Chameleon patted his chest and said, "Osmanthus fragrans, to tell you the truth, my work is not the same as your work. Your work is to sell coolie, and my work is to sell intelligence. For example, boss Wang wants ah Hong to work this time, so you can't bring her out, but I'm different. I just have to turn my eyes, my head crackles and come up with brilliant ideas, I can take ahong back to Xiaozhuang village in spite of all kinds of difficulties and dangers. "
Zhang Guihua said unconvinced: "I mobilized ah Hong to run away from home, but I didn't expect that his brother was drunk last night and woke up early this morning. If ah Hong's brother arrived at the long-distance bus station half an hour late, ah Hong and I would get on the bus. Now we have arrived at Xiaozhuang village, we can only say that it's my bad luck."
"Sweet scented osmanthus, say a thousand things, anyway, I earn more money than you, so I have the strength to invite you to dinner."
Zhang Guihua asked: "you work for boss Wang, how much does she give you every day?"
"Ha ha... This is a secret. Remember: if you work for boss Wang, you are not allowed to disclose how much salary you pay. Boss Wang rewards you on merit. Everyone's salary is different."
"And this rule, it's so famous."
Chameleon is 28 years old and has never found a suitable wife. Although he has been in love for several times, he has died in vain.
Recently, skinny monkey got married, which stimulated him a lot.
This time, he met Zhang Guihua and felt that he had a lot of feelings for the girl.
"Osmanthus fragrans, I heard that there is a full house restaurant in P County, where the dishes are first-class. I heard that the chef's grandfather once cooked for Emperor Qianlong."
"Ah! How do you know so well? I often come to my aunt's house in P county. I haven't heard of a famous restaurant
"Ha ha... I'm greedy. Whenever I go to a place, I'll ask about the characteristics of the restaurants here. Yesterday, I asked on the long-distance bus. Mantanghong hotel is the most advanced hotel in P county. Tonight, I'll treat you to a nice meal. "
Zhang Guihua reminded: "elder sister, don't forget that boss Wang asked us to take ah Hong to Xiaozhuang village. Let's get down to business first. This morning, ah Hong's brother took her back. I think she must be put under house arrest and not allowed to go out. We have to go to rescue her as soon as possible. "
"Don't worry. The monk can't run to the temple. We already know where ah Hong lives. It won't get in the way sooner or later."
Chameleon took a taxi and took Zhang Guihua to mantanghong hotel.
The hotel really deserves its reputation. It's decorated like a palace. As soon as you enter the hotel, the floor looks like a mirror, which can reflect people's shadow.
Zhang Guihua timidly said: "elder sister, this is too advanced. I'm afraid it will cost a lot of money to eat a meal. How much money do you have on you?"
"Ha ha... Sweet scented osmanthus, don't be afraid that I don't have money to pay. Just eat. After eating, I'll pay."
Zhang Guihua curled her lips and said, "elder sister, you won't stand me up, will you? I've heard that some people, under the banner of inviting people to dinner, slip away when they are half eaten. Finally, those invited to dinner have to pay the bill. "
"Ha ha... You know a lot about osmanthus. You and I both work under boss Wang. I can run away from the monk, but I can't run to the temple. Even if I run away tonight, you can find me tomorrow."
Zhang Guihua said with a mouthful: "elder sister, you work under boss Wang today. Maybe you will work under another boss tomorrow. So do I. if you work here today and go there tomorrow, where can I go to find you if you are half eaten tonight?"
Chameleon said: "osmanthus, if you don't believe me, it's very simple. I put ten thousand yuan in your place. If I run away, you'll have money to pay the bill, and you'll have the extra money."
Chameleon took out 10000 yuan from his backpack and handed it to Zhang Guihua.
Zhang Guihua took the money, took out one, took a photo in front of the light, and said, "this one is real money, but maybe this one is the only one in this stack of money."
Zhang Guihua took out one after another, and each one was illuminated by the light for a long time. After checking about 20 pieces, she was a little tired and said, "well, it's true that there are more than 2000 yuan. We can't use 2000 yuan for dinner tonight. Anyway, I can't afford to lose."
They found an empty seat and sat down. The waiter came over and asked politely, "who's going to order?"
The chameleon pointed to Zhang Guihua and said, "let my wife order."
The waiter was surprised and asked, "she... How could she be your wife? You are a woman, and so is she
Suddenly, the waiter said in horror, "are you two..."
Obviously, the waiter took them as comrades.
Zhang Guihua glared at the chameleon and said, "are you sick? Do you still want to be a man? Hum! Next life. "
"Ha ha... I want to have a sex change operation and become a man so that I can marry you as my wife."
"I don't want a fake man. If I want to marry, I'll marry a real man. I'll have a son and a daughter. When I get old, I'll let my children support me."
Chameleon half jokingly said: "osmanthus, if only I were a man, I would marry you immediately, let you have a son and a daughter, and our family of four will live happily."
Zhang Guihua squinted at the chameleon and sneered: "elder sister, you are a bit abnormal. Women are women. Why do you want to be men?"
"To be a man, I can marry you. Today I met you and suddenly fell in love with you. That's why I want to be a man."
"Elder sister, you are really joking. Where do women like women?"
Zhang Guihua flipped through the menu and was so scared that she stretched out her tongue and said in horror: "my God, every dish costs more than 100 yuan, and there are more than 3000 yuan for a dish. I'm scared to death."
"Osmanthus, I gave you ten thousand yuan. A meal for us should be enough."
Zhang Guihua looked up at the chameleon and asked, "elder sister, why are you so willing?"
"Because you're my wife, I'm willing to invite her to dinner."
Zhang Guihua looks at the chameleon. Suddenly, she takes out her mobile phone, opens wechat and asks for a video with Wang Xiaoman.
Wang Xiaoman connected the video.
Zhang Guihua panicked and asked: "boss, the person you asked me to contact is sitting opposite me now. I'll show you. Is she one of your people?"
Zhang Guihua changed the camera so that Wang Xiaoman could see the chameleon.
Wang Xiaoman replied: "Osmanthus fragrans, that's right. He is the one who connects with you."
"Boss Wang, i... I think she's a little abnormal. I'm worried that she's not one of your people, so I'll check it with you."
"Osmanthus, how do you think he is abnormal?"