Chapter 682

After hearing what the monkey king called the visitor, yunmenglong was stunned: the one in front of him was wearing silver armor, riding boots and wearing silver helmets. His facial features were firm and strong. He was clearly the image of a general with heavy soldiers in his hands. Where was the pig Bajie who was greedy, lazy, lewd, sleepy, fat, big ears and big belly described in the journey to the west? If it weren't for the name of Sun Wukong, yunmenglong would never believe it. It seems that he will restore Marshal Tianpeng's true face after returning to heaven. It is said that this guy was beaten down by the Jade Emperor for flirting with Chang'e and was reborn into a pig.

Although yunmenglong and Chang'e are already in love with each other, they still admire the spirit of pig Bajie. Ya is really bold. She knows that the Jade Emperor is chasing Chang'e and dares to put in a stake. Isn't it clear that she is too stubborn to die?

These thoughts flashed through Yunmeng dragon's brain like lightning. The monkey king's Bajie came forward and hugged the monkey king and said, "brother monkey, my old pig wants to die of you. I've divorced Yulan and xiaobajie belongs to her. I don't hear that you were saved by the great saint. Come and see you. I always miss you. Are you okay?"

The monkey king was surprised and said, "shit, isn't it? You and Miss Gao divorced. Why, don't you always want to marry her? Isn't it a pity to give up because she doesn't want to be a clean altar messenger? As for me, don't worry, I'm fine. I've married Zixia. It's all the credit of Menglong," said the monkey king, hugging yunmenglong: "Bajie, this is my sworn brother yunmenglong. Now he is also the great saint of the whole sky. In the future, everyone will be brothers. We will share weal and woe."

Yun Menglong smiled at Zhu Bajie and said, "should I call Marshal Tianpeng as second elder martial brother?"

Pig Bajie laughed a few times. His face suddenly cooled down and said, "it's not funny at all. Do you know why I divorced Yulan?"

Yun Menglong saw that Zhu Bajie suddenly looked like this. Some monks couldn't touch their heads. They had no grievances. Why is this like this? He and his wife are none of my business, and I'm not a third party.

"I really don't know about this problem. I don't think it has anything to do with me. I always disdain to do anything to destroy other people's families." yunmenglong shook his head and his expression soon returned to normal.

Monkey King skillfully grabbed pig Bajie's ear and said, "Bajie, you're not in the head. You're still kicked by a donkey. I just said that everyone will be brothers in the future. Do you talk to brothers like this? Look at you, I'll think you and Menglong are enemies."

Pig Bajie was still as cold as ice when he faced Yunmeng dragon, but when the monkey king pulled, he immediately thawed his expression and begged for mercy: "brother monkey, take it easy. You can listen to me first and then pull it later. Aren't you so indifferent to brotherhood?"

Monkey king let go of pig Bajie, kicked his ass mercilessly and scolded, "don't talk about brotherhood, your uncle, think about your pig brain. When I don't talk about brotherhood, you really make my brother cold."

Pig Bajie a dog ate shit and rushed out. He got up and didn't dare to be angry with monkey king, because it was asking for trouble.

"Brother monkey, will you be the referee first? Let me finish with him." pig Bajie held his hands and begged Monkey King.

Before Sun Wukong answered, yunmenglong said first, "if Marshal Tianpeng has anything, just say it. Brother monkey will listen, and I will listen. If I do something wrong with yunmenglong, I will sincerely apologize and correct my mistakes."

"OK, let me say," a look of nostalgia flashed in pig Bajie's eyes: "When I was in heaven, I had a love affair with Chang'e. it was only because of the intervention of the jade emperor that I ended up unharmed. I couldn't fight the Jade Emperor. I was also beaten down and turned into a disgusting pig demon. I lived alone in the cloud stack cave. At that time, looking up at the stars and looking at the moon every night was all my faith in life. Although I couldn't stay with Chang'e, I just wanted to be alone It's enough to look at her. I have nothing else to ask for and I can't get it. "

Speaking of this, pig Bajie sighed, unspeakable sadness: "I'm sorry for Magnolia. I'm bored. I turned into a man and wandered in the street. As a result, except for the bully, the High Commissioner asked me to go back. He asked his daughter, Gao magnolia, to pour me tea and water. Magnolia is quiet and elegant, has a cool temperament and looks like Chang'e. I can't help it. I know I can't be with Chang'e. I'd better find someone similar to Chang'e there. Am I right Since magnolia, she has been very kind to me for so many years, but I just regard her as a substitute. "

Pig Bajie felt unspeakable pain on his face. He shook his head and said: "The saddest thing about a woman is that she has become a substitute for others. As a good woman like magnolia, I have always regarded her as the shadow of Chang'e. I am an asshole. Over the years, I have not forgotten Chang'e. I think she has not forgotten me. The day before yesterday, there was a news from the fairy world that the newly appointed Qi Tiansheng had an ambiguous relationship with Chang'e fairy, and relevant people saw it They had intimate behavior. I was very angry, drank too much wine and said something I shouldn't have said, which made Yulan very sad. When I woke up, Yulan would divorce me. Originally, we had a happy family and a white and fat son. It was all because of you, "Zhu Bajie said angrily, pointing to Yun Menglong." it was you that broke my wife and children and made me homeless. "

Yun Menglong is depressed. The news of the fairyland spreads really fucking fast. It seems that these immortals are really boring. They are more boring than the three aunts and six women in the world, and their ability to dig people's privacy is better than the paparazzi.

"What did you say that you shouldn't have said? How did I break up your wife and children?" yunmenglong asked calmly, knowing that Zhu Bajie was in a bad mood and not angry.

Zhu Bajie shook his head, obviously regretting it. He sighed heavily and said: "At that time, I took Magnolia's hand and said drunk, 'little Chang, little Chang, you know, I miss you so much. I haven't forgotten you all the time. Would you please don't leave me?' you said, what kind of heartache did a woman feel when she heard these words? Magnolia cried at that time. She didn't cry. Her tears just slipped like broken beads, her nose was red and her tears were whirling "If it weren't for your intimate relationship with Chang'e, I wouldn't be angry, and I wouldn't drink. If I didn't drink, it wouldn't happen. I wouldn't break up my wife and children. Did you say it was all your fault?" Zhu Bajie asked him loudly, pointing to yunmenglong's nose.

Yun Menglong was completely depressed after listening to pig Bajie's bullshit theory. What's the fucking logic? When will such a toss count as a head?