Chang Wen went out of the villa and said hello to Dou Dagui: "good morning, Dad!"
Dou Dagui replied with a gloomy face: "you also got up early today. How come you also started morning exercise?"
"Dad, although I'm not 30 years old, I always feel very tired. I think maybe it's because of the lack of exercise, so I started morning exercise these two days."
Dou Dagui nodded and walked towards the villa. He was puzzled. How did the cook fall down on the stairs last night?
If there is a ghost, it will be troublesome.
Dou Dagui suddenly thinks of his dead father. Maybe it's Mr. Dou who has come back. He finds himself fooling around with the cook. He's a little angry, so he tugged the cook's foot on the stairs last night and made her fall.
By the way, my father is most opposed to having sex outside.
Dou Dagui sighed and muttered, "come on, I'll break up with the cook. Dad, please forgive me this time."
Looking at Dou Dagui's back, Chang Wen thinks to himself: my father-in-law must be worried about the cook's fall last night. Ha ha... He tried to fool around with the cook for three nights without success. The evil fire in his heart must be burning.
Chang Wen went to the small pavilion in the garden, where the housekeeper was still pressing his legs. This was one of his main morning exercises.
Seeing that Chang Wen came, the housekeeper said with a smile, "boss Chang, you worked hard last night."
Chang wenleng asked, "what am I working for?"
"Boss Chang, you got up in the middle of the night last night and put steel balls on the stairs. Hee hee... You made the old cook fall down a lot. You can't get up this morning."
"Housekeeper, how do you know I put the steel ball?"
"Hee hee... It's no use saying that no one does such a thing except you."
"Ha ha... I really can't stand my father-in-law's virtue of sneaking around. If my mother-in-law knows, this villa will be full of chickens and dogs. At that time, Dousha and I can't live any more. I don't want to see that day."
Chang Wen went to bed together this morning and ran to the stairs to look for the steel balls, but he didn't find any. He was puzzled and thought: where are all these steel balls?
I didn't expect that all the steel balls were collected by the housekeeper.
The housekeeper took out the steel ball from his pocket, handed it to Chang Wen, and said, "it's ten in all, isn't the number right?"
"That's right. I bought ten steel balls just to make them fall down and stir up trouble. It seems that my plan is very successful."
"Boss Chang, you are really very good. Every move works well. This morning, your father-in-law looked depressed. He ran to the stairs for a long time and found nothing. I think he was beating a drum in his heart."
"Yes, my father-in-law had a gloomy face early in the morning, hee hee..."
Chang Wen put the steel balls into his pocket and said, "housekeeper, thank you for cleaning the battlefield for me. If my father-in-law finds these steel balls, he will definitely put me on the suspect list."
"Yes, you think, there are only a few people in this villa. Soymilk can't do such a thing; The two nannies dare not do such a thing; The gardener lives in the duty room; As for me, I am an old housekeeper after all. I don't have to mind these foreign affairs; Dousha will never interfere in dad's private affairs. There will be no one else except you. "
Chang Wen is very proud, thinking: the father-in-law has failed several dates, maybe he will be afraid.
At least, in the future, he and the cook will be a little less arrogant.
After breakfast, Chang Wen was just about to go upstairs. When he passed by the kitchen maid's bedroom door, he heard her calling in the room: "ouch, it hurts me so much, Ma, it's killing me..."
Chang Wenxin was compassionate. He knocked on the door and cried, "sister-in-law, is your back pain better?"
The cook replied, "brother, I'm dying of pain. You just give me a rope and let me hang myself."
"Sister in law, otherwise, let the baby sitter accompany you to the hospital."
"It's an old problem for me. I can't see it well in the hospital. It's a waste of money when I go to the hospital. I can do physical therapy and acupuncture for you at most. It's useless."
Chang Wen volunteered and said, "sister-in-law, I will do some massage. Otherwise, let me give you a massage. Maybe it will relieve the pain."
"Big brother, you can also massage. Now I'm in pain. I don't choose a doctor for my illness. Then you can massage for me."
Chang Wen opens the door and goes into the cook's bedroom.
The cook half leans on the bed. I haven't seen her all night. She is so old. It seems that she fell down on the stairs last night.
Chang Wen wants to laugh, but he can't help it. He thinks to himself: who let you be so coquettish, or you won't suffer this crime.
"Sister in law, how many years have you had this old problem of backache?"
"Oh, I'm afraid I've been working in a restaurant for 20 years. When I was young, I bent down to wash the dishes by the pool every day. I bent down for several hours and fell into the problem of backache."
"You're very poor, sister-in-law."
"Big brother, in this family, you are the only one who says a word of heartache to me. I have seen it for a long time. You have the best heart."
Chang Wen asked the cook to lie on the bed and began to treat her with eight trigrams.
"Sister-in-law, how can you see that I have a good heart?"
"Big brother, I'm a quick talker. I'll say what I have. If I say something that's not good to hear, don't worry about it."
"Sister-in-law, I'm also straight. It seems that we have similar personalities. If you have anything, you can say that I won't care."
"Elder brother, I heard your mother-in-law say that you and your wife Dousha have been married for more than three years, and they have never shared a room. I said, elder brother, people say that you are a loser. I think you are indeed a loser. Since you and your wife have already got a marriage certificate, if you have to share a bed with the old woman, she doesn't recruit you."
Chang Wen was a little annoyed. He didn't expect that his mother-in-law had such a long mouth that she told a cook about these things.
"Ha ha... I don't like to force others. Since my wife doesn't want to sleep with me, I respect her wishes."
"Big brother, I'm afraid a man like you is the only one in the world. If you put it on other men, if his wife doesn't do it, he has to beat his wife and let her take off her pants."
The cook's words were very straightforward and rude, but they were reasonable.
Chang Wen smiles and says, "these are all old calendars. Now, I've roomed with my wife."
The Cook said with a smile: "brother, don't pretend to be fat. I know that although Dousha is forced to share the same room with you by soymilk, you two share the same room and different beds. You sleep on the floor every day at the door of your bedroom."