Chapter 869

"Elder sister, do you have a jin of wine?"

"Ha ha... What's a kilo of wine? I'll tell you: elder sister, my wine is three kilos."

Hercules shakes his hand and his mobile phone falls to the ground.

He picked up the mobile phone in a hurry and said awkwardly, "sister, I was so scared that I almost broke my mobile phone. Elder sister, I really admire you. In this world, there are few women who can drink three jin. At least, I haven't seen the second one. "

"Ha ha... Little brother, stop gossiping. I'll call him right away and ask him to go to boss Liu's house. You wait."

In less than half an hour, he came to see Hercules and said with a smile, "brother, are you sober up?"

"Ha ha... I woke up long ago. In fact, I didn't get drunk yesterday afternoon. I pretended to be drunk on purpose."

"Brother, don't be embarrassed. You are obviously drunk, and you say you are pretending to be drunk. Ha ha... In fact, as long as there is no man who drinks with fat sister who is not drunk, you are just one of them. There is no shame."

Hercules blinked awkwardly and said, "let's go to the pond to get an electric car."

Thin monkey with a rope, three people out of the village.

After a while, I came to the pond.

He pointed to a place with his nose and said, "here's the electric car."

Thin monkey said to Hercules: "you take off your clothes, jump out of the pond, touch the electric car, and tie the rope to it."

Hercules asked: "thin monkey, why don't you go down? I'm so fat. If I jump down, I'm sure I'll sink into the mud. At that time, if I can't get my electric car out, I'll be trapped. "

"Hercules, if you don't go down to have a try, how do you know if there is any sludge?"

He quickly said: "two brothers, the mud in this pond is deep. That day, when I fell down, I was trapped in the mud. Fortunately, I was not far from the shore. I pulled the grass on the bank and had a great effort to climb out. Just because the sludge is too deep, I know that the electric car can't be fished out. "

Hercules shrugged, said: "thin monkey, this time you have nothing to say, I think, or you go down."

Skinny monkey took off his clothes, leaving only a pair of shorts, he slowly walked into the pond.

The mud under the pond was really thick. The thin monkey just took two steps and sank to his thigh.

"My God! It's like the Red Army crossing the grass, Hercules. Give me the rope quickly. I have to tie it to my waist. Otherwise, if I get stuck in the mud, I won't lose my life. I have a wife. Maybe my wife is pregnant. I can't let my wife be widowed and my child have no father. "

Hercules said with a smile: "thin monkey, you are as light as a swallow, you can't sink down, you can't die. Then again, if you die, your beautiful wife won't worry about finding a second man. "

The thin monkey stooped to grab a handful of mud and fell on Hercules.

Hercules called out: "Mom, I just changed my pants."

"Hercules, you crow mouth, dare to curse me again, or I will pull you down, or we will die together."

"Thin monkey, I'm not married yet. I can't bear to die."

The thin monkey took another two steps and found that although the mud in the pond was deep, the soil below was quite hard.

After seven or eight steps, he found a hard object under his feet.

I touched the handle of the electric car with my hand.

"Hercules, I've found the electric car. Throw the rope quickly."

The thin monkey tied the rope to the tripod of the electric car, and then went ashore.

Three people tugged hard at the rope, took out the strength, and finally pulled up the electric car.

There was an obvious crack in the rearview mirror of the electric car.

Hercules asked, "flat nose, where were you that night eleven days ago?"

"I went to a friend's house to have dinner and had a few more drinks. I slept in his house for a while and then went back in the middle of the night. It was very dark that night. There was no moon or stars in the sky. When I turned the corner, I didn't see the road clearly and rushed into the pond."

The thin monkey pulled Hercules aside and asked, "eleven days ago, this little brother rode an electric car into the city and came back in the early morning?"

"Yes."

"It would be strange if he only went to a friend's house for dinner that night. Did three electric vehicles with cracks in their rear view mirrors drive into the village that night? There will never be such a coincidence in the world. I doubt: this nose collapsed and went to the underground parking lot of triumph building. We have to find a way to make him tell the truth. "

Hercules immediately called Pangniu and asked: "elder sister, that night eleven days ago, he went into the city with a flat nose and came back in the early morning. He said that he went to a friend's house to drink that night and went home after a drunk rest. I think he lied. Elder sister, can you find a way to make him tell the truth?"

"Ha ha... No problem. You hand the phone to him and I'll have a word with him. "

Hercules handed his cell phone to his flat nose and said, "fat sister wants to talk to you."

"Flat nose, you'll come to my house right away. In addition, you tell big brother to come with him."

Hercules, thin monkey and flat nose went to fat girl's house together.

Along the way, Hercules pushed the electric car, while walking, said: "thin monkey, you are too lazy, let me push the car alone, this... The car is full of mud, it's hard to push."

"Hercules, your nickname has shown: as far as your strength is concerned, who do you want to push? That's what it's called

Half an hour later, three people came to the fat girl's house.

Fat girl pointed to the sofa and said, "all three of you sit down."

Fat girl asked straight to the point: "flat nose, you are honest: 11 days ago that night, where on earth did you go? What did you do? Don't tell a lie. You know, I hate liars most in my life, especially those who lie in front of me. "

He looked at Hercules and the skinny monkey, and his eyes didn't seem to want to tell the truth in front of them.

Fat girl said: "flat nose, they are both my brothers, there is no need to avoid them, just say it straight."

He said, "if I tell the truth, they won't tell on me, will they?"

"Flat nose, I promise, they won't tell on you."

Finally, he let go and said, "you know, fat sister, I've been sneaking since I was a child. I'm a famous three handed man in the village in the city. That night, I went to the underground parking lot of triumph building. The security guard in that parking lot always dozes off at night and it's easy to slip in. "