Chapter 667

Yunmenglong sees the Jade Emperor like this. Although he doesn't know who told him, he has a clear conscience. Chang'e is not his wife. It's normal for him to be angry if he wears a green hat. Yunmenglong is also guilty, but it's not the case now. Chang'e and the jade emperor have no ambiguity at all. It's right for the Jade Emperor to pursue for so many years, But they didn't promise him anything, let alone kiss Chang'e, even if they put her on, how can they be questioned by the Jade Emperor.

Yunmeng dragon is not afraid of heaven and earth. Let alone the Jade Emperor, it is the Tathagata Buddha who has come, and so on. But then again, it's not wise to offend the Jade Emperor. If he loses the help of the fairyland in the future, his Yunmeng dragon victory will be greatly reduced.

Thinking of this, yunmenglong said humbly: "Sue? What do you sue me? Have a private meeting with Chang'e, or take advantage of Chang'e? Or is it because he is jealous of me and that Chang'e will be so close to me?"

The Jade Emperor didn't expect yunmenglong to be so bold. There was no sense of fear on his face. Although the Jade Emperor was cowardly, he was dignified. He should still be quite deterrent, but yunmenglong

"You are just an incomplete body. Your soul has been lost. Chang'e is a fairy. You are so unreasonable and discordant." the Jade Emperor was slightly annoyed.

"Ha ha," yunmenglong smiled at the words of the Jade Emperor. Anyone could see the mockery on his lips. He cautiously looked at the Jade Emperor and said slowly: "What is reason? Reason is the rule of the strong? Love is regardless of high and low. At least for yunmenglong, love is a magnificent thing. If you like a person, whether she is a ghost, a demon or an immortal, do you think my incomplete body is not worthy of Chang'e? Do you think Chang'e thinks so? I know the Jade Emperor likes Chang'e, but king Xiang is interested in it However, the goddess has no intention and can't force her feelings. Does the Jade Emperor think so? "

For tens of thousands of years, no one has ever talked to him in such a mocking tone. Yunmenglong is the first. Sun Wukong doesn't pay attention to him, but he won't say it in this tone.

The Jade Emperor's eyes were full of strong anger. He clenched his fist and said, "Yunmeng dragon, you are too presumptuous!"

Yunmeng dragon turned over and sighed. The sigh was like sad autumn water and a touch of coolness. His figure was full of bleak loneliness. His voice reached the ears of the Jade Emperor: "I'm just stating the facts, not disrespectful to the Jade Emperor. If the Jade Emperor is someone of Chang'e, you have a reason to be angry, but is she? To be exact, Chang'e is just the Jade Emperor's wishful wish that she is someone of you, that is to say, you don't have any restriction and ownership. Frankly, do you really like Chang'e?"

The Jade Emperor blurted out, "of course."

Yunmenglong nodded: "well, the Jade Emperor is a real man and promised happily." yunmenglong gave a thumbs up. Indeed, the Jade Emperor is willing to clearly admit that he likes a person. This is explosive news. If it is spread, there will be another super gossip in the fairy world, and the queen mother, as the original wife, will not be crazy for a long time.

Yun Menglong continued to ask, "can the Jade Emperor talk about your opinions on love?"

The Jade Emperor found that he couldn't really get angry in the face of yunmenglong. Although he was angry, he couldn't get the idea of killing yunmenglong. At the same time, yunmenglong's problem also made him fall into meditation.

"Like, like a person is to be with her and give her happiness and wealth." the Jade Emperor thought.

Yunmenglong shook his head and smiled. Looking back at the Jade Emperor, he couldn't help feeling that he was a little cute. Yunmenglong's smile narrowed the distance between the two people, and the smell of gunpowder between the two people was much lighter.

"Hehe, what you said is that both sides like each other at the same time. Naturally, they can stay together, but what if it's unilateral? If you fall in love with someone who doesn't love you, the only thing you can do is to hope that she can be happy. No matter who she is with, as long as she can be happy. Of course, the premise is that no matter how hard you work, you will be sincere and exhausted , you can't make the other party like it. In such a situation, you can't rape the body of others first and then the soul of others? At this time, the only thing you can do is fold off your wings and let you fly. "Yunmeng longdun said for a moment and then said: "In the world, there are two words to describe love. It's like, 'I'm happy to see you laugh for a few days, and I'm sad to see you cry for a few years.' such love is the most profound love. And the Jade Emperor, indulged in the beauty pile I prepared for you, I'm afraid you've forgotten Chang'e long ago. Dare you say that such love is real love?"

The Jade Emperor remained silent, pondered for a long time, and thought that he had been chasing Chang'e for tens of thousands of years, which seemed to have become a habit. It was not that Chang'e was so beautiful and there were so many beautiful fairies. Why did he just chase Chang'e? Because Chang'e was a fairy in the Moon Palace and was destined to stay cold all his life. He knew the result long ago, which was a fact that he could not change.

Perhaps it is precisely for this reason that he knows he can't get it, so he goes to pursue it. It's not for possession, but for doing something for his long life. He asks himself, "do I like Chang'e?" he can't give a definite answer in his heart.

Finally, the Jade Emperor shook his head slowly and said, "if I really like her, as you said, how can I easily fall into the pile of fat and powder?"

Yunmenglong smiled. He patted the Jade Emperor on the shoulder and said: "The Jade Emperor, you must be jealous of me, jealous of me. The beauty you can't catch up with for tens of thousands of years was taken care of by me in one night, but I'm also jealous of you. I don't know how to reciprocate. Give me two fairies to play with. The so-called art industry has a specialty. I yunmenglong is born a hooligan. Picking up girls has always been the best of time, place and people. And the Jade Emperor, you are the best of the three worlds Zun, I can't beat it. "

Or is laughter the most infectious? The Jade Emperor was infected by yunmenglong's laughter. His anger was swept away, and he couldn't help hanging a debauchery smile on his face: "ha ha, it's true. Then ask for some tips on picking up girls. Tell me how you got Chang'e mm, who has been indifferent to me for tens of thousands of years, done it overnight."

Yun Menglong smiled and said without modesty: "When it comes to picking up girls, looking at the three realms, I think second, but no one dares to think first. After several years of experience in picking up girls, I have summed up several must kill skills for picking up girls. First, bold, no matter who dares to chase, you have 50% hope of success. Second, careful, women are implicit animals. They just like to cover up, if you are not enough If you can't guess their thoughts carefully, you will be more melancholy, and it's easy to fall in love. Third, you have a thick skin. Chasing a woman can't be cooled. You must persevere, be shameless and chase endlessly, so that she will annoy you and disgust you, but don't give up and continue. In this way, you will succeed sooner or later. Fourth, you must be generous enough to spend money on women , women are vain animals. They all like precious things such as gold, diamonds and pearls. As long as the other party stays on something for three seconds, you can buy it immediately. Article 5 is romantic enough. Women's romantic feelings are very life-threatening. The prerequisite for romance is enough money to create romance and waste. As long as you do the above five, no matter what What woman must be caught. "

After hearing this, the Jade Emperor showed a look of worship on his face and looked at yunmenglong with new eyes. The so-called prostitutes see prostitutes and feel extra close. The Jade Emperor seriously learned the way of picking up girls from yunmenglong.

"After talking so much, you didn't say how you got to Chang'e. I don't understand why you caught the girl I couldn't catch up with for so long." although the Jade Emperor worshipped yunmenglong on picking up girls, he still didn't forget what he wanted to know most.

Yunmenglong blinked his eyes and said, "it's no problem for me to tell you how to get to Chang'e, as long as you tell me who sued me."

The Jade Emperor spread out his hand and said, "well, I tell you, but you must not seek revenge without permission."

Yunmenglong nodded hurriedly, "that's nature. I yunmenglong is not that kind of person." he thought, I don't seek revenge privately. I asked brother monkey to help me.

"Wu Gang." the Jade Emperor said a name unexpected to yunmenglong. In his impression, the brother had been cutting down trees and never left the laurel tree at all.