Chapter 26

After buying clothes, he wasted time looking for a reason and finally paid Liu Yan off.

He was relieved to carry the paper bag with clothes.

"Now it's finally safe, master. It's not an apprentice who doesn't want to go back early. He can't get away!"

Then he smiled astringently and sniffed gently. There was still a residual sweet smell on the monk's robe and gently returned the taste: "but in other words, it felt really good."

The next thing was much simpler. Among the more than 2000 large bills in his pocket, he wasted a few directly. Under the surprised eyes of the stall owner and passers-by, he directly bought a big bag of roast chicken, roast duck, pig head meat and wine.

After buying things, he took a taxi and went to Xishan temple.

The tempting smell of meat all the way surprised the taxi driver. That is, after idling has closed the gate of Xishan temple, he is still stunned.

"Mud horse, now monks, have started such a meat eating method?"

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Of course, idleness doesn't care what he thinks. Carrying a big bag of delicious food, he shouted as soon as he entered Xishan Temple: "master, I'm back!"

"Wipe! You little bastard, do you know to come back? " Zhitong angrily stepped on the sound of idleness, and rushed out of a wing room. His hair and beard were all open. Pointing to idleness, he shouted and scolded: "I'm so hungry that my heart is close to my heart. You little rabbit, be merry outside!"

There was a touch of embarrassment on the wasted face, but it was fleeting. Then he sent the big bag of meat in his hand to Zhitong. Suddenly, a strong smell of meat and wine went into Zhitong's nose.

"Chi Liu!"

Zhi tongdun took a mouthful of water and couldn't move his eyes any more. On his face, the expression just like angry steel didn't know where to fly. Instead, he put on a greedy smile that was obscene and wrinkled all over his face.

"Ha, at last, you smelly boy has a little conscience. I didn't forget that I pulled you up with a handful of shit and a handful of urine."

Wasting time suddenly made me sweat. Shifu really wants to talk about it all day!

When he indulged in distraction, Zhitong grabbed the things in the bag directly, and then took out a roast chicken and a bottle of wine at an incredible speed.

With a vicious and direct bite, he bit off most of the chicken leg. It looked like he hadn't eaten meat for three years.

"Master, you old man, slow down and don't choke." It was like having a grudge against the chicken. It was shocking to see the waste, and I couldn't help reminding him.

Zhitong smiled and took a sip of wine: "don't worry, master, you have a good appetite."

After a while, a roast chicken and a bottle of wine went into his stomach. Zhitong nodded with satisfaction, remembered the business and stretched out his hand towards the waste: "smelly boy, hand in the money quickly."

He didn't want to keep the money, because he didn't have much concept of money.

However, when Zhitong looked at the thick pile of money, his eyes directly shot a little green awn, grabbed it like electricity, and then lit it one by one with his saliva.

"Master, are you really sure that you are a monk?" Looking at the image of Zhitong in vain, I was really stunned.

This is the best, isn't it?

"Hey, your master, of course I'm a monk, and I'm also the first eminent monk in Zhenhai!" Zhitong boasted without shame, but he didn't stop the action of counting money in his hand.

After counting back and forth for three times, he finally collected the thick pile of money, looked at the waste with his eyes, up and down, left and right for several times, and then stopped.

Then, there was a sound in his mouth, and he walked in circles around the waste.

"Hiss..."

Wasted time and directly took a breath of air conditioning. What's the situation with this mud horse?

Then look at Zhitong's obscene eyes, with a thief's light, and an indescribable brilliance, which makes the waste can't help tightening the chrysanthemums.

I couldn't help stretching my legs tightly, and my hands couldn't help protecting my ass.

In his voice, there was a shy vibrato: "master, are you sure your sexual orientation is OK?"

"Rush..."

Zhitong just took a big mouthful of wine. When he heard this, he immediately sprayed it all out, and the whole body of waste was full of wine.

But fortunately, he was behind the waste, which made the waste escape the key.

But even so, the strong wine smell was mixed with the bad breath in Zhitong's mouth, and it was also a smoked wasted stomach. It was like earth shaking. It rolled for a while and almost vomited out.

Zhitong looked at the embarrassed appearance of idleness and laughed with glee, but in the twinkling of an eye, he tightened his face and shouted, "smelly boy, are you kidding with your master?"

"Master, even if you have no problem with your sexual orientation, you don't have to be so cruel?"

"Hum!" Zhitong raised his head and snorted in disdain. Then he thought of the money just now, but suddenly leaned towards the waste, and his face was filled with an obscene smile: "good disciple, don't say that Zeng Rou was really good to you, and he gave so much money at once. In the future, we teachers and disciples will no longer have to eat those tasteless vegetables, and have a good day of wine and meat, Now I'm finally looking forward to it, Jie Jie...... "

"..." facing Zhitong's success in refreshing the lower limit again, the waste is really speechless.

How many sins did I create in my last life to meet such a top-notch master?

However, because of his lower limit on Zhitong, he had no bottom at all, so he had to quickly reiterate: "master, I didn't borrow Zeng Rou's money, but I borrowed it from Liu Yan."

"Oh?" Zhitong's eyes became brighter, just like the stars in the night: "Liu Yan? You boy, that little girl is good. Although she is a widow, she is a real top-grade woman. Moreover, she is still an extremely special seductive body in rumors. Your boy will be lucky in the future. "

"This..." I have begun to regret in my wasted heart. Why should I say this to Zhitong? It's good to even say these words. It's really the destruction of the Three Outlooks!

But how did Shifu know Liu Yan?

So he turned his puzzled eyes to Zhitong.

Zhitong smiled, but he didn't say it at all. Instead, he turned his eyes to the paper bag he was carrying in his hand: "I'm afraid the girl gave you this dress?"

"Yes."

Zhitong took the clothes, then glanced at the invoice, and then there was a burst of depression and chagrin: "I'm so angry. This broken clothes costs 10000 yuan? How many roast chickens and bottles of wine do you have to buy? "

Listening to this fierce cry, he wasted cold sweat. However, in order to stop Zhitong from making trouble, he had to explain: "master, Liu Yan helped me buy this dress. In fact, he asked me to accompany her to a party in the evening."

"Party?" Zhitong looked at the waste with a strange expression, but in a flash he sighed: "last time, you beat the boy of the Fang family in front of the temple gate. I'm afraid it's also because of this girl?"

"You know that?" The wasted time was really shocked. Shifu was really divine. He not only knew Liu Yan, but also the equation. He also guessed that the contradiction between the equation and himself was because of Liu Yan.

Zhitong ignored his surprise, but hummed lazily: "you are destined to take this road after practicing the happy heart demon Zen Sutra, but you should remember that you must be cruel to the enemy and never leave any future trouble! As for the boy of the Fang family, I believe he won't dare to pester you again in the future... "

"Oh?" Idleness was about to ask the truth, but he saw that Zhitong had gone far with a large bag of meat and wine.

"Master, you haven't told me the wonderful method you said."

But Zhitong didn't look back at all. Only the obscene voice was still ringing: "remember to get more good wine and meat at the party. When the old man is happy, I will naturally tell you what the magic method is."