Chapter 542

Old Xu head with thin monkey tight walk slowly, at noon came to small three son's home.

Xiao san'er is his nickname, because he ranks third among his sons, so he is called Xiao san'er.

Xiao saner is over fifty years old. Although he is a countryman, he has never done farm work.

When he was a child, he couldn't get into a book, so he dropped out of school in the sixth grade. After that, he wandered around. If he didn't have money, he would sneak around. He was a typical jerk.

Xiao san'er is still a bachelor, living in two thatched cottages left by his parents.

Lao Xu knocked on the bamboo door of the thatched cottage and called out, "little three, I'm coming."

Xiao san'er opened the door in his clothes, narrowed his eyes and said, "Uncle Xu, you came here early in the morning. Is there anything urgent?"

Lao Xu said with a smile: "ha ha... I think you were drunk again last night. Now it's noon. Why is it early in the morning?"

Xiao san'er looked up at the sun and said with a smile, "last night, some friends invited me to dinner and drank half a jin of wine."

Xiao san'er let Xu tou and the thin monkey into the house.

The room was in a mess, and there was hardly room for footwork.

Xiao san'er moved a bench, brushed it with his sleeve and said, "I'm a bachelor. No one cleans the house for me. It's a bit messy. Don't be dirty for both of you."

Lao Xu frowned and asked, "Xiao san'er, you have earned a little money. Why don't you marry a wife?"

"Ha ha... I don't want to marry a wife. If I marry a wife, I have to support her. Although I'm a bachelor, I don't lack women around me. As long as I have money, I will go to town to find a street girl. Hee hee... I'm still looking for a young girl in her twenties."

The thin monkey frowned and thought: this rascal can do anything. Maybe the young girl's corpse is Caixia.

Xiao San put on his clothes and asked, "Uncle Xu, you must have something to do with me today. If you have anything to do, just say it. I like to go straight."

Lao Xu pointed to the thin monkey and said, "this little brother's eldest brother died in his twenties. He wanted to find a young female corpse mate. I specially brought him to you to find a way for him."

Xiao san'er squinted at the skinny monkey and asked, "what young female corpse are you looking for?"

"It's better to be in your twenties, not over thirty."

Xiao san'er laughed and said: "brother, you are too demanding. I tell you: it's more difficult to find a 20-year-old woman's corpse. Now, many people want to find a woman's corpse. So, when those young girls die, the villagers will send someone to look after the grave, and they won't let you have the chance to dig the grave."

Thin monkey curiously asked: "uncle, I heard that you helped people find a young female corpse not long ago."

Xiao san'er laughed and said, "little brother, you are still young. I don't know the inside story of this business."

After that, he touched his stomach and said, "I haven't eaten yet. I'm so hungry."

Thin monkey a listen to understand, small three this is to let him treat.

The thin monkey said quickly, "let's go to town. I'll treat you two to lunch."

The village where Xiao san'er lives is not far from a small town, only three miles away.

Three people went to the small town, there is a big hotel in the town.

Xiao san'er said, "this hotel has several special dishes. Although they are a little expensive, they are delicious."

Xiao San said and asked the thin monkey, "little brother, how much money do you have with you?"

The thin monkey replied, "uncle, don't worry. I'll pay the bill."

Xiao san'er asked uneasily: "if you don't have five or six hundred yuan to eat in this restaurant, you can't get down to the ground. Don't lose face if you can't pay at that time. I'm a celebrity in the area of 20 Li. If I can't even pay, it's not my duty."

Thin monkey thought: you are a rascal, but also talk about what identity, really make people laugh.

"Uncle, I have more than 1000 yuan on me. If it's not enough, I still have a bank card."

Xiao san'er was relieved. He pointed to the west of the town and said, "there is a bank there."

Three people into the hotel, small three son carelessly ordered six dishes, said: "little brother, I don't kill you, order six dishes enough to eat, I calculated, about 500 yuan."

Lao Xu said with a smile: "Xiao San, I said, you should work hard to find a young female corpse for him, so that his elder brother can be happy in the underworld."

Xiao san'er laughed and said, "little brother, you are a young man. Why are you so superstitious? Do you really believe that as long as you are married, your elder brother will have a wife in the underworld?"

"I don't believe it, but it's also a psychological comfort. My elder brother is very kind to me and has been guarding me since I was a child."

"Ha ha... In fact, everything is a play. When people die, they become a pile of soil."

The thin monkey asked for a bottle of Wuliangye.

Xiao san'er spat out his tongue and said, "little brother, it seems that you are a rich man. If you dare to drink Wuliangye, this bottle will cost several hundred yuan."

"Uncle, uncle, you two work hard for me. I have to express my gratitude."

Small three son patted chest said: "little brother, your business on me, I try to give you a way."

After three rounds of wine, Xiao San's talk box opened, and he talked about how he had a wide range of ways, how he had many contacts, and how he boasted too much.

The thin monkey asked, "uncle, where did the corpse of a young girl come from last time?"

Xiao san'er said triumphantly: "last time, Uncle Xu said that he wanted a female corpse. He wanted a young one. Where can I get it. Just as it happens, an old lady in her sixties died. When her daughter-in-law heard that I needed a female corpse, she secretly came to discuss with me and asked me to give her 2000 yuan. Then, she opened the door in the middle of the night and asked me to carry her mother-in-law's corpse away. "

The thin monkey was startled and asked, "isn't it the body of a young girl? How did it become the body of a woman in her sixties? "

Xiao san'er cunningly said: "ha ha... Let me tell you, I carry the old lady home, and then I make up for her, and she becomes a young girl in her twenties."

The thin monkey was surprised and asked, "can't people see that it's an old lady?"

Xiao san'er complacently said: "people are dead. No matter how young they are, they don't look good. As for me, I put something into the old lady's mouth to make her cheeks bulge. Then I drew her eyebrows and smeared the powder. She looks like a young girl. Besides, people won't look at it carefully. It's not bad."

The thin monkey was disappointed and angry. Xu tou and Xiao San cheated so much.

It seems that he pounced again. This female corpse is not Caixia.