Chapter 695

After looking for it for a long time, yunmenglong decided to give up. The adulterer * * is so good. The Queen Mother's scream that made the three □□ all pale made yunmenglong depressed. Grandma, it's not easy for the queen mother. After tens of thousands of years of sexual repression, she was finally liberated. I don't know what causes a sex repressor to become such a dissolute slut. The wolf like queen mother and the romantic Jade Emperor are really made for each other.

After the rain break, they hold together and linger. Their mouths are like sticking together. If they can't separate, they will never separate. That's called a lingering. Yunmenglong admires it. It's really a dead tree in spring, and then spring calls for spring. Now the garden is full of spring and can't be closed. Two □□ come out of bed.

Yun Menglong was also moved by the spirit of the adulterer * * and didn't want to disturb the two gods any more, so he left quietly. I'll talk to the jade emperor about leaving the fairyland later.

At this time, Yunmeng dragon has the ability to follow his heart. In short, he goes wherever he wants, and he goes immediately, immediately, and in a flash. Of course, there is a limit to the distance. Otherwise, Ya would have returned to the Earth early.

The visit to the Jade Emperor was fruitless - although I saw it, I became an audience of AV live broadcast. It would be worthwhile if the whole camera was photographed. Now I just look in my eyes and remember in my heart, but I can't reproduce it on the computer, and I'm full of lust.

If the fairyland had an erotic service place dedicated to purging fire for men, yunmenglong would spend it immediately. Maybe the person in charge is still a member of the "great saint immortal group". When he sees the boss visiting prostitutes, he will give him a discount.

It's not good to be free. It's not easy for anyone to open the door to do business. You can't do it for nothing. You can't bully and fuck the weak when you're an immortal, can you?

Unfortunately, the fairyland is ascetic. Those men are used to depression. They take themselves too seriously. Think you are a fairy, so you should set an example. You can't do such a thing as debauchery in heaven. If they knew what the Jade Emperor and the queen mother were doing at this time, they would be surprised and unbelievable.

In addition to the scarcity of customers, another reason why fairyland brothels cannot exist is that there are few resources. There are not as many fairies as women on earth. Except Chang'e, the stunning beauty trapped in Guanghan palace, and Zixia, the wick beauty who joined the great saint palace, other fairies were under the centralized management of the queen mother.

Although the old demon woman of the queen mother is strict, there are also earth moving love stories like Dong Yong and the seven fairies Tianxian, as well as the legend of Cowherd and weaver girl. It can be seen that love is everywhere. It is an eternal career. Regardless of age and region, as long as Cupid's naked child shoots an arrow, a beautiful love will be staged.

It's too difficult for yunmenglong to find a fairy to vent fire. Chang'e, he can't bear it. Zixia, he can't go up. Other fairies will work hard unless they are raped.

After a long time of melancholy, yunmenglong still plans to turn flesh desire into appetite. Anyway, he promised those immortals. It's better to convene a dog meat banquet. In the face of a bunch of messy immortals, yunmenglong won't have an idea.

Ya's heart is so big that she can't fit a man.

When Sun Wukong heard that yunmenglong was going to have a dog meat feast, he was so happy that he jumped up and down. SA Yazi ran around and told the great saint immortal group the good news.

Seeing that the monkey king, who was the boss, told the little ones that the boss wanted to invite them to eat dog meat, Ya couldn't help feeling that the earth was still good. There were mobile phones, and all the brothers were together to help each other. One phone went by, and a team roared. Who the fuck is the boss?

Yunmenglong wanted to help, but he couldn't help, so he had to call Erlang God and the four heavenly kings of Nantianmen to lead the heavenly soldiers and generals to Wanmo mountain to catch the big black dog.

The little demon on sentry duty in Wanmo mountain saw the mighty influx of heavenly soldiers and generals. He didn't see Yunmeng dragon in the leader. Ya immediately flustered to report to the ox demon king - after yunmenglong left, Ya was the speaker.

"Report to the second king, it's not good. Heaven's soldiers and heaven's generals are coming." the little demon reported with a flustered face.

The ox demon king is eating dog meat in the cave and complaining, "grandma is a bear, but it's not as delicious as the boss. I miss the boss so much."

On hearing the report from the little demon, he said incredulously, "what? Heaven's soldiers and heaven's generals are coming? Are you right? The boss is the great saint of Qi Tian. Heaven's soldiers and heaven's generals are coming to us. Did the boss commit a crime? Come on, brothers, come and have a look with me." the ox demon king was happy and fearless. He put the dog meat in his hand and took the demons out.

These demons are not afraid of heaven and earth. They usually play by themselves when they have nothing to do. Now they are only excited when they call from the fairy world, and they have no fear.

While walking, the ox demon king asked, "are the heavenly soldiers and generals all murderous? Grandma is a panda. If the boss has any accident, I will overthrow the Jade Emperor's heaven!"

The little demon thought for a moment, frowned and said, "it seems that they are not. They all smile and seem very happy." "happy? Isn't it? Do they come to war or travel?" the ox demon king touched the huge ox nose and was confused.

"Report!"

Before the ox demon king went out, another little demon stretched his voice and ran over and knelt beside the ox demon king. Smiling and happy.

The ox demon king was puzzled again and scolded: "your grandmother is a panda. The fairy world is coming. You are still so happy. Did you fucking betray Wanmo mountain and turn to heaven's soldiers and generals?"

The little demon narrowed his eyes with a smile and said incoherently: "no... no, the old... The boss is back!"

The ox demon king was stunned: "the boss is back? Hasn't he just left? How did he come back?"

Just then, the ox demon king heard yunmenglong's voice: "old ox, brothers, how are you? I've come back to see you."

As soon as the ox demon king and the demons heard this, they were really the boss. They rushed out and saw Yunmeng dragon and Tianbing Tianjiang together. They came forward and knelt in front of Yunmeng Dragon: "boss, you finally came back. We miss you so much."

Yun Menglong was moved and laughed and scolded: "when did you learn such polite words, old cow? What is' finally '. I brought my brothers to catch some big black dogs today. Don't tell me you ate all the big black dogs."

The ox demon king smiled: "where, I know, boss, you like to eat big black dogs. You have tried your best to promote the mating between dogs. All pregnant bitches don't eat. Moreover, there are many dogs here." he paused, and his simple and honest face showed a treacherous look: "Boss, it's not easy for you to come back. The brothers miss you very much. You can't catch the dog and go?" the ox demon king glanced at the brothers and asked, "isn't it?"

These demons don't look very penetrating, but they don't have idiots with low IQ. After listening to the old cow's question, they echoed: "yes, the boss can't go like this."

Yunmenglong knew that these boys had this request. It would be hard to see them when they returned to the earth. I'm afraid to find them again in order to fight the magic robbery.

"Hehe, if you don't learn well, you'll learn from the old cow to dress up as a pig and eat a tiger. Don't worry. Since I'm here, of course, I'll roast dog meat for you again." yunmenglong smiled faintly. His heart is very warm and he has been very lucky. With so many good brothers, I hope I can have good luck all the way to the end.

With the experience of the last time, yunmenglong's ability to roast dog meat is perfect. It's effortless to roast 20000 dogs at the same time. With the help of Xiaohei and yunqi, 20000 dogs can be roasted in one pot of incense. It's a production line of a large enterprise. It's too strong.

When he first showed his skill, he was worshipped by all demons. Now he is seen by the four heavenly kings of Nantianmen, Erlang God and heavenly soldiers and generals. Their admiration for yunmenglong is like a flowing river. After eating dog meat, it is like the flood of the Yellow River.

Eating dog meat this time is also the first cooperation between immortals and demons. Although it is a cooperation to eat dog meat, it can also be regarded as the first running in. Immortals and Demons generally don't bite strings. Thanks to the help of yunmenglong, immortals and demons can sit together, talk, laugh and have fun.

The gods as like as two peas do not feel the devil is ugly. The devil does not want to be dragged by the gods. Everyone sits together with their brothers. In Yun Menglong's words, "everyone is a brother. When they are born, they are the same. Only some of the faces are first touched."

After this meal, the demons were even more reluctant to part with yunmenglong. Yunmenglong and the demons were reluctant to part and shook hands one by one.

Erlang God and the four heavenly kings of Nantianmen are also Tigers with tears in their eyes. They are more excited than yunmenglong when they are separated from the demons, and their clenched hands tremble. It can be seen that they are quite excited. Erlang God's brother's three eyes are full of tears together, which is different.

Finally, Yun Menglong led Erlang God, the four heavenly kings and all heavenly soldiers and generals back with 10000 big black dogs.

At this time, other members of the "great saint immortal group" have gathered in the great saint palace. They look forward to the arrival of another boss, burn yellow paper, cut off the chicken head, worship brother Guan, and then eat dog meat - of course, the most important purpose is to eat dog meat.

After a incense stick, the immortals returned.

As soon as the immortals in the great saint palace saw that they were back, they rushed to the big black dog excitedly. Oh, no, they rushed to Yunmeng dragon.

"Boss, you're back. I volunteer to join the 'great saint immortal Group' and fight for it all my life. I will never betray." Nezha stepped on the wind and fire wheel and ran as fast as he could. When he said this, he looked at Yunmeng dragon affectionately, and more than one-third of the light was projected on the big black dogs. These big black dogs were really fat and black. He was excited to see their innocent and frightened eyes.

Yun Menglong was very depressed: "is this joining the Communist Party of China?"

"Boss, I am willing to stay with you regardless of illness or hardship. I will be loyal and follow the rules of the 'great saint fairy Group' as the code of conduct for sitting up and walking. I will resolutely implement it and never hesitate." the speaker was the Antarctic fairy.

Yunmenglong smiled and shook hands with him. He said, "OK, OK, Xianweng is very sincere." in his heart, he scolded: "spicy block mother doesn't bloom. When I want to marry you? Xiudou!"

"Boss..."

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