care of the fellow townsman."

Big head bought more than 500 yuan.

The little old man asked curiously, "brother, what do you do?"

"I opened a small restaurant on the street in front of me. It's smaller than your supermarket. That's a mixed meal."

The little old man was even happier when he heard that brain bag opened a small restaurant. This means that big head can purchase goods here often, and the quantity of purchase will not be very small.

The little old man excitedly said: "big brother, we are villagers. Tonight, I'll treat you to dinner."

Big head is overjoyed. He is looking forward to the chance to have a meal with the little old man, so that he can drink wine to the little old man when he has a meal. As the saying goes: after drinking, you can't speak.

When the little old man is half drunk, he can tell his story.

Brain bag happy said: "uncle, simply I invite you, in the future, I often in your stock, please take care of."

The little old man patted his chest and said, "no problem. Since you are a fellow townsman and a friend, you can get a 15% discount on everything you buy."

At six o'clock in the evening, big head and little old man met in a small restaurant.

The small restaurant is next to the grocery store.

The big head asked for a private room, ordered six dishes, and asked for a bottle of Baijiu.

"Old uncle, we are both big men in Shandong. We can't eat without drinking. I think: old uncle must have a lot of wine, right?"

"No, that's half a jin of wine."

The two chatted while eating and drinking.

A bottle of wine is at the bottom.

The little old man was not drunk at all. He didn't even blush.

However, the big head is not enough, his head is dizzy, his face is swollen like pig liver, and the veins on his neck are exposed, so he is about to get drunk.

Brain bag to cheer up, asked: "uncle, your wife?"

"Ah! My wife died a long time ago

"Uncle, where's your child?"

Little old man alert said: "I have no children, just a lonely old man, a person full, the whole family is not hungry."

Big head was surprised, he never thought that the little old man's vigilance would be so high.

He clearly has a daughter, but he says she is an old man. It can be seen that he wants to hide her from anyone.

"Uncle, you don't even have a child?"

"No, my wife was in poor health and couldn't conceive. Later she died and left me to live alone."

Brain bag hit a soft nail, he wanted to inquire about the little old man's daughter, it seems to be empty.

Big head almost drunk in the hotel, he staggered out of the hotel, and the little old man waved goodbye.

Chameleon guard in the vicinity of the hotel, see the brain bag staggering out, quickly ran to help him.

"Big head, you are really good. I don't think that little old man is drunk at all. You are drunk. I ask you: have you heard anything?"

Brain bag vaguely said: "I... I want to sleep..."

The next morning, naodai woke up and asked, "how did I come back yesterday?"

The chameleon frowned and said, "you're really good. You didn't get the old man drunk. He got you drunk. Fortunately, I was waiting for you near the hotel and helped you back. If it wasn't for me, you would have been sleeping on the main road last night."

Brain bag sighed and said: "I... I didn't expect the little old man to drink so much. I thought that if I poured half a jin of wine into him, I would tell him what he said. However, after drinking more than half a jin of wine, he was very sober. I told him that he was a lonely old man, childless and old woman."

Chameleon patted big head on the shoulder, said: "you ah, in the future to enhance the amount of wine, do our line, no one jin of wine is not on the table, like you, half a jin of wine will lie down, can do anything."

Brain bag unconvinced said: "I in addition to a small amount of alcohol, other OK ah, if not for my Shandong dialect, the little old man is not willing to drink with me."

Chameleon said: "it seems that the task of getting the little old man drunk will fall on my shoulder."

Big head sighed and said: "this little old man is hard to touch. If I didn't pretend to be his hometown and buy so many things from him, he would never eat with me."

"What should we do then?"

"We have to think of another way."

Chameleon said: "big head, I don't think your wine is fully awake. Lie down and have a rest. Today I'll try to see if I can get close to the little old man."

The chameleon went to the grocery store.

He didn't go into the shop. He just wandered outside.

At ten o'clock in the morning, the little old man went out of the grocery store, got on a bicycle and drove East.

The chameleon rode a motorcycle and followed the little old man.

The little old man rode three streets, stopped at the gate of a marriage agency, got out of the car and went straight in. It seems that he is looking for his wife.

The chameleon stopped at the door of the marriage agency and looked inside.

He found that the little old man was talking to the staff of the marriage agency. He looked like he wanted to get married.

After about half an hour, the little old man happily walked out of the marriage agency, dropped his bicycle and rode away.

Obviously, the little old man is going home.

Chameleon enters the marriage agency.

The marriage agency has only one staff member, a young woman in her thirties.

When the young woman saw the chameleon coming in, she asked with a smile: "handsome man, are you going to marry? Please sit down

The chameleon asked, "do you have a lot of customer information here?"

"Yes, of course, there are many. If you register here, there is a great hope for matching."

The chameleon asked again, "I saw an old man just went out. Did he come to ask for marriage?"

"Ha ha... It's not my uncle who just went out. He's only fifty years old and young."

"Elder sister, I'm here to register my cousin."

"OK, what's your cousin like?"

The chameleon lied, "my cousin is 40 years old, widowed and childless."

"Do you have a picture of your cousin?" the young woman asked

"Yes."

The chameleon turns on his cell phone and turns out a picture of himself disguised as a woman.

This picture is dressed up as a middle-aged woman in her forties.

The young woman looked at the photo and said with a smile, "your cousin is very beautiful and has no children. It's easy to find a spouse under the condition of your cousin."

"Then I'll help my cousin register."

The young woman took out a registration form, and the chameleon scribbled on it, leaving her mobile phone number.

"Elder sister, my cousin is very shy and unwilling to appear in public. If there is a suitable person, please contact me and I will take my cousin to meet him."