Chapter 459

"You... Why are you looking at me like that, teacher, i... I'm looking for my cousin." the tall thin man was uncomfortable by Yun Menglong, and he couldn't help stuttering and anxious.

"You are my cousin. Why don't I know you?" yunmenglong smiled.

The thin and tall body involuntarily took a step back and said in surprise, "are you the cloud dream dragon?"

"Yes, sir, I won't change my name. I won't change my surname. It's the graceful Sai Pan'an, the jade tree facing the wind surpassing Song Yu, the universe super thunderbolt invincible bar ox fork, the handsome boy, Yunmeng dragon." Yunmeng Dragon said in cadence.

"Hehe, don't laugh. You are a teacher. Yunmenglong is a student. Besides, the crow said that yunmenglong is extremely ugly, which makes me feel more confident and full of infinite hope for life. But teacher, you are so handsome. I want to commit suicide when I see people with low self-esteem. How can I hope for life?" although the tall one is thin, he is really thin, The typical real one is like a fake bag for skin and bones. Yunmeng longzhuo feels to peel off the boy's skin without shaving. It is definitely a good skeleton specimen, but it is more likely to fall apart. Thanks to the skin, otherwise the boy would have been torn apart. He is also tall, but his head is a little too tall. Yunmenglong looks up at him. He really hates it. Such a bamboo pole has an alternative big head. Yunmenglong estimates that the weight of his head must be half the weight of his whole body. Mr. Yun also wonders how this body can bear the weight of his head.

Yun Menglong looked at the tall man for a long time and finally nodded: "your virtue is really inhuman. If I were you to commit suicide, would you like me to lend you a knife? You are so brave to live."

"Thank you, teacher. I don't need it." the tall thin man said gratefully, and then he asked, "but you are really yunmenglong. Will you happen to have the same name as him?"

"No, I'm just the Yunmeng dragon who beat the crow to the bone. I thought Yunmeng dragon was a family without semicolons in the world, but recently a young man with incomparable ox and fork has just emerged. He is the God of war in the army and the godfather of the underworld. Unfortunately, his name is also Yunmeng dragon. However, how could he come to school as a man of daily management? So So, I'm the yunmenglong you're looking for. "Yunmenglong finally came to the conclusion. He didn't want everyone in the school to know that he was the eldest yunmenglong who covered the sky with one hand. Yunmenglong monopolized the gathering place of such a powerful underworld in Yunhai. Who dares to provoke it? What's the point of asking the students to be respectful and frightened when they see him? Therefore, what they play with is the heartbeat, which is to let them have no scruples about him. In that way, they can enjoy gratitude and hatred, cross the campus, and simply soak up girls. Yunmenglong comes to school to fight against Iraqi hearts, and picking up girls is the main purpose. Fairy beauties like Jin Bingying can't do well if they are strong, and sweet words are enough. Yunmenglong didn't think of a good way, but he thought that with his boldness, timidity, thick skin, silver, Kung Fu, high and handsome, he would finally get the beauty back one day. Anyway, yunmenglong has something to do. He shakes in front of Jin Bingying and looks familiar first, so that Jin Bingying can still see his natural and unrestrained figure in her eyes when she sleeps, but it's hard to say whether she will get the opposite result.

Although Yun Menglong came to soak Jin Bingying, he didn't mind putting more student girls around and forking with the little girl in school uniform. It felt like the temptation of uniform. Yunmeng dragon is a pedantic person. Beauty, the more the better. Chasing Jin Bingying must not take the ordinary road, because she is not an ordinary person. Her Taoist heart is as solid as gold soup. He knows and understands the truth about the sword heart. He feels that if it weren't for the sword in those years, Su Qingyao wouldn't have collapsed like a soldier. Alas, when I think of the sword, the crystal pearl in Su Qingyao's eyes makes yunmenglong's heart ache. That tear has been hidden in yunmenglong's heart for nearly a thousand years. In his dream, he heard Su Qingyao's cry: "yunmenglong, yunmenglong!" yunmenglong will cry for these three words. Who says that hooligans are ruthless? Who knows that hooligans are sincere? Beneath his Bohemian appearance, he hides a hot and infatuated heart, but he is not an idiot, not a brainless fool.

There are so many beautiful women around me. How many people understand me?

Thinking of Jin Bingying's iceberg, yunmenglong is three big.

Thin and tall, with suspicious eyes and uncertain face, he thought and shook his head: "it's impossible. How can students be teachers? It's incredible."

Yun Menglong was completely speechless. He asked, "why can't students be teachers? I come to study and teach? No, I'm willing to teach, and the school is willing to hire me. I'm willing to learn, and the school is willing to accept me. I have two identities. How about you, you MBA."

The tall thin man shook his head and said, "I'm a centipede, not an MBA. An MBA is a master of management. I don't have that ability. So you're really a cloud dream dragon?"

Yunmenglong held back and then held back. He patted his chest and said, "yes, if it's fake, it's three guarantees of quality. It's really heinous. It's really more real than pearls. Then yunmenglong couldn't help scolding the tall and thin crow classmate: "You are really an out and out MBA. MBA is the abbreviation of mental belowaverage, which means' IQ is lower than the average ', that is, mentally retarded. It's really lost to you. It makes you think it's worthless for mentally retarded. It's also' five poisons'. Just call it 'five Fools'."

The centipede realized that yunmenglong was scolding him, so he flew into a rage and said, "well, I know I'm five poisons. You dare to scold. It's really impatient. Even if you're a teacher, you'll die. The boss scorpion said that it was the grandson who won't go to the arena in the afternoon. Hum!" the centipede put down his bamboo pole and ran away.

Yunmenglong returned to the class and said to the students, "sorry, students, just now the centipede came to me. I told him a story about Yan Hui, the disciple of Kong Laoer. Now he can't go back to see Jiangdong four poisons. It's estimated that he committed suicide. Let's continue..."

Just then, bell

The bell rang.

Yunmenglong continued the following words: "class is over."

The students laughed and clapped, "the teacher is working hard."

Yunmenglong stood upright, raised his chest and abdomen, raised his palm and gave a standard military salute: "serve the people."

Then yunmenglong returned to his seat as his student role. He said to his classmates, "my main role is a student, a teacher, a friendly guest. Don't be shy. We are good friends."

Suddenly, several little girls chattered around yunmenglong. Liang Xiaotong and Xue Piao smiled and twisted yunmenglong's thighs. Yunmenglong smiled and told jokes to several female students around him, which made yingyingyanjiao laugh. They looked at yunmenglong with bold, hot and worship eyes. In that way, they dared to tell the truth on the spot (the truth is naked, that is to say, they dare to strip off on the spot). Yunmenglong is not a hypocritical person, and he is not interested in pretending to be a gentleman in front of Jin Bingying. The label of a gentleman, yunmenglong is unqualified for 10000 years.

He is a rogue. The rogue should be preceded by the time modifier, "Millennium", the degree modifier, "best". He is the best rogue of the millennium, unique and irreplaceable.

Many boys are also robbed of yunmenglong's style. How can they compete with such handsome, talented and capable men? So it's natural for people to have more beautiful women around them. Those who can do more work. If they want to open up, they won't resent yunmenglong, that is, they will be less jealous and greatly envious. In fact, yunmenglong is too restless and should be a good student Why should they be teachers? Although they are all great people and are generally not afraid of teachers, yunmenglong will inevitably give them black sleeves and small shoes. It's impossible to prevent them. They can't fight and run away. What can we do? It's better to bow down and be a minister as soon as possible and salute and worship.

Therefore, they made up their mind and laughed around yunmenglong, praising yunmenglong from time to time. In class one morning, yunmenglong won almost everyone's heart in the class. There are almost all exceptions, of course. One of them is Jin Bingying, which is well known. There is also a girl who is unique in the world. Yunmenglong heard her name is Tan Weiwei, It is said to be tan Yaoxi's daughter. Thinking of the mayor of Yunhai, yunmenglong said: "I haven't had two drinks with that old fox for a long time. It's time to give some gifts to my future father-in-law. Should Tan Weiwei accept it well?

Both men and women are somewhat cheap. The more she doesn't dump you, the more you want to seduce her. The same is true for women. So it's both men and women to scold.

Another boy didn't dump yunmenglong very much. It is said that the boy has always been very low-key and introverted. After two years of college, few people heard him speak. At one time, people suspected him to be mute. But when the teacher called the roll, he would reply that yunmenglong only knew his name was Wang Haipeng. With yunmenglong's insight, we can see that the boy is not in the pool. He is very calm and calm Introverted. Well, it should be great for such a person to be a subordinate, but it takes some effort to make him work for himself. Qianlima is not so easy to train.

Lunch was eaten in the school canteen. Yunmenglong was very excited to see thousands of students eating together. He said with emotion: "thousands of people eating together, what a spectacular scene!"

The only thing that annoys me is that the rice salesmen who sell rice are all crooked and split dates. They also look like balsam pear whose father died. In addition, the poet owes him 300 yuan. They really don't beat as much as they do. They have to queue up to buy rice. Yunmenglong is the creator of the lower order in Haiti. The Mafia Pope eats at school and gets dizzy with a group of little children He couldn't find the north, which made him lose face. But yunmenglong enjoyed it. He could see at a glance which window the girl in line was the most beautiful. Then he quickly crowded behind the little girl. While squeezing the little girl, he took the opportunity to wipe the oil and eat the beautiful tofu, shouting, "don't squeeze, it's so crowded." When the little girl in front looks back at Yunmeng dragon, Yunmeng dragon will always offer a charming smile and innocent expression. Yunmeng dragon will pinch the little girl's little ass in front from time to time and feel great: "sure enough, it's a smooth, greasy, elastic, young and energetic little ass, and a very upturned top-grade little ass..." Yunmeng wolf marveled.

Liang Xiaotong and Xue Piao, two beautiful women, of course, just wait to eat. Originally, Sanyan wanted to buy rice for yunmenglong. Who knows that yunmenglong won't let him die. The meaning of the so-called hooligans is not rice, but between beautiful women.

Yunmenglong has seen the food in this university. Fried meat is the same as boiled food. There is no oil or water at all. Braised meat is the same as dry fried food. It is not red at all. There are few shredded meat except carrots, cucumbers and fungus. You can find one shredded meat by turning over a plate of shredded meat. You can hit the head by buying Liuhe lottery I won the prize. The students complained, but they still ate these things. After eating, yunmenglong decided to bring his own cook next time, or he could cook himself. He is a rogue God of food.

Yunmenglong doesn't have a dormitory, but he has his own office. Lu Jiayao, the guide, is about to become a logistics personnel. Yunmenglong strongly requests that a bed be added to the office because he can rest when he is tired. Lu Jia Yao reluctantly satisfied yunmenglong's unreasonable request, because Shi Yuanfeng, the teaching director, said: "miss longmengyun gave us 10 million. Should we take good care of her people?"

Lu Jia Yao sighed and equipped yunmenglong with bedding. After moving the bed, Lu Jiayao ran his naughty hair behind his ears. That action hit Yun Menglong in an instant. He was so lazy and amorous. In fact, sometimes, women's casual actions are the most charming.

Yun Menglong handed Lu Jiayao a towel and said softly, "wipe your sweat. It's hard for you, Yao Yao."

When Lu Jiayao took the towel, yunmenglong deliberately pinched her little white hand. Lu Jia Yao Jiao's body trembled. She looked at yunmenglong angrily: "classmate yunmenglong, I'm your guide. You should respect me. You can't call me Yao Yao."

Yun Menglong took a step forward and pulled Lu Jiayao over while Lu Jiayao wasn't paying attention. Lu Jia Yao's "ah" exclaimed, and she had fallen into the arms of Yunmeng dragon. A strong masculine smell came to her face. The good smell of Yunmeng dragon made Lu Jia Yao Jiao's body a little sour and soft, and her eyes were covered with a layer of fog. Yunmenglong encircled her bee waist and said in Lu Jia Yao's ear in a low voice, "don't forget, I'm your student and your colleague at the same time!"

Lu Jiayao can't refute this. Yunmenglong's arms are slowly tightened. Lu Jiayao's graceful curve yunmenglong feels so real. Lu Jiayao's breathing was a little cramped. I don't know whether yunmenglong held her too tightly and made her breathe hard, or whether she was panting because she was confused.

"However," yunmenglong gently licked Lu Jia Yao's round and crystal small ear beads, and Lu Jia Yao's delicate body trembled involuntarily. "Mr. Lu, my dear Yao, I think it's more exciting for me to chase you as a student. Do you think so, Mr. Lu, Lao, Shi." yunmenglong deliberately bit the last word "Mr. Lu" very hard.

Lu Jiayao had a strange feeling. Yunmenglong's hands on her pink back, his casual touch on her hips, and the heat he intentionally or unintentionally blew into her small ears made her feel hot and dry, as if all cells were ignited in an instant, and the fire was general, hysterical!

Yunmenglong saw that Lu Jiayao's small ears became crystal clear, his ears were red and his heart laughed.

"No... not..." Lu Jiayao stammered.

"What's not it?" asked yunmenglong. His mouth began to move along Lu Jiayao's ears, gently nibbled at Lu Jiayao's delicate skin, gently brushed her pink face, and then slowly covered Lu Jiayao's fragrant lips

Lu Jia Yao's brain was full of lightning and thunder. His mind was blank. There was only yunmenglong's crystal clear eyes.

"No... No." she refused, but she couldn't hide the kiss of Yunmeng dragon.

"Bang!" the door was pushed open at this time, and Liang Xiaotong and Xue Piao, who were guided by Sanyan, came back from visiting Qianlong college. They looked at yunmenglong and Lu Jiayao, who were holding together, and were stunned.

Lu Jiayao recovered her reason by the sound of the glottal. Her delicate body was shocked, and she found that yunmenglong wanted to kiss her. She pushed Yunmeng dragon away with the force of conditioned reflex. She was very feminine. She slapped Yunmeng dragon in the face. Then, tears like walking beads sprinkled in the air. Lu Jiayao held his face in both hands and grabbed the door.

"Pa!"

The light sound was still spreading in the air for a long time. Yun Menglong stroked his face, which was stroked by Lu Jiayao's little hand, and smiled bitterly.

"What were you doing just now?" after the three people looked at each other for a long time, Xue Piao mm asked yunmenglong.