Chapter 657

"Hey, monkey, this golden cudgel is really powerful." Yun Menglong praised Erlang, who was lying on the ground.

The penguin stared at the polar bear and asked yunmenglong, "why did you knock him out? Didn't you say you wouldn't bully the three eyed boy together?"

"Do you want to eat Xiaotian dog?" yunmenglong asked the monkey king without answering.

The monkey king looked at the howling dog. The dog has always been arrogant and domineering. The dog relies on God's power. Now he curls up and shivers. How pitiful he looks. The monkey king can't bear it. But I remembered that it was this broken dog that chased after him and bit his ass, and my anger ran up again.

"Yes, it looks delicious." the monkey king swallowed.

"Do you think if we don't knock Erlang out, we will have a chance to eat Xiaotian dog? With his character, Erlang will certainly haunt us. Erlang is not a vegetarian. Although brother monkey has great powers, it's not so easy to kill him. Why should we waste time fighting with these three eyed children? It's so easy for me to solve it, otherwise I'm afraid we'll have to be hungry, so it's not easy It's cool. "Yun Menglong said this for a while, then approached Erlang God and said mysteriously," I have another good news to tell you. Erlang God is the nephew of the Jade Emperor. We'll do him. The Jade Emperor will investigate him. I'm afraid that good thing will be empty. "

"I've never paid attention to the Jade Emperor. What? Does that have anything to do with the Jade Emperor? He won't agree to our request?" Sun Wukong's eyes turned and guessed for eight or nine times.

Although he was just a monkey, he was born in heaven and earth. His aura was powerful. Otherwise, he would not stand out. He was selected by Bodhi and trained in the Sanxing cave. If it hadn't been for the master to learn skills, how could the monkey king make a big fuss in the future, and the sky would be red all over the three realms. Of course, he wouldn't have been shaken by the Tathagata Buddha and pressed under the Wuzhi Mountain for 2000 years.

Every drink and Peck is doomed by God. When God makes the monkey king invincible, he will also be subdued by the Tathagata Buddha.

This is the law of nature. One thing falls to one thing. No one is truly invincible!

Yunmenglong clapped his hands and laughed. He thumbed up and said, "brother monkey is really smart. He won the first guess."

Monkey King is a monkey of temperament. He doesn't know what modesty is. He said proudly: "Yes, of course I'm smart, but it's useless. The Jade Emperor is famous for being afraid of his wife. He promised to have a fart, and only with the consent of the old witch of the queen mother, but let the Queen Mother promise me to make a mess in the fairy world, pinch her neck in her hand and torture her carefully, or the sun strolls out from the West." When Sun Wukong said these words, it was obvious that he knew the queen mother very well.

Yunmenglong shook his head with a smile: "brother monkey, don't bother. The sun has come out from the West. The queen mother has agreed to let you marry Zixia. The dowry is flat peach garden."

Monkey king looked at Yunmeng dragon incredulously and said happily, "what you said is true?"

Yunmenglong nodded: "nature is true, and it's the invincible truth of the super thunderbolt in the universe, so we can't solve Erlang God. If you pull out his third eye and take nude photos of him, and the Jade Emperor knows that it's going to cause a bloody storm again, why should we bother? It's better to knock Ya out directly. Everything will be easy."

"It's incredible. How could the queen mother and the old witch promise? Wait, when did I say I was going to marry Zixia?" Monkey King's monkey face turned red like sunset glow.

Yunmenglong said with a smile: "Brother monkey is not young, and he should have a home. You see, I have a lot of wives and concubines. You don't have a woman. How nice to be a brother. Of course, I use my good tongue to tell the truth to the queen mother, analyze the current situation, and finally let her compromise. Therefore, we can't hurt Erlang God. If you and Erlang God fight again, I'm afraid the fairy world will know, I patted my chest and said, "you will never fight and make trouble casually again. Won't you make it difficult for your brother?"

Sun Wukong is a man of great righteousness. He said seriously, "don't worry, since my brother promised the Jade Emperor and the queen mother and the old witch, of course sun won't fight again, but will our roaring dog eat?"

Yun Menglong looked at Xiaotian dog and his mouth was full of saliva. If he hadn't swallowed it in time, I'm afraid his saliva would flow out again. He pondered: "Eat, why not? I'll always think about it if I don't eat such a big black dog for the first time. Anyway, the Jade Emperor won't fight with us because of a roaring dog. As for Erlang God, hey hey, brother monkey, can you restore him to his original state?"

Monkey King nodded and said, "little fun." then he blew a breath at the polar bear Erlang God, and Erlang God returned to his original appearance.

"Is there any strong rope or something? Let's tie up Erlang God, otherwise we won't be happy to eat dog meat. This guy must make trouble." yunmenglong thought very thoughtful.

The monkey king turned a tiny hair into a huge rope, and then tied Erlang God tightly. It's like a mummy. He doesn't know the jade emperor when he comes. This man is his nephew. Besides, the Jade Emperor won't come. He's flirting with the enchanting people in the world.

Sun Wukong carried Erlang God and Yunmeng dragon carried Xiaotian dog. Taibai Jinxing shook his head and sighed and followed them back to Taibai's residence.

Yunmenglong said to monkey king, "monkey brother, take this mobile phone to take nude photos of Erlang God first. He is also a famous immortal. We ate his Xiaotian dog and he must take revenge or complain. Then we will take nude photos of him to threaten him. If we have a handle, we won't be afraid of his arrogance.

"Lao Bai, you get the materials, I want..." Yun Menglong said a pile of materials for roast dog meat.

"There are no such things in the fairyland." Taibai Venus said sadly.

"Come down to earth, you can't buy in the world. You're stupid. Buy more." yunmenglong was rude to the old man. The boy never respected the old and loved the young anyway.

Too white Venus has no way. Who can be caught by this hooligan? Besides, as the sworn brother of the great sage of Qi Tian, he can't afford to offend, so there is only one way, that is to go down to earth to buy oil, salt, soy sauce and vinegar

Yunmenglong carried Xiaotian dog to the backyard and started his barbecue plan. In fact, he brought all the materials, just spent Taibai Jinxing, and then he roasted dog meat alone.

"Son, come out to dad and roast dog meat." Yun Menglong took out his heaven and earth bag and called affectionately.

After a while, a huge head came out, but it was not the unicorn, but the dragon head.

"Xiao Hei, Xiao Qi, why did you come out? Your fire is too overqualified to roast dog meat. You can roast the dog to ashes by spitting out a fire. Let Xiao Qi come." Yun Menglong was stunned when he saw the black dragon, and then coaxed it with a smile.

The black dragon rolled his eyes and said, "Xiao Qi is angry. He says you don't hurt him. You don't play with him at ordinary times. You think of him only when you roast dog meat."

Yunmenglong has a headache. I don't know when Xiao Qi has such a small temper. It's estimated that she learned from yunmiaomiao. Yunmenglong is sad to think of yunmiaomiao. She has become so beautiful that she is the most beautiful of all his women. However, because she is too perfect, yunmenglong has a small heart and wings. Moreover, she is so simple. Yunmenglong will feel despicable if she deceives her and uses her, So yunmenglong deliberately ignored her existence.

"Yun Qi, if you don't come out again, I'll break the father son relationship with you." Yun Meng's Dragon frowned and roared at the heaven and earth bag.

"Whoosh!"

Yunqi is very dependent on yunmenglong. Yunmenglong is the first living creature he saw in his life. He regards yunmenglong as his father. Now he will be angry if he wants to break the father son relationship with it.

Yun Miaomiao and Yun Wangwang despised Qilin who had just vowed not to go out: "no righteousness, shame, words don't count..." but Yun Qi couldn't hear a word.

"Dad, Xiao Qi knows he's wrong. You can't stop me. Will you forgive me?" the golden and powerful beast Qilin begged yunmenglong carefully.

"Hehe, silly boy, dad is not willing to be angry with you. You understand him a lot. Dad is busy. You think I don't want to play with you. Dad's life doesn't know how to live. Come on, roast dog meat. Bake better. This is the best way for your father to take over the fairyland." yunmenglong jumped onto Qilin's back and caressed his brain bag.

Yunqi is relieved to hear yunmenglong say so. Yunmenglong has entrusted it with an important task. Of course, he is very happy.

Qilin first danced a drunken tango with yunmenglong, and then said to yunmenglong, "don't worry, Dad, I'll roast the most delicious dog meat in the world and greedy for the bastards in the fairy world." it's worthy of being yunmenglong's son and infected with his hooliganism.

"Hahaha, good son, let our father and son be united, and their profits break the gold." yunmenglong laughed with relief. He thought of his own son, shihuaitian. He didn't know whether he would recognize him in his lifetime and let him call dad willingly.

I don't want to.

Yunmenglong skillfully opened the belly of the dog, took out all the garbage inside, and then plucked the big black dog. Finally, the big black dog became a naked red and white dog.

Yunmenglong put the big black dog in the air and controlled it with his internal force to make it rotate at a uniform speed in the air. Yunqi and yunmenglong cooperated with each other, opened their mouth and spit out the right flame. Soon, the whole dog was roasted outside and inside tender, golden in color, nourishing and oily, and full of fragrance.

Yunmenglong sniffed the smell that had been violated for a long time. He couldn't wait. He prepared the materials and put them into the dog's body. He used his internal force to crisp the bones. Now the dog has long lost its original style.

The fragrance floated all over the courtyard and out of the high wall. A passing fairy just smelled it. He tried to smell it with his nose and said to himself, "what's Venus doing, so fragrant?"

The monkey king came along with the fragrance. Yunmenglong earlier let Kirin return to the heaven and earth bag. Seeing yunmenglong's later work, the monkey king saw the dog with excellent appearance and better taste. The vegetarian Monkey King began to move his fingers.

"Wow, it smells good. Is it OK? Can you eat it now?" the monkey king rubbed his furry hands and couldn't wait to say.

Yunmenglong pulled off a dog leg and threw it to the monkey king. He said with a smile, "it's ready. Brother monkey, how about trying my craft? By the way, brother monkey, did you take a picture of Erlang God? Where is he now? Has he been tied up again?"

Monkey King took the dog's leg and didn't have time to talk to yunmenglong. He first bit a big mouth and said: "Wow, it's delicious. It's really delicious. I've never eaten anything so delicious. That's why the Queen Mother's flat peach banquet was thousands of miles worse than that. Brother, you'll have to barbecue me every day. Oh, it's delicious. Er, by the way, I've taken photos of Erlang God. He's wearing pants now. I didn't tie him. Now it's done, and Xiaotian dogs are dead After being roasted and eaten, what else can he do? "Monkey king didn't take Erlang God seriously at all.

"Xiao Tian, Xiao Tian!" just then, a handsome figure ran in. He looked at the roasted big black dog and shouted.

Unfortunately, Xiaotian dog is ripe, and one dog leg has been eaten by the monkey king. It is impossible to answer Erlang God.

"By the way, handsome boy, the dog meat is delicious. Would you like a piece?" Yun Menglong generously broke off a large piece of dog meat and handed it to Erlang Shinto.