Chapter 592

The patriarch looked at Chang Wen angrily and scolded: "you're so full of excrement and urine. I warn you: if you pull excrement and urine in the ancestral hall, I won't peel your skin."

Chang Wen sat up from the coffin and saw that there were only seven or eight men in the ancestral hall.

"Get up and get out there and shit." The patriarch said angrily.

Chang Wen climbs out of the coffin, walks out of the ancestral hall, and looks around. Not far from the left is a corn field, which is already half human height.

He thought: great. As soon as I get into the corn field, they won't catch me easily.

Chang Wen thought, as if immediately aware of the patriarch, he pointed to the right side of the garden, said: "you go there to shit."

Chang Wen frowned and said, "there's no shelter. You want me to poop in front of the public. I... I can't pull it out."

The patriarch said with disdain, "are you a gold butt or a silver butt? Are you afraid that people will run away? You see, there are only a few big men here. No one wants to see your ass

"I... I really can't shit in front of people." Chang Wen finds an excuse.

"There are a lot of strange things." The patriarch glared at me and said to a man, "follow him and let him take a shit in the corn field."

Chang Wen thought: as soon as I get into the corn field, I will run to see where you go to catch me.

Chang Wen just walked two steps, the patriarch said to the young man: "you untie his trouser belt. In this way, even if he wants to run, he can't run fast with his pants."

The man said with a smile: "I heard that people in prison are not allowed to wear pants."

The man yelled at Chang Wen, "stop!"

He went up to Chang Wen, took off the belt, took it in his hand, and said, "patriarch, if he dares to run, I'll take the belt to kill him."

With that, he swung his belt in front of Chang Wen.

Chang Wen thought: hum! Although the belt has been taken away, I still have buttons on my pants. It doesn't matter if I don't wear the belt.

Chang Wen deliberately holds his pants in his hand, creating an illusion that his pants will fall down without a belt.

Chang Wen approached the corn field.

"Don't go forward, just squat down here." The man ordered.

"I'll... I'll take two more steps..."

Chang Wen had not finished his words when he got a belt.

"Son of a bitch, if I ask you to pull here, you have to pull here. If you go one step further, I'll kill you!"

Chang Wen squatted down and said to the man, "don't look at me, otherwise, I can't pull it out."

"Well! You're not a woman. I don't want to look at your ass

The man stares at Chang Wen and turns around.

"Hey, go away, or I'll smoke you. Don't blame me." Chang Wen let out a few loud farts.

"Damn it, it's killing people."

The man covered his nose and took seven or eight steps outside.

I looked around and found that I couldn't see a person except this man. However, this man is so big that if I run away, he will catch me in a minute.

Chang Wen thought about it and said, "Hey, do you have straw paper on you?"

The man said impatiently, "if you want a straw paper dry ball, you can pick a few corn leaves to wipe your bottom."

"I... I can't get used to it. Otherwise, I won't do it. I'll go into the ancestral hall with excrement to let your ancestors smell my excrement." Chang Wen said that on purpose.

"You want to smoke our ancestors. You want to die!"

The man turned around, raised his belt, and threatened: "just wipe it with corn leaves, clean it for me, or you will be killed!"

According to the assumption of Chang Wen: when the young man goes to the ancestral hall to get the straw paper, he can run away easily.

However, this man doesn't sell his regular account.

Chang Wen saw that the young man had a fierce look on his face. Knowing that there was no room for negotiation, he had to take off a few corn leaves and wipe his ass.

After wiping his ass, Chang Wen lifts his pants and goes back.

The man glared and said, "don't be clever in front of me. I ask you: do you want me to go back to the ancestral temple to get the tissue paper, and then you can take the opportunity to escape?"

Chang Wen smiles and admits, "well. If I don't run, let me wait to die. "

He took a look at the man and found that he was a Cyclops.

"What's wrong with your eyes?"

"Damn it, mind your own business. My eyes have nothing to do with you."

"Brother, I'm just curious. Why are you so fierce? I'm dying. Can't you be polite to me?"

The one eyed dragon's face softened when I said this. He asked, "who are you?"

"I've said again and again that I'm here to look for Caixia's body. I'm worried that she will be married. Isn't it too miserable to find a cruel husband and be married again when she died? Maybe the man who is married is an old man. It will make Caixia die."

The one eyed dragon sighed and said, "your boy is not lucky. We Shen family members are all indignant and want to avenge Caixia and boss Shen. But you come at this time and hit the muzzle of the gun."

"Brother, I'm really wronged."

The one eyed dragon shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly, "even if you have great injustice, you can't help it. The patriarch has already said that you should be buried with him."

Chang Wen thought: maybe money can tempt him to let me go.

"Well, I'll discuss something with you." Chang Wen stops.

"What can we discuss?" One eyed dragon looks at Chang Wen suspiciously.

"Will you let me go?" Chang Wen said tentatively.

The one eyed dragon sneered and said, "let me let you go? Hum! Don't dream

"I will reward you." Chang Wen tempts.

"Reward me?" The one eyed dragon seems to be a little moved.

"Yes. I'll give you 50000 yuan. " Chang Wen gives a slap.

He thought: I'm afraid this guy has never seen 50000 yuan in his life.

"You said you would reward me with 50000 yuan?" The one eyed dragon widened his eyes. He didn't seem to believe the huge number.

"Yes, fifty thousand yuan." Chang Wen stressed.

"Otherwise, that's it."

Chang Wen thought about it and said, "I'll run away now. You will come after me with a shout. In this way, you can follow me home. As soon as you get home, you can go after the money, OK Chang Wen's brow is wrinkled and he has a plan in mind.

"I'll let you go. It's hard to explain to the village." The Cyclops hesitated.

"What's wrong with this? At most, people will think you are stupid. It doesn't matter if you have a reputation for being stupid. Where can money work. Think about it: fifty thousand yuan is not a small sum. "

"You... You really have so much money?" Asked the one eyed dragon.

"Of course. If I can't afford it, you can get me back. Let me be honest with you: 50000 yuan for me is just a piece of cake, not much. "