Chapter 28

The old beggar said, "there's some chaos outside. Please be calm. You make Shifu very happy. Although you are thick skinned, not sensible, not big or small, go your own way and be despicable. But you're still kind-hearted."

Yunmenglong was very depressed: "are you praising me or scolding me?"

The old beggar said in earnest: "Shifu always wants to train you into an obscene thief. An unparalleled and elegant obscene thief. You know, an obscene thief must first be able to commit adultery. Secondly, he must be a thief. A prostitute must not have promiscuity. He must have principles and means, and let beautiful women automatically throw themselves into the arms. As Li Bai once said, "All saints and sages are lonely in ancient times, and only prostitutes keep their names." (poor Li Bai's famous sentence is so spoiled by the old beggar.) It can be seen that Li Bai praises prostitutes. A great prostitute will be famous all over the world. Of course, it costs a lot to be famous. As for how big it is, take your time to realize it. A thief is not a thief. An obscene thief is also a thief, a thief who steals his heart. Such a thief should have high requirements, be elegant, have extraordinary appearance, spend a lot of money and be talented. Fortunately, these You have both. "

"The reputation of licentious thieves in the Jianghu is very bad because some bad thieves have ruined it. The master is old, so the important task of revitalizing the great and glorious cause of licentious thieves is up to you." the old beggar continued. This is like a ruler inheriting his position.

Yunmenglong solemnly said in a deep voice: "master, please rest assured that this important task is willing to be borne by disciples."

The old beggar patted yunmenglong on the shoulder with satisfaction: "good, good, eat dog meat."

The two of them began to eat dog meat happily. A big black dog had only bones left in an instant. Old cloud, who smelled the fragrance, could only watch yunmenglong swallow the last bite of dog meat comfortably. Old cloud swallowed his saliva fiercely and complained: "Little rabbit, I don't know how to save two bites for me. I haven't eaten dog meat for a long time. I ate it in the sky restaurant last time, and the meat taste was bad. Your master is thousands of miles away. I really miss it."

Yunmenglong also apologized to his father. It's not easy for his father to pull him so much. Yunmenglong sometimes forced his father to chase the big black dog. It's hard for his wall like body to run. Yunmenglong began to point the spear at the old beggar.

"Flowers, it's all you. You eat so fast. I'm not afraid of indigestion when I'm old. I can't help eating fast when you eat fast."

The old beggar was very aggrieved: "if I eat slowly, I can only chew bones. You dead boy can only eat dog meat. It's called wind tornado and remnant clouds. If you don't pay attention, most of the dog will enter your five zang organs temple. It's also my fault. I've eaten a big black dog for decades. Of course, the speed is amazing, but I've lost to you."

Yunmenglong quickly said modestly, "you're too polite. You taught me all this."

The old beggar immediately looked like a wolf with a big tail: "that's, a famous teacher makes a good disciple."