Shigu quickly takes Pangya back to her bedroom, puts her on the bed and covers her with a quilt.
He pretended to be drunk and ran to open the door.
"Dad, are you drunk?"
"I... I celebrated your daughter-in-law's birthday. I had a few more drinks and got into bed long ago..."
"No wonder I knocked on the door for half a day before you came to open it. Where's fat ya?"
"I don't know. Maybe she's asleep."
Shigu pretends to be drunk and staggers back to his bedroom.
Shi Xiaogu entered the room and saw that Pangya was sleeping soundly.
He didn't wake fat ya up and went to bed.
Fortunately, he didn't shout fat ya. If he did, he would know fat Ya was drunk and already unconscious.
The next morning, Pangya woke up and saw that her husband was sleeping by her side.
He woke up shixiaogu and asked, "when did you come back?"
"I came back last night."
"Why don't I know?"
"You're sleeping. You're sleeping well. I didn't wake you up."
Fat Ya recalled that she remembered drinking with her father-in-law last night. She drank a lot and seemed to be drunk.
Fat Ya Meng understand, last night, her father-in-law to celebrate her birthday, a force to let her drink, the original is to get her drunk.
Fat Ya scared touched his lower body, found nothing unusual.
She sat up and saw that she was still in her clothes, and there was no sign that she had been taken off.
Fat Ya asked uneasily: "millet, what time did you come back last night?"
"More than nine."
Fat Ya recalled that last night, when she had dinner with her father-in-law, it was eight o'clock.
Well, it should be more than nine o'clock when she's drunk.
That is to say, when Pangya is drunk, shixiaogu comes back.
Fat Ya thought in horror: Fortunately, Shi Xiaogu came back last night, otherwise, he would be bullied by his father-in-law.
Fat ya got out of bed. She took out her pants pocket and found a flower handkerchief missing.
She ran to the living room to look for it, but she didn't find the handkerchief.
At this time, shigu got up. He walked out of the bedroom, stretched and asked, "fat ya, are you sober?"
"Wake up, did I drink too much last night?"
"I didn't drink much. I think you have a lot to drink."
My father-in-law said and went out.
Every morning, shigu would go out for a walk, take a breath of fresh air, and stretch his arms and legs.
Fat ya see father-in-law left, he pushed open the door of father-in-law's bedroom, a look, his that flower handkerchief is under the bed of father-in-law.
Fat Ya quickly picked up her handkerchief and put it into her pocket.
She suddenly understood one thing: last night, she was drunk, and her father-in-law once carried her to his own bed. Maybe at this time, her husband Shi Xiaogu came back, and let her father-in-law's wishful thinking come to nothing.
Fat Ya looked at my father-in-law's sheet and found that there was no stain on it.
She completely relieved, it seems that last night, the husband came back at the right time.
About a month later, shigu cooked another big dinner while his son was away.
He repeated his old trick, took out a jar of wine, and said: "fat ya, last time I celebrated your birthday, I found that you had a lot of alcohol, even more than me. That night, I was drunk and in a mess, but you were very sober. You went back to your bedroom. I was different. I lay on the table and didn't wake up until the second half of the night."
"Father in law, that night, I walked back to my bedroom by myself?"
"Yes, I watched you walk back to your bedroom, but I couldn't move."
"Ha ha... My father-in-law, I've been a little afraid of drinking since I got drunk that night."
"Fat ya, what are you afraid of? As an old saying goes, you can only enter the paradise when you are drunk. I've heard that people who are drunk will feel like they're in heaven with the immortals. "
"Ha ha... I don't want to be with immortals."
Shigu digs out his mind and tries to persuade fat ya to drink.
Fat Ya drink, wine in the mouth, and then take advantage of Shigu not pay attention, secretly spit in the handkerchief.
Shigu entered fat Ya's twelve glasses of wine in a row. According to the experience of that day, fat Ya should be drunk.
Strange is: fat Ya didn't have a little drunk, just a little red face.
Shigu offered another three glasses of wine to Pangya. At this time, shigu was drunk first. He lay on the table and murmured, "Pangya, you... You drink three more glasses. I... I don't believe whether you can get drunk or not..."
Fat Ya said with a sneer: "father-in-law, I'll drink three more with you."
Say, fat Ya is pulling father-in-law's hair, let him lift head.
Fat Ya saw that there was still half a bottle of wine in the bottle, so he put the bottle into shigu's mouth and let him drink it all.
Shigu is drunk.
Shigu didn't wake up until noon the next day.
He found himself at the table.
He looked up and looked around. There was no one in the room.
"Come on
Shigu called.
Fat Ya came in from the outside and asked, "father-in-law, you finally wake up. Look at you, you were drunk last night without much wine."
"I'm drunk?"
"Yes, you're drunk, and I'm drunk. We've been lying on the table all night, but I woke up half an hour earlier than you."
Shigu really doesn't understand. How did he get drunk last night?
After careful consideration, it seems that he was drunk first.
He vaguely remembers: when he was drunk, he asked fat Ya for water.
"Fat ya, you're... You're good at drinking."
"Father in law, I don't have the capacity to drink. Last night, I was more drunk than you."
Shigu really doesn't understand. How can his daughter-in-law drink so much.
All in all, she and her daughter-in-law drank two Jin of wine last night, that is to say, each drank one jin of wine.
Shigu has only eight liang of wine. If you drink two liang more, you will get drunk.
But, how can fat ya have a jin of wine?
Shigu was very angry with himself. He felt that he was too disheartened. He got drunk first and lost a chance to sleep with his daughter-in-law.
From that time on, shigu knew that his daughter-in-law's drinking capacity was extraordinary, and it would not work if he wanted to intoxicate his daughter-in-law.
After half a year, Shi Xiaogu saw that Pangya was not pregnant, so he said to her, "we have three generations of stone family. It's impossible not to continue the incense. Since you can't be pregnant, you have to divorce."
Fat ya know: I want to rely on the stone family is no way out, and, this covetous father-in-law, always want to make their own ideas.
Fat Ya readily agreed to divorce and went back to her mother's home.
It wasn't long before the village head came up with the idea that Pangya should marry his silly son.
Fat Ya only put forward one condition, that is to give 30000 yuan of betrothal gifts.
The village head readily agreed.
Fat Ya also readily married the village head's silly son.
Fat Ya told her experience in Shi's family in detail. She said with a dejected look: "I'm a person with a bitter life. I've accepted my life."