Dani asked eagerly, "is there only one thief? What does the thief look like? "
"I can only see this man. As for what he looks like, I can't see clearly in the dark cellar."
"And then?"
"Later, the thief touched me again and scolded me: you poor man, why don't you have any money on you. I said, "my money has been taken away by my two sisters."
Dani said angrily: "I... we didn't rob your money. Your money is in your backpack. We haven't moved a cent."
"When the thief was about to leave, he kicked me and scolded me: you stinking guy, those two sisters are really blind. How can they take a fancy to you? Are you unwilling to marry two sisters, so they kidnapped you? I answer: you guessed too right, two sisters all took a fancy to me, I, only like the eldest brother, the eldest son was angry, then threw me into the cellar
Dani angrily yelled: "Chang, you bastard, I didn't like you. Why do you talk nonsense and ruin my reputation?"
"Dani, I like to joke. I just have fun talking with the thief."
"You... You've been hungry for three days and three nights. How can you climb up the cellar?"
"Dani, I've been hungry for three days and nights, and I can't stand up. I can't climb up to the cellar. But my head is so good. I have an idea and say to the thief: Although I don't have any money, I have a bank card with 100000 yuan in it. If you carry me out of the cellar, and then carry me to the town, I'll go to the bank and give you 100000 yuan. "
"Ah! You cunning thing, it seems that the thief is a fool. He must have fallen into your trap. "
"Yes, the thief said cheerfully: OK, I'll carry you on my back and hire a donkey to take you to town. You have to give me 100000 yuan. If you lose a cent, I'll throw you back to the cellar."
Dani asked curiously, "is it the thief who carried you out of the cellar and sent you to town?"
"Yes, as soon as I got into the town, I said to the thief: there is a police station in the town. There are policemen inside. You wait outside the town. I'll take the money and send it to you. As soon as the thief heard this, he didn't dare to enter the town. So I walked slowly to the hotel with the help of the wall. It was so simple. "
"You... You lied to the thief?"
"Yes, I cheated the thief. I thought: maybe the thief is still waiting for me outside the town. Unfortunately, he will never wait for me. Fortunately, I am kind-hearted, otherwise, I will call the police and arrest the thief."
"Chang, you're lucky."
Chang Wen asked: "Dani, I don't understand. Why do you and Erni want to kidnap me?"
"You are too broad-minded, you know too much, so we have to kidnap you."
"Dani, you and Ernie are so cruel. They just want to starve me to death. But for this thief, I would be dead."
"My family name is Chang. Ernie and I are not so cruel. We don't want to starve you to death. We just want to teach you a lesson. In fact, just two hours ago, Ernie went home and brought you six steamed buns. However, as soon as we got home, we found that you had run away."
"You said Ernie brought me six meat buns? I don't believe in ghosts. "
"Believe it or not, anyway, Ernie and I didn't want to kill you."
"Dani, you and Ernie kidnapped me this time. Originally, as soon as I got back to town, I should call the police and let you two accept legal sanctions. But I thought again: forget it, you two are first offenders. I can forgive you both once. In addition, you and Ernie are beautiful women. If they go to prison, they will become ugly. I don't want to lose two beautiful women in the world, Two more ugly people. "
Dani was a little scared and said: "brother, in fact, I have a good impression of you. According to my opinion, I just interrogate you and let you go. However, Ernie thinks you have a future. She suspects you are a conspirator, so she wants to give you to my father and let him interrogate you."
Chang Wen was surprised and asked, "did you tell your father about your kidnapping me?"
"No, I can't get through to my father these days."
Chang Wen drew a cross on his chest and muttered happily: "fortunately, I didn't get through to the boatman. Otherwise, the boatman will know that I am Chang Wen, the one he wants to kill."
Chang Wen asked, "Dani, I have escaped now. Do you and Ernie still want to kidnap me?"
Dani said straightforwardly, "if I have a chance, of course I want to kidnap you. When my father comes back, I'll have a good interrogation to see what you're doing in town."
"Ha ha... Dani, maybe it will disappoint you. From now on, I will never leave the town any more. Moreover, I will contact my friends and tell them that if I have any problems, I will call the police and let the police catch you, Ernie and your father."
Dani sighed and said, "brother, things in the past just don't happen. From now on, we'll live our own lives, but I want to remind you: don't meddle in other people's business."
Chang Wen laughs and says, "in fact, I've finished my business, and there's nothing worth caring about. Maybe I'll leave this town tomorrow and never come back."
"You're leaving?"
"Yes, if I don't leave again, your father will probably kill me when he comes back."
"You... You know my father?"
"Ha ha... Of course, I know you. I went to town more than half a month ago and dealt with your father. At that time, your father wanted to kill me, but I ran so fast that he didn't have time to do it."
Just at this time, Dani's mobile phone rings. It's Erni.
"Have you been to the hotel, Dani?"
"Ernie, I'm in the hotel. The handsome guy has come back to town. As expected, he has a good sleep in the hotel. Besides, his aunt brought him dinner."
"Ah! Does Auntie know that we kidnapped this Chang? "
"Then I don't know. Wait a minute. I'll ask the handsome man."
Big Ni asked aloud: "big brother, did we tell the landlady about our kidnapping you?"
"I didn't tell her, of course I won't, because the landlady and your two sisters wear the same pair of trousers."
Da Ni happily said to ER Ni: "the handsome guy said that, he didn't tell his aunt, because he thought that the aunt and we were wearing the same pair of pants, which would only protect us and not stand on his side."