Chapter 8 - On My Way

Now that I think of it... if this BubbleMickeyTea even a harem candidate? If I am wrong then I will have to do extra work to get all 5 of them their own partners...

'Ughhhh....' life is hard, but I can't let something as small as this make me give up! I am the author, the creator, the designer of this novel. If I can't fix such a simple mistake, then I am clearly unqualified as a writer.

POOF

I jumped back first onto my bed, letting my body rest a bit longer. I still have plenty of time, I mean the meeting is like a few hours away and it's only a 10 minute walk from the dorms. It's really amazing how perfect this place is, isn't it? I mean I created it after all. Shame I have to deal with wingman work.

If only I stuck to what I am good at. If I did, then the novel wouldn't have any problems! This novel would be a masterpiece... but then again it would feel bland without the protagonist having his own personal relationsh.i.p.s.

"What a shame, what a shame."

I stretched my forearms as I faced the ceiling, as I thought, I felt nothing. I kinda expected that looking up would somehow provide me some kind of legendary enlightenment or something, but that's stupid. I got back up from my bed, feeling a bit more energetic and looked at my phone again.

|James|: I think I may have passed out from reading your instructions.

"Pfft!" I was so close opening my mouth. I don't remember my protagonist being this weak! I can't have this, I need him to be in tip top condition, otherwise protagonist logic won't work! I must help him overcome this hurdle. Having a weak protagonist is worse than being the enemy of a strong protagonist.

I must impart some of my divine wisdom I guess.

Simzy: don't worry, you will be able to everything I described with ease!

Simzy: I got you 2 chances, don't mess them up!

|James|: your 'instructions' are not appropriate.

Not appropriate my ass!

Simzy: trust in me, if you memorise these, even the date today will be a piece of cake ;)

|James|: are you listening to me?

Simzy: I am Jamzy uwu

|James|: actually... I got a better idea, wanna year it?

Hmmm... I am intrigued. My protagonist is finally going to play.

Simzy: What is it uwu?

|James|: I will only do follow these instructions if you can use your 'techniques' to find yourself a date 'uwu'.

TRAITOR! YOU F.U.C.K.I.N.G TRAITOR!

Simzy: uwu Jamzy really want me to feel pain? Such a sadist... ;3

|James|: Fine, I will just have to break both of these girls' hearts and tell them about our chat.

SON OF A BITCH!

***

'I am sorry Simon, but this is for your own good!' He clearly doesn't have a girlfriend and he is suggesting this stuff to me so fervently... and he even plays so childishly... i have to give him a taste of his own medicine or else he will never learn.

I am doing this for his own good. He is clearly not a bad person, so I can't let him act like such a sad wingman... I can't stand it. It would be like watching a dog trying to eat chocolate!

Since I genuinely appreciate what he is trying to do, I will at least try to help him out a bit. Even if what he's doing is morally and ethically wrong, I still think there are good intentions somewhere in his heart.

Plus, he gave me a nickname. No one has every given me a nickname. Not even Dan has given me one... he clearly has the best intentions, so I will give him this one big push.

'For his own good.'

***

|James|: we can have a 'double date' uwu.

"..."

Simzy: sure uwu. I am looking forward to it Jamzy ;P Byeeee

'Kill me.'

BEEP BEEP

I got diverted to a different chat.

Rachel_Flowers: Hello Simon, I need some help with the big business assignment... could you come over ASAP? It's due tomorrow and you're the only one that has finished.

Ah, it's Rachel Flowers. She's supposed to be on of Simon's friends. Simon helps her with business while she gets him information on the latest happenings at school in the novel. Eventually, she would meet my protagonist and join the harem...

'Amazing work, brain!'

Simzy: Rachel, I am kind of busy rn... but I can help you if you meet me at 11:45 tomorrow at Harbor Seafoods. I should be able to help you out, just remember to ignore James and his girlfriend, okay? They made a bet to see whether they could ruin my concentration while I study.

Rachel_Flowers: okie dokie! I'll see you there! ;P

I guess I will slowly make my way over there now. I mean I having nothing better to do.

Maybe if I am lucky, some idiot will try to mug me so I can practice my dagger art.