At breakfast, Chang Wen saw that the cook yawned a few times and asked, "sister-in-law, what did you do last night? As if I didn't sleep, I yawned early in the morning. "
The Cook said awkwardly: "last night, I had several dreams. When I got up in the morning, I felt dizzy."
The housekeeper asked, "cook, what's your dream? Can't you dream of picking up a gold ingot? "
"Ha ha... I've never made a fortune in my dream. I also want to have a dream of picking up gold ingots. However, God won't let me have this dream. I won't even have a chance to be happy in my dream."
Chang Wen said quietly: "sister-in-law, when you are a cook here, you should have found a small gold ingot."
The cook nodded and agreed: "yes, I'm a cook here. I get a lot of monthly salary, which is more than those nannies. Moreover, my life is very easy. I've picked up a small gold ingot."
After dinner, Chang Wen went for a walk in the small garden.
Ding Fei, the mother-in-law, came out with a colorful silk fan. She danced with her sisters every morning.
Dou Dagui, the father-in-law, sneaks into the kitchen and seems to want to talk to the cook.
Chang Wen suddenly sees the cook with a spatula and knocks on Dou Dagui's head.
He was a little surprised. It was said that Dou Dagui was the owner of the villa, and the cook was just a servant. She dared to hit the owner on the head with a spatula. Isn't it a little too presumptuous.
Chang Wen stealthily runs to the kitchen window under the cover of bushes. He wants to hear what Dou Dagui and the cook say.
The Cook said angrily, "you dead ghost, you agreed to go to the guest room on the second floor at 1:00 last night. But I waited until 1:40, and I didn't even see your ghost. I went for nothing. I didn't sleep well last night. You see, I can't open my eyes now."
"Honey, at one o'clock last night, I got out of bed on time and was about to go out to the second floor. But my dead wife suddenly woke up and asked me: where are you going? I was in a hurry and said, "I want to go to the toilet.". The old woman asked curiously: isn't there a toilet in the bedroom? I quickly prevaricate: I'm afraid that I'll wake you up when I flush the water in the bedroom, so I'm going to go to the toilet in the living room. In this way, I have dealt with the dead old woman. Do you think I dare to come up to the second floor? "
"Why did your dead old lady wake up in the middle of the night? You don't mean that the old woman sleeps so much that she won't wake up even in thunder
"Old baby, last night was an exception. When she danced fan dance with her sisters yesterday, she had a little conflict with them and made them very unhappy. So she woke up in the middle of the night yesterday and couldn't sleep any more. Do you think I can leave the bedroom?"
"Ghost, does your old lady know that we meet in the guest room on the second floor at 1 a.m. every Wednesday?"
"It's impossible for a dead woman to know. If she had known, she would have fallen out."
"You owe me one last night, you have to make up for it."
"Honey, my wife has gone out and my daughter has gone to work. The only son-in-law left in the house is the poor son-in-law. As soon as he leaves, I'll go to your bedroom. Let's make up for the sleep we had last night."
"Ghost, in broad daylight, there is a housekeeper in the villa. Although that housekeeper has small eyes, he can't hide anything from him. If we mix up in broad daylight, he will find us. And those two little nannies are also thieves. "
"My dear, after all, the housekeeper is the housekeeper, and I am the master. He dare not gossip about me behind my back. As for the two little nannies, I warn them not to mind their own business."
"Ghost, I think we'd better not make trouble. If we want to meet, we'll go to the guest room on the second floor at one o'clock in the morning. I think: we'd better be careful. If something goes wrong, I won't be able to stay in this villa. "
"Ha ha... Honey, if you can't stay here, I'll rent you a house so that we can meet during the day."
"Damn, how can you afford to rent a house for me? If I lose this job, will you pay me? I don't look down on you. All the money in your pocket is from your son-in-law. If he doesn't give you the money, you will be a poor man. "
"Ha ha... You are so smart. You are right. My money is given by my useless son-in-law. The problem is: my useless son-in-law is very filial and good to me. He will give me money continuously."
"Well! Even if I give you three or five thousand yuan a month, what's the use? I'll wait for you in the guest room on the second floor at one o'clock in the morning. If you don't come again, I'll cut off this kind of lover relationship with you. "
"Honey, if you ignore me, I'll be miserable. To tell you the truth, I don't have a second lover except you."
"Ghost, who doesn't know you are a playboy, you have no money in your pocket now, if you have money, you will be followed by a bunch of women."
"Ha ha... I haven't followed a bunch of women in my life. At most, there are only two. Unfortunately, in the past two years, those two women are reluctant to talk to me when they see that I have no money in my pocket."
The Cook said angrily: "you should be satisfied, dead ghost. As long as other women touch you, they will ask you for a lot of money. But I've been with you for half a year, and I haven't asked you for a cent."
"That's good, or old baby."
Dou Dagui said so, but he was thinking: you old lady, I can see you. You've burned Gao Xiang. No man will like you just like you. I'm the only one who will get along with you if I'm hungry and desperate.
At the beginning, when I had money in my pocket, I was followed by beautiful women.
oh dear! Now that I'm miserable, I can only make do with ugly women like you.
Chang Wen suddenly felt a little itchy in his throat. He wanted to cough, but he didn't dare to make any noise. He had to bear it. He ran to the small garden and coughed after about 20 meters.
The cough startled the cook and Dou Dagui.
Dou Dagui runs to the window and looks out. At this time, Chang Wen is on the gravel road of the small garden, stretching his arms and pretending to exercise.
As if he had just seen Dou Dagui, he said, "Hello, Dad."
"Son in law, it turned out that you were coughing outside. Why didn't you go to work?"
"Dad, my boss said that he went to a party last night and didn't come back until early in the morning, so I have to catch up at home this morning and let me go again in the afternoon."