Chapter 631

Too white Venus doesn't know whether menopause is too severe, or he always talks too much nonsense and likes to tease sulky. He is ruddy like a child's face with a mysterious smile. Remember to eat or not, and ask, "guess?"

Yunmenglong despised the most gossip and wordy old fairy in the legend, and showed his unique treacherous and sinister smile: "I said it's too white. Do you think your beard will be pulled out and your hair and eyebrows shaved like a white gourd?"

Too white Venus trembled with fear. He quickly smiled and said: "Hehe, I'm teasing you. Why are you so serious? Young people don't have any patience at all. I'll tell you. This pill is a wonderful spirit pill of taishanglaojun brand. No matter what wound, just roll it on it or take one, it will take effect immediately, and the effect is obvious. You saw my demonstration just now. Isn't it very powerful?"

Yunmenglong nodded perfunctorily and said that it was really powerful. He wondered whether the elixir could save his life and resist the dark destructive power of magic robbery. If so, he could revive smoothly. Thinking of this, yunmenglong's eyes at Taibai Venus became very gentle and licentious. The spring wind was as soft and the drizzle was as pleasant, but in Taibai Venus's eyes, the eyes were really scary, He hurriedly pulled his hand close to his sleeve, looked at yunmenglong vigilantly, took three steps backward and asked, "why do you look at me with such eyes?"

Yunmenglong raised his eyebrows and gave Taibai Venus a wink. Taibai Venus got goose bumps one after another. He smiled and said, "is it licentious?"

Taibai Venus nodded to agree with Yunmeng dragon and said, "it's too licentious. It's the first licentious person in the three realms since ancient times."

"I'm flattered. Brother Xing, how many magic elixirs do you have? Yunmenglong took a step forward and just stretched out his hand.

Taibai Jinxing regards the elixir as the root of his life. He can't see the greed in Yunmeng dragon's eyes. He is an old and refined God. He can have an unshakable position in front of the Jade Emperor for tens of thousands of years. It's lucky that he got it from both sides between the old adulterous God of the Jade Emperor and the old slut of the queen mother. He has the ability to observe words and colors. He's very good. He's a little weak I regret that I was so elated and said the beauty of the elixir just now. I forgot that I saw him in the underground. He wanted the elixir to save people. Now it seems that the person to save is himself!

"Why do you ask this?" Taibai Venus was like a full bow, nervous to death.

Yunmenglong smiled and comforted Taibai Jinxing: "good, Xiaoxing, Xiaojin, don't be afraid. Relax. I'm just asking. If you don't want to answer, I won't force you."

Yunmenglong didn't believe what he said, let alone the aged and refined Taibai Venus. Yunmenglong continued: "you said the golden elixir so miraculously, didn't you? You must be dead when you came to the underground. You were sent to the underground by the Jade Emperor. You said, did you peek at the queen's wife taking a bath or have an affair with her?"

"Bah, bah, bah, there are no taboos. If the queen mother and the Jade Emperor know that you have said such treacherous words, you will die. But you really despise me. I'm too white. I'm not an idiot. The Queen Mother's wife is fat and ugly. What's the meaning of peeking at her bath? Those fairies are more attractive. They are pink and tender, especially the fairies of Chang'e, Closing the moon and shame the flowers... "

Taibai Jinxing saw yunmenglong's malicious smile and cried bad. He knew he had made a mistake and coughed to answer another question of yunmenglong: "This pill was made on September 81 by quenching hundreds of fairy grass and birds in the alchemy furnace. Don't underestimate this 81 day. Don't forget that one day in the fairy world, three years on the earth. Forget it, it's more than 250 years. It's the exclusive collection of the great old gentleman. He has fallen in love with 50 of them, including 10 of the queen mother, 10 of the Jade Emperor, 10 of the Chang'e fairy, and himself There are ten, and there are ten here. If we hadn't had a good relationship, we wouldn't have. You don't know that Lao Jun is very stingy. In addition, I have something important to come to the underground. I'm not dead. I'm an immortal. How can I die? To take a step back, even if I die, I won't go to the underground. "

"It turns out that this elixir is so good. I wonder if brother Xing is willing to borrow ten or eight to save my little brother's life?"

Taibai Venus was startled: "ten eight? Are you kidding? I only have ten in total. I have just eaten one. Where are ten more?"

Yunmenglong took out the new Nokia N95 mobile phone, first took a picture of the legendary Taibai Venus, smiled and said, "don't worry, although yunmenglong likes to joke, how dare I joke with immortals? What I said is true. You don't have ten? It doesn't matter. Just give nine. How, give it or not, old man?"

Taibai Jinxing was a little angry. He was teased by the monkey king. Now it's more excessive. What's the difference between asking for a fairy pill and looting? How can such a valuable thing be easily given to people, let alone ten, even one should be distressed to death.

He looked straight and said, "I'm an immortal anyway. If you want me to give it, isn't that too shameless?"

"Oh, the immortal is great? You don't give it, do you? Then I'll go to the Jade Emperor and accuse you of slandering his wife. How do you die?" yunmenglong sneered.

Taibai Jinxing was frightened in his heart and his appearance remained unchanged. He shook his head and said, "how can you go to heaven as a human being? Besides, even if you go to the fairyland, how can the Jade Emperor believe you? This is a legal society, and the heaven is also a legal fairyland. Everything tells evidence."

Yunmenglong smiled and said nothing. He pressed twice on his mobile phone. There was a clear voice of Taibai Venus: "You really look down on me. I'm too white. I'm not an idiot. The Queen Mother's wife is fat and ugly. What's the meaning of peeking at her bath? Or are those fairies more attractive? They are pink and tender, especially Chang'e fairies, who are beautiful and shy in the closed moon..."

Yunmenglong pressed his mobile phone and the playback ended. He looked at the white Venus and said with a smile, "you can keep silent, but what you said will be used as evidence in court. How about brother Xing, give it or not?"

Taibai Jinxing is stunned. Although he is an immortal, he is a traditional immortal. He is not very familiar with the new thing of mobile phone. He also knows that mobile phone can talk over a long distance, but he doesn't know that mobile phone can also record. He doesn't know that Yunmeng dragon will lead him to say such treacherous words against the Jade Emperor and the queen mother. Now he holds the handle in the hands of others, What else could he do? Thinking of this, Taibai Jinxing glared at Yunmeng dragon, threw the bottle of pill to Yunmeng dragon and said, "you're cruel. You dare to blackmail the gods, but I just checked your situation. Even if you take these nine pills, you're lack of rebirth."

Yun Menglong took the bottle containing the elixir and poured out the elixir. The elixir was radiant and fragrant, making people happy. He praised it in his heart: "It's really a fairy elixir. It's really different. It seems that I have to improve the alchemy process. The alchemy technology is still not proficient enough. Even Ge Hong can't practice this kind of pill. It should be said that the old ancestor of alchemy is Ge Hong, but the best one is Taishang Laojun." hearing Taibai Jinxing's words, yunmenglong's happy mood disappeared again.

As soon as he reached out and grabbed Taibai Venus' beard, he pulled him to him, looked down at Taibai and said coldly, "what are you talking about?"