Chapter 215

"Shit, no, he doesn't have such a good ear. We are tree spirits. It's too depressing that we can't even talk when we can talk." a tree said.

"Yes, alas, what's your mother's name?" B tree sighed.

"My mother? I don't have a mother. How about you? There are several brothers and sisters, and they are beautiful. Pull the cable for the brothers." a tree way

Two trees that have been silent for hundreds of years have pulled up their home.

"Finally let me see a talking tree, ha ha. Just now which bastard walked over my head, startled me and disturbed my spring dream. I should have pinched him and ate, but no one has spoken with me for nearly a thousand years. Since you can talk, chat with me. By the way, you said that a beautiful sister is very decent. Can you introduce her to me "Me?" said a bad old man in a broken sack, who didn't know where to get out.

The two trees were so frightened that their hearts almost jumped out. Mom was found as soon as she spoke, so both trees pretended to be dead and no one answered.

The bad old man said, "if you don't talk about the old man, I'll cut you down. Your hundred years of Taoism will be destroyed."

B tree is more knowledgeable. At a glance, he can see that the old man is an immortal who has survived the disaster, but how can the immortal hide in the mountain so sloppy.

"Old fairy, you've survived the disaster. How can you hide here if you don't go to the heaven?" B tree said respectfully.

"Oh, you little broken tree has a good eye. You can see that I'm an immortal. I tell you, being an immortal is really fucking boring. You can't smoke, drink, eat meat, pick up girls and scold and fight in the street..." the old man is wordy and endless.

The two trees listened to the cold sweat and felt sick. They almost didn't vomit to death. They felt the same: "this fairy is really shameless and obscene!"

A tree said, "I have a cousin who is very ecstatic. I think she will fall in love with you at first sight. Er, of course, Xiaoshu, I suggest you go to have a beauty first?"

B tree thought, "the grass is broken. How can this fool talk like this and die slowly?" he quickly rounded up the scene: "little a, he's stupid. How do you know women? Women like the immortal boss. You look so untidy, natural and uninhibited. You're really handsome in a mess."

The old man's eyes darkened for a moment: "Alas, if you want to be handsome, you have to say my apprentice. He is so handsome that all the beautiful men in the three circles can commit suicide in shame and anger, and all the beautiful women are upside down. I cultivated them all by myself. Unfortunately, God is jealous of talents, God is jealous of talents."

As soon as tree A and tree B saw that the old man was sad, they immediately comforted: "the old immortal is sad and changes with each passing day."

When the old man thought of his sadness, he was not interested in chatting with the two trees. He said, 'I'll talk to you another day. Don't run,' and he disappeared without a trace. The two trees looked at each other with a bitter smile and thought, "I want to run. Can I run?"

Yunmenglong flew high and low all the way, flying happily and dripping. If he had just looked at the person who stepped on it, he would have found that the bad old man immortal had the same virtue as his master old beggar. Unfortunately, he stepped on it, so they could miss it.