Chapter 526

Yunmenglong didn't feel much after hearing this. He had been shocked several times and didn't have the strength to be shocked again. First, Lu Dajiao, Lu Jiayao's brother, misunderstood his meaning, and sayazi ran away. Then Jin Bingying teased him and said that yunmenglong would promise her three conditions to be his girlfriend. As a result, he didn't expect what the conditions were. Now it's the little beauty in her arms, either shouting to marry him, or banging up to kiss a strong one, and then she's going to have children for him.

Alas, if you were your own child, just slap it to death. It's really a headache. Feng Shui turns around in turn, or one thing falls to one thing. Yunmenglong has always been a headache, because he can't fight, scold and scold. He is clever, sinister, shameless and not an opponent, so he has to have a headache. Now yunmenglong let the 988 year old girl make her head as big as a fight. It's hard to parry.

Yunmenglong scratched his head, and his long eyebrows were about to tie the knot. He mobilized all brain cells to respond to the matter: "well, Qiqi, it's too hasty to get married today. How about another day? Why should I ask your mommy and daddy?"

"Why ask daddy and Mommy? What society is it now? I have the right to marry. The law says that the parents of children's marriage should not interfere." 77 asked yunmenglong.

Although Yun Menglong did not understand the law, he also felt that the law should not stipulate so, so he asked 77: "My little darling, which law says' parents shall not interfere in children's marriage '? The orders of parents and the words of matchmakers have been the same since ancient times. Although we pay attention to the freedom of love now, which family's marriage will not pass the parents' nod? Without parents' nod, marriage will not be happy, or even have no result at all!"

Cheng Qiqi patted his chest and said, "it's stipulated in the new legal canon of Cheng Qiqi. It's about to be published." after that, Cheng Qiqi thought for a moment and said, "let's go to see my father and mother-in-law now. Will you go to see my father-in-law and mother-in-law?"

Yunmenglong was startled and quickly refused: "how can that be?"

On hearing this, the little face immediately collapsed. She wanted to cry and looked up at the angle of 30 degrees. She just looked at the beautiful chin of Yunmeng dragon's arc. Looking up at 30 degrees was the angle of missing. Missing was always hopeless. When she lost her, she couldn't help missing. It was endless. Sadness turned into tears and swirled in her eyes, but she couldn't flow out. Therefore, looking up at 30 degrees was also the angle of not crying.

Qiqi lowered her head and shed tears. She kneaded the corners of her clothes and whispered, "I know you don't love others and will be perfunctory. Mommy is right. Men don't have a good thing. I think brother Menglong is different. Who knows..." The 12-year-old girl said that she was very miserable and said that she was like a deep girl complaining about her wife. Yunmenglong was the rascal and bastard who cheated sex and money. Her crime was unforgivable.

Yunmenglong gritted his teeth and said: "Seven seven good, don't cry. You misunderstood brother Menglong. Brother Menglong said no because I have to go to class now. I'm a teacher. So many students wait. If I don't go, the students will be sad. As an engineer of human soul, I have a responsibility for the souls of these students. If you go to class with me first, after school, I'll go back with you, bring some things and bye Visit, er... Mother-in-law! "Yunmeng paused for a moment and said the three words" mother-in-law "with difficulty.

On hearing this, he burst into tears and said with a smile: "I knew that brother Menglong is the best. Brother Menglong is unique. He is the best and best man in the world."

Yunmenglong cried and laughed: "who said that brother Menglong was also not a good thing?"

Qiqi raised his eyes and looked up at the sky. He tooted his mouth, tilted his small head and pretended to think for a while: "is there something like this? How can I not know. Who said that brother Menglong should really beat his ass."

Yunmenglong smiled and gently hit a note on Qiqi's little ass. the start was very greasy and elastic. He was twelve years old, like a flower.

Qiqi pursed her mouth, nibbled her shell teeth, and looked at Yunmeng dragon with her eyes like spring water. Yunmeng dragon's scalp was numb for a moment. Such a charming and charming expression can really make men crazy. Qiqi, a 12-year-old girl, how could it be?

"What's the matter, Qiqi?" yunmenglong asked as if nothing had happened.

"Mommy used to look like this when daddy hit mommy's ass." 77 returned to normal and said innocently.

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"Students, I haven't seen you for a long time. I miss you so much!" Yun Menglong stood on the podium, learning from the opening remarks of a comedian in the Spring Festival Gala that haven't changed for years, and said to the packed students.

"We miss you too, Mr. Yun." the students below shouted loudly, and some knocked on the table, played chairs and whistled, trying to liven up the atmosphere.

Yunmenglong raised his hands and immediately calmed down. Yunmenglong looked around at the crowd and saw that there were many more people. Well, in fact, as long as he was not blind, everyone could see that there were more people. When did the class of college students have a full seat? It's common for College Students to skip classes. If they didn't escape one day, they were really terrified and thought they had fallen, Don't skip class.

"There are a lot of people today? I'm flattered. It's my honor for you to come to my class. During my absence, thank my brother Zhou Yihong for lecturing for you. Of course, we may not like what this illiterate tells us. It's really helpless for him to mislead people's children. Can't I let residual blood? The boy is straight eyed when he sees beautiful women. Beautiful women in our class But there are too many bars. It's estimated that he's drooling and giggling in a daze. It's more realistic for you to let him recite poetry, give him a diaper and put it under his mouth. " Yunmenglong observed the reaction of the students below and saw that everyone was laughing. Yunmenglong felt much more relieved. Well, today, he just thought about coming, didn't prepare lessons, didn't know what to say, and couldn't be cold. He had to first follow the principle of "brothers are used to sell", make a harmless joke with Xiao Zhouzi and pork Rong, and mobilize his brain to think about what to do for everyone Talk about something.

In fact, a teacher has a good way to waste time. It's better to hide your ugliness than to make a fool of yourself. If you don't prepare lessons well and don't know what to say, you'd better ask questions. When asking students, you can show your erudition. If students can't say well, you can give advice to let students understand and worship teachers at the same time. If you know more, you'll talk more, and if you know less, you'll be unpredictable. In fact, being a teacher also has a lot of knowledge.

"Three eyes," said Yun Menglong. Seeing that three eyes looked back at the little beauty sitting among the three beauties from time to time, he called his name.

The three eyes were excited and stood up: "the three eyes are here. What's the boss's command?" seeing yunmenglong turn his eyes, the three eyes came back and corrected: "what can I ask Mr. Yun?"

Yun Menglong really wants to kick the boy. How cunning and clever he is at ordinary times. How can he see a beautiful woman? "What can I ask Mr. Yun about?" ask you for some wool.

Yunmenglong looked at three eyes with a smile: "three eyes, please, teacher. Can you recite Yan Jidao's words for everyone? If you say you can't, you'll commit suicide. After the teacher taught you for so long, you can't even know the first word."

Sanyan'er likes to listen to people's privacy. He knows a few words. They are all legendary pornographic words. It's easy to understand, but can't recite them? Yunmenglong has taught Ci, but most of them are Liu Yong, Su Shi, Li Qingzhao and Yan Jidao. I haven't heard of them, but Infernal Affairs knows.

Three eyes closed their eyes and went out of their way. If they didn't carry it, they might be saved. He touched his chin and said, "teacher Yun, can I carry Qinyuan spring?"

Hearing this, Yun Menglong said, hey, this boy has grown up and will carry Qinyuan spring. So he waved and said, "well, carry it. Qinyuan spring is OK. Are you carrying Xin Qiji's Qinyuan spring, Su Dongpo's Qinyuan spring, or Mao Zedong's Qinyuan spring?"

Three eyes shook his head: "I don't know who wrote it. It shouldn't be the novel chicken, the quick-frozen woman and Mao Zedong." he was quite nervous when he spoke.

Yunmenglong was surprised. He also wanted to know what Qinyuanchun the boy could recite. He urged, "what are you doing? Be your own little daughter-in-law. Recite it quickly."

Three eyes said: "anyway, you let me carry it. Don't blame me."

"There are so many ways to have sex,

Make countless men tired and broken waist.

Grass up and down,

**Surging,

Want to play with a fierce man.

A generation of Tianjiao,

And blow the flute,

The wind makes you bend in the morning.

We all go on, counting the celebrities, working all night. "Three eyes, head wagging and tail wagging back, I feel that I still have more meaning.

Yunmenglong:

All students:

"Miss Yun, I'm finished reciting." three eyes looked at yunmenglong. The expression on yunmenglong's face at this time was absolutely incomprehensible.

Yunmenglong was stunned and said angrily, "who the fuck wrote this? You can recite other things besides this pornographic song?" this is just yunmenglong's scene words. In fact, the bottom of your heart still praises this word.

Three eyes saw the boss get angry and immediately nodded and said, "I can recite divination operators."

As soon as yunmenglong heard this, he had to give three eyes a chance, so he waved his big hand: "back!"

Three eyes cleared their throat and recited:

"Smile and welcome the beauty home,

Drunk eyes look forward to.

When it's time to be distracted,

Embrace her in her arms. Embrace is not greedy, only make trouble in bed,

When she was exhausted, she said, "I want more!"

Yun Menglong's hatred, how did he accept such an idiot younger brother? Isn't this still fucking obscenity?

"Three eyes, what do you mean by the divination operator you recite? Explain it to the students." Yun Menglong held back his anger and asked with a smile.

Three eyes simply shook their heads: "I don't know."

Yunmenglong scolded in his heart: the boy's acting skills are good. The ignorant are fearless. In addition, those who don't know are not to blame. I can't blame him.

Yunmenglong's amiable Chunchun taught three eyes: "Three eyes, the two words you recited just now are obscene words changed by modern people. The original good word brand has changed in your mouth. Qinyuanchun comes from the early Tang Dynasty and comes from the Hou clan. In more than a thousand years, Xin Qiji, Su Shi and great contemporary leaders have done the best in this word brand. My favorite is Su Shi's Qinyuanchun." Speaking of this, he began to sing:“

Love is like a chain, hate is like running water, and even rest.

Don't be surprised, Shen Lang is easy to thin;

Don't be surprised, pan sideburns worry first.

It is always difficult to forbid. Many demons are difficult. Good things teach people not to be free.

Empty memory, happy before reading, will be long after reading.

Stare. Regret upstairs. Abuse causes new worries and suppresses old ones.

Write to CAIJIAN again, Acacia word,

Sealed volumes and sealed books.

Anticipating Iraq's behavior, he always looked at it, looked at it once and received tears.

You must know that such a disease has two hearts. "

Yunmeng Longyin poetry is quite natural and unrestrained. The words are round and jade, like a falling jade plate. Every sentence, he reflects his feelings on his face. A pair of blue eyes can speak, telling Acacia, love and separation. It was very moving. A pair of smart eyes on Jun's face and two plump lips moved gently, silent and sad.

The crowd infected his mood and couldn't help feeling a little sad. Everyone has an unknown past. Sadness entangles twists and turns in his heart and is terminally ill, but outside, he still laughs loudly and strides.

Yunmenglong sighed: "Frankly speaking, Su Shi's poem is not mature, but there is a shadow of Liu Yong in it. Su Shi's poetry has always been magnificent. This graceful and restrained is a tribute to Liu Yong, and also tells the world that he also has romantic feelings. Liu Yong's life is also difficult to write works like Su Shi and Xin Qiji. That's because of his mood, flowers, smoke and willows, and jade soft The bed, no matter how hard it is like steel, has already turned into gurgling water. Besides, Liu yongben is a romantic talent. "Yun Menglong asked his three eyes to sit down and said," it's no wonder that he doesn't know. Although his three eyes have a high IQ, they are no different from idiots in literature. I was surprised to be able to recite two, er, obscene words. In other words, those two finishing touches are good. " Yunmenglong smiled and said, "who can tell me what it means to suffer beauty's kindness most?"

Just then, bang bang knocked on the door. Yunmenglong went to open the door. A man like an iron tower hugged another man like an iron tower. Both of them seemed to have been robbed. They were ashen, but they had a smile on their faces, which was very sweet.

Yunmenglong was stunned: "tiger, this is..."