[After Transition]
We are standing on an cliffs edge about half a kilometre away from Wayne Manor. Getting here was just a matter of Selina jumping and using her whip on rooftops and me jumping and NOT USING MY WEBS, I just make big jumps and sticks to buildings and run up them, it's quite a bit more covert than swinging in a web. I'm not using my webs if I don't have to, less chance of people making a connection to me when I use my webs publicly. After we got close to Wayne manor there were less things to jump on so we just ran while making sure to stay out of site, I actually ended up carrying her as it was quicker. That's right there's no Catmobile or KittyCar, I guess if you wanna lay low you won't use a cat themed vehicle.
Anyway, we are now at the cliffs edge and all looks good so far, it's not even raining. Im wearing the clothes that I bought earlier today. They consist of a black skin tight shirt, thin black skin tight gloves, black combat pants, thin black 'VivoBear' shoes, the skin black Kakashi mask finishing with a plain black cap and a pair of black sunglasses making sure that each of my articles of clothing are sticking to my body. I applied the makeup as well, not in front of Selina though, I made sure to apply on my exposed skin and also a bit further where my clothes cover my skin just in case. Though she did look bemused when I walked out and my skin was darker than it was before.
Selina struts back over to me from where she was using her binoculars to scope out Wayne Manor and begins to talk to me. "Alright, everything seems okay and we should be good to go. The Batman won't be on patrol till later tonight so we'll likely be skirting beneath his notice, that's why we're doing this now." Wait... Batmans not on patrol yet... are we going to be breaking into his mansion.. WHILE HE'S HOME.. "Selina.. Wayne isn't at the house right now... Right? Because it might make things harder with the ponce around." I need to make sure.
She arches an eyebrow. "I'm a professional thief. What do you take me for?" I blankly state back. "The black hearted seductress who stole my only worthwhile possession and is making me commit a crime to get it back..."
She looks back unamused. "I guess that's one way of looking at it."
I quickly offer my rebuttal. "Seems like the only way of looking at it." She looks a bit irritated now. "Right.. We don't have time for this. Wayne has just arrived at a gala and brought some skank with him, it's probably going to get shot up in an hour or so by some masked lunatic so we only have around an hour and a half before Wayne comes back. The only one at the mansion right now is his butler but it should be easy to avoid him."
Alfred Pennyworth is home, that could make things a bit difficult. He is a trained man and is also someone the Batman looks to for guidance, he might catch us in the act and if we injure him we could get a very angry bat after us, Alfred is practically like a Father to Bruce. I'll have to do my utmost to avoid the butler and if that is unavoidable make sure that he is knocked out with minimal force, I'm glad I made my taser now.
I lower myself using my wall crawling powers making sure to face upwards, I don't want to risk going upside down and Catwoman consequently falling off and to her death. That's why I'm only going to climb facing upwards and sideways, it might take a bit longer but it is infinitely safer. I made sure to tell her about this while we were running on the rooftops, she was a bit annoyed but would much rather that she didn't fall into the cascading ocean. I'm about halfway down the cliff now and it's time to start going sideways towards the manor.
The sideways crawling took a bit before we started to speed up, Selina needed to adjust herself to make sure she's got a good grip, this also meant she pressed herself into me even more which I had to adjust to before I could ignore it. I've been crawling for a while and it's getting pretty monotonous, all I've had to entertain me so far is the waves crashing into the cliff face and causing water to just about reach high enough to spray a little water on us, nothing to be worried about though and the sounds of the waves crashing are actually quite soothing and relaxing.
Selina starts to talk into my ear after a while longer, I guess she was getting a bit bored too. "You know, your skill set is quite useful for my profession. How did you manage to acquire your abilities, they are spectacular." I guess my wall crawling ability is pretty useful for sneaking around. "I'm not going to tell you that. I don't want that information to get out, it is also quite personal. But more importantly if it does get out, there's going to be every idiot plus there mother out there whose going to try recreating it and end up killing themselves. And knowing my luck, some assholes going to end up gaining powers but with some serious side effects and blame me for it and start hunting me down for revenge. Or some asshole actually manages to replicate my abilities (or even make them stronger) and starts to hunt me down to fight me and prove that he's better than the original. Either that or some kid is gonna do some experiments in his garage with his chemistry set and get powers and then he's comes to me and I'll have to take him on to make sure he doesn't hurt himself or turn into a super villain. I don't dare try and think of the worst possibility."
"Oh, and what's the worst possibility?" Selina looks intrigued. "The worst possibility is that some obsessed fan woman of mine manages to replicate my abilities and then tries to hook up with me but I'm weirded out by her and she ends up resenting me and trying to kill me. But she's still obsessed with me and helps me out a lot, eventually in a moment of weakness I'll end up sleeping with her, which I'll regret and she'll end up reaffirming her belief that we should be together, and then she disappears. But she's not really disappeared, it actually turns out she was aiming for and actually got pregnant and eight years later my super powered spawn resents me for leaving their mother and tries to kick my a.s.s and I'll eventually have to take in the child and begin raising them to not turn into a super villain."
"That... was oddly specific." Well, I guess I'm just basing that stuff of how some actual comic characters appeared. "I'm just thinking of all the possibilities, it doesn't hurt to be cautious." She probably thinks I've went through one of those scenarios due to how specific I was. "Riiiiight.."
We are now closing in on Wayne Manor, soon I'll have to start climbing upwards. Suddenly the cliff I'm climbing on starts to cracks open a little, it stops after a few second but quite a few cracks in the cliff face have opened up. I think I'll go a bit further before I start climbing up- HUNDREDS OF SCREECHES SCREAM OUT INTO THE AIR AND HUNDREDS OF BATS START TO FLY OUT OF THE CRACKS.
I make sure to stick close to the wall and close my eyes while waiting for the swarm to leave, I guess that the Batcave is inside this cliff. Suddenly a scream tears through the air and I notice the distinct lack of limbs wrapped around me. Ohagitohf.u.c.kshesf.u.c.k.i.n.gfallenoff.
I look down and spot Selina Kyle falling to her death...
Why can't things just go right for once. I bet when that spider bit Peter it drained some of his blood and when I swallowed it, I inherited the legendary Parker luck.