Chapter 83 - [AT] Stop Pissing Around...

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With batman stating that the white refrigerator in the back of the van was full of meat I then continued on from there. "It was full of meat but the terrible thing was that I couldn't tell what kind of meat was in there or if it was all human as it all looked the same and all I knew for certain was that the remains of that other boy were in there and I couldn't tell it apart from the rest of the meat in there, all the meat was in plastic bags and they all looked the same to me which begged the question, what meat was it? Was most of it animal meat? Was it all human meat and is that why I couldn't tell it apart? Or is it half n half, being an effective way to get rid of remains I bet that there was a lot more human meat in that refrigerator than I hoped there would be which made me want to run away and never look back."

Here I frown. "I just stood there dazed looking at the inside of the refrigerator wondering how much of its contents was illegal and horrific but I was soon broke out of my daze when I heard footsteps outside and I knew that the two truck drivers had finished their smoke break and where coming back here to close the truck doors which meant I no longer had time to dawdle, I instantly without thinking about it jumped into the refrigerator and laid down on the stack of (human?) meat inside before pulling the lid of the refrigerator down on me unprepared and not thinking about how actually cold it was in the refrigerator and so I waited in silence just listening for the two truck drivers while feeling like my entire n.a.k.e.d body was melting from how cold it was but luckily sooner than I thought I heard the back of the truck slam shut and thanking god I quickly opened and leapt out of the refrigerator all the while shivering."

Batman frowns at this. "You should be dead, even if you only endured that temperature for less than a few minutes without clothing or any other source of heat you should have died from hypothermia in the back of that truck, how did you survive?" He questions but luckily I have already come up with an explanation, I wouldn't give a fake story to the Batman without making sure it was foolproof. "I knew that I'd die as well though I didn't know the word hypothermia since we never really went to school but I still knew that I might die from the cold so I quickly went and looked at the back of the refrigerator and after seeing some instructions for it on the back I quickly knew what the wires that were feeding into the refrigerator were doing and so acting quickly I pulled out the wires that were keeping the cold inside the ringers tor working while leaving the power on as I didn't know if they'd be able to tell if the power went off, I quickly opened the lid of the refrigerator hoping that it'd help to make the cold stop and after waiting for all the inside of the refrigerator to not be so cold anymore I climbed into it."

[AN: I know the this isn't how refrigeration works in the back of a truck but let's just say that it is, okay? Let's say that when the MC was ten this is how trucks kept things cold as if the entire back of the truck was refrigerated then the story wouldn't work as the MC (in this fake story) would freeze to death.]

Jim let's out a confused mumble. "You got back into the refrigerator even though that's what caused the problem in the first place, why would you do that?" Barbara soon cleans up the confusion for him. "It's like when you're lost in the desert at night or your lost in the wild in winter where you cut open a camel or a deer and you get into it to keep yourself, I guess technically it could work with load of plastic wrapped meat but something is a bit off." Here Batman interrupts to show his conclusion. "You are correct miss Gordon, although the meat should no longer be freezing with the refrigerator no longer in working condition the meat should still be cold so if Nick were to climb in he would most definitely die, which begs the question how are you alive? There must be something else you did." Batman concludes to which I sigh because although I came up with this story it would affect my reputation a little.

"You are once again correct Batman, I'd hoped I would be able to avoid this part of the story but nothing gets past you, does it Batman?" I say but Batman remains stone faced and so with a sigh I begin to explain. "I remember seeing on the TV's through window shops or other people's Windows a few survival to shows and although my mind was a little fuzzy I could remember those guys always using their pee for things to survive and being the little kid I was that was stuck in a hole I decided to trust in those tv shows and so I pissed into the refrigerator on top of all the meat before getting into the refrigerator myself and closing the lid after which I began to pull the meat up and buried it on myself eventually covering myself in it so that I couldn't even see the top of the refrigerator anymore."

They're all a but silent at that and while Barbara and Batman's faces are pretty stoic I can see that Jim's face is set in a frown most likely relenting the fact that a child had to do this to survive and although this didn't actually happen to me I'm a bit sad that I've had to tell everyone it did though I'm willing just to make sure that those two sc.u.m of the earth are punished, I'm thankful that Batman begins to speak or else it would've gotten awkward. "It's plausible, though your external body was cold your internal body was still warm though it wouldn't be for long but since it was still warm that meant your bladder which holds your urine was warm and urine when outside of the body will stay warm for around 4 minutes so when you urinated into the refrigerator you warmed up all the meat, not to mention that when you urinate your body warms up especially if you are cold and once you climbed into the refrigerator you surrounded yourself with the met which also kept you warm enough to survive, you were incredibly lucky."

[AN: I don't know if this would actually work but I do know that there is some factual basis here though if it's right I couldn't tell you, oh well its fanfic toon right?]

Of course I was lucky, I made this story so that I could prove that i was able to survive without any powers though the story f.u.c.k.i.n.g suck for me. "Yeah, I'm super lucky for having to stay in an enclosed space surrounded by possible human meat that is covered in my own piss all the while n.a.k.e.d, I'm the luckiest person in the world."

Even if the story isn't true I still have to show some angst to make them think that this event affected me a lot, though the fact that I've had to convince these people I basically pissed on myself induces enough angst as is...

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