Chapter 348

"Love? OK." long Mengyun smiled cunningly, got up and sat on Yunmeng dragon.

"Oh, you'll misinterpret your husband's meaning, right? Sit up if you love." Yun Menglong also sat up. They hugged each other with four eyes and intertwined limbs. The fifth form of Taiji Heart Sutra: mandarin ducks intertwined!

The two people pulled in the opposite direction and moved forward at the same time. They were in step and connected with each other, forming a resonance.

It is said that resonance lovemaking is the easiest and easiest way to achieve orgasm, but it is generally difficult to achieve, because it requires not only skills and exercise, but also love and tacit understanding.

Yun Menglong suddenly remembered the last two sentences of a poem because of sitting love. He had an idea and decided to tease long Mengyun. While exercising, he said, "does Xiao Hui know the simplest and most classic article describing this matter?"

"HMM... HMM... ah... I don't know," Xiaohui asked while sending out a moving chant, "yes... Oh, what is it?"

"Stop and make love in maple forest night, frost leaves are red than February flowers!" yunmenglong's head shook with his lower body, a classic image of sour literati, but it was too subversive, because he was still sitting right and opposite when reciting poetry.

Long Mengyun was puzzled and asked, "how can these two sentences be? This is a very beautiful poem. It is the last two sentences of Du Mu's' mountain trip '." he moaned while moaning: "Go up the cold mountain far away... The stone path is inclined, and there are white clouds. Well, there are people in the living place. Stop, sit... Have sex in the maple forest night, and the frost leaves are red in February... Moon flowers. This is a poem describing the mountain scenery in late autumn, which means: follow the winding path to the mountain, and there are people living where the white clouds rise. It's not good to stop and linger because you love to enjoy the maple forest under the sunset, and the maple leaves are red after frost It's brighter than the spring flowers in February. How can this poem describe that kind of thing? "Although long Mengyun is smart, how can he have the debauchery of Yun Menglong? So it's common to not understand, but it takes a lot of effort to explain, because they are still" sitting in love ".

Yunmeng dragon gave a strong push in exchange for a chant of longmengyun and a slight tremor of her delicate body: "It's wrong for my wife to understand this poem in this way. The first two sentences are not said. They are a cover. We only analyze the last two sentences. Parking is a behavior, sex is the purpose, maple forest is the place, night is the time, and frost leaves are red in February. These two sentences mean that it was evening when they drove to a maple forest. They were burning, so they stopped their car and ran to the maple forest to do it Love, who knows that the woman is still a virgin. The virgin's blood splashes out. The already red frost leaves and the blood stained style are just spring flowers red over February. You see, in just 14 words, the picture of a adulterer * *'s affair is vividly depicted. The time, place and time result in a climax, which is extremely refined. People are called to take pictures There are two outstanding cases. One is "sitting love". Sitting love here is a double solution. It is both sex and sitting love. Sitting sex is like you and me now. The second is the last sentence, which is implicit and moving. It does not directly write the blood of the virgin, but compares it with frost leaves and red flowers in February. Du Mu is really the first erotic talent in ancient times! "Yun Menglong finally lamented.

Long Mengyun can't laugh or cry. A good poem is distorted by Yun Menglong. If Du Mu is reborn, he may die again and be killed by Yun Menglong. This story explains eight words: benevolence sees benevolence, and adultery sees adultery!

"Cut, there's no such understanding. You're guilty of insulting ancient literary giants." long Mengyun looked at him angrily.

"How could I make a mistake? Du Mu and I are both men. It's normal to be a man. In short, mountain walking is the most implicit and classic erotic poem in Chinese poetry. It's really a country with erotic talents for four or five years. But I yunmenglong will be a erotic talent among erotic talents. I want to lead it for thousands of years!" Yunmenglong was so excited that he forgot to exercise. At this time, it has reached a critical moment.

Long Mengyun twisted his delicate body discontentedly, and made a ecstatic sound in his throat. Yun Menglong came back to his senses. He said with a smile: "is your wife coming, I'll lead you to complain first, ha ha." Yun Mengyun blasted wildly, and long Mengyun flew into the sky.

The eyelashes are dancing, the soul is flying, and the stars are shining in the void.

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In the morning, Ling aopeng stood in front of the TV and watched the latest news.

The picture of a broken ship looks a bit like a titanic. The beautiful broadcaster reported in her sweet voice: "At about two o'clock this morning, a mysterious incident occurred on the high seas. An oil tanker was destroyed and there was no one on it. According to the analysis of relevant experts, the ship experienced a tsunami. In addition, the ship should have suffered a strong impact. Judging from the impact marks, it should be the whale shark. In other words, the people on board have been buried in the belly of the fish. This news is exclusive to Xiao Yating of Yunhai economic news Bring... "

Yunmenglong was also watching the news at this time. Of course, yunmenglong disclosed the news to Xiao Yating. Looking for her in the middle of the night made her very angry because girls love sleeping and beauty. However, she still listened to yunmenglong's words and caught the exclusive news.

Ling aopeng called and said, "Hey, boy, there's yours."

Yunmenglong pretended to be silly: "ha ha, I don't know what you said, dad?"

Ling aopeng made a ha ha: "now they cry, but if they get into the black dragon club, you should be careful. The best thing for those bastards is assassination."

Yunmenglong said, "if I don't kill them, they should burn high incense and worship the Buddha. Do you dare to reach out to me? Don't worry, Dad."

"Well, of course I can rest assured. By the way, the government will send someone to send the title of 'national hero' today. Ha ha, you're beautiful."

"Thanks to Dad," said yunmenglong with a smile.

"Qiqi is going to have a summer vacation!" Ling aopeng suddenly said with emotion: "the girl hasn't made a few calls, and I don't answer her. Do you often contact her?"

Yunmeng Longxin suddenly "clattered" for a moment. She has been busy these days and hasn't contacted Ling Xueqi. Strangely, she doesn't have any news. With her habit of three phone calls and N text messages a day, this time is really weird. Yunmenglong also felt uneasy. After all, he loved this bossy daughter very much. Suddenly I think of dai'er again. Shit, this little girl hasn't heard from me for several days. Can't she go to hell and play together?

"Oh, yes, Dad, don't worry. I'll tell you about her. Why is this girl so unfilial." Yun Menglong pretended to have nothing to do.

"Alas, the female is not good enough to stay. Menglong should treat Qiqi well. She is capricious. You should let her go. She loves you wholeheartedly. I can see that." Ling aopeng has endless worries when he talks about his daughter.

What a pity for parents all over the world. I hate that children are not filial! When yunmenglong thought of his father and mother, he couldn't help but feel a little sad. The tree wanted to be quiet but the wind didn't stop, and the son wanted to raise but didn't wait. The helplessness in this world always made people sigh.

Yunmenglong said positively, "don't worry, Dad. Menglong will live up to Qiqi's love."

After hanging up, yunmenglong called the two people. As a result, one turned off and the other turned off. Yunmenglong's heart filled with uneasy feelings. Won't something happen to these two dead girls?