"Sex change surgery?" Why?

I'm so embarrassed to see it.

"Ah, such a big broken company is still engaged in sex discrimination!"

It says "recruit men or not!"!!

Angry!!!

"No matter!" Yiyi slapped the table indignantly, "empty collar, Miss Ben has decided!"

Kong Chengyan bit the corner of the bread and took two puffs. It's hard to imagine what it would be like if the company were full of such "talents" as her.

"Do you think it's OK to dress as a man?" I don't know when, Yiyi's tangled face has already been bullied.

Kong Chengyan glanced at her unhappily, "do you think this is a TV play or a novel? The chest is so high, chest muscles? "

While speaking, the evil hand patted a woman's high chest without shame Chest!!

"Ah --" Yiyi screamed with grief and indignation, like a poor little white rabbit, covering his obscene breast with both hands, accusing him, "you You touch me and take advantage of me! "

In the face of Yiyi's excitement, Kong Chengyan was confused, and murmured, "it's not that I haven't touched it. As for being so excited? Besides, how many layers of yarn are there today... "

“……” Yiyi wants to cry without tears. I've seen shameless men. I've never seen shameless men so calm.

There's a real impulse to kill this man directly, and I'm worried that I will infect myself with shameless achievements.

"Ah I'm going to be late for the job fair! " Yiyi takes aim at the quartz clock on the wall and exclaims, it's only less than 20 minutes, my God!!

He grabbed a piece of bread and rushed to the door.

Before long, the door was pushed open again.

"Hello! I said, "you can't be a lady?" The empty Chengyan, who is eating breakfast leisurely on the table, is impatient because of her startled appearance. She stares at the door and gasps for breath.

"I I said, empty Kong Chengyan, you Hoo You said yesterday that you would buy me Buying a bicycle It's Is that true? " Yiyi stood at the door, gasping and asking him.

This is a very important thing, she has to implement it well, and she can go only when she is down-to-earth!

***

"yes, I almost forgot if you didn't mention me..." Empty Chengyan a pair of suddenly realized appearance.

Yiyi suddenly smile, side, one handed fist, do victory, "yes!"

At last, I can sprint!

Kong Chengyan smiles at her evil spirit and purses her lips. "I want to say that the bicycle thing is just acting. Don't take it too seriously!"

“……”

Empty Empty Chengyan, you are cruel!!

Yiyi put his fist in his mouth, his teeth were biting, and he chewed his hand as his head.

After biting, I found that my hand was my hand after all. When it hurt, I really had an impulse to pat myself to death.

Damn, it hurts!!

I went to the application area of the company, and it turned out that they were all men.

At first glance, there was a kind of posture of cowherd waiting to be selected in the cowherd shop. Unfortunately, there was no cowherd's beauty. Ah! It's hard to be misunderstood!

"Fill in the form first!" Suddenly, a man with a stiff suit stepped out of the examination room, threw out a big form, handed it to the first person, and then went into the secret room.

The forms were handed down one after another. When they were handed to Yiyi, the man in front of her was stunned. He handed her the form in his hand and whispered, "the world is changing with each passing day! The puppet mother has also become a fashion, ah... "

Fake mother? Yiimor's gone.

He looked down at his "chest muscle" with tearful eyes. How dare he feel that this man is highly myopic?

But here the "pseudo mother" is really better than the "mother", so Yiyi doesn't bother to refute him and starts to fill out the form seriously.

Name: Xia Liuyi

gender? Yiyi bit his nose, some difficult.

Is it better to write about men or women! Tangled!

"Brother, I ask you..." Yiyi deliberately pressed the vocal cords very heavy, stabbed the man beside him with a pen, coughed twice, and asked him, "I'm really like a man?"

The man frowned and glanced at her angrily. His eyes swept her slightly raised "chest muscles" and "like!"

"Ah! How can you... " Yiyi just wanted to say how this man can open his eyes and tell lies. Suddenly, he stopped to think.

Forget it!! Biting the pen, he wrote a word on the gender column: male!

After solving the biggest problem, the next thing is simple.

Easy to fill in all the resume down, just ready to hand it in, and then look at the next man's information, Yiyi tears.

The column of work experience is full, and the beautiful handwriting is almost overflowing.Yes, in the language column, my mother Five!!

Take another look at your own, one!! Or Mandarin!

No, do you still need a test? Single comparison data itself is a vulnerable group!

When I think about it in this way, I'm determined to change the word "one" into "three".

Ha ha, languages! Mandarin, Changsha dialect, Xiangtan dialect! Just three!

PS: Changsha dialect is similar to Xiangtan dialect.

Bingo! Everything is done, Yiyi complacently submitted the form.

The job fair officially started.

One by one, the men went in with their heads held high. Then, they saw one by one men come out with their heads down, their faces covered with dust and frustration.

"It's said that the chief executive of the company is the examiner himself today."

"No? Are we so honored? " A man is excited.

"What a pleasure! The threshold must be very high. Ah I don't think I have much to play! "

Yiyi is waiting to be drowsy when a low discussion voice of men comes from his ear. All of a sudden, all of Yiyi's sleepiness is scared out by this man.

I'm just going to consult you about the details, but suddenly

"Next, Charlotte!" As soon as the words fell, the whole audience burst into laughter.

Yiyi tiger body a shock, will ignore all the laughter, and then, head high, kicking the standard step, confident and high into the examination room.

"Sit down!" As soon as Yiyi entered the examination room, before he could look up, he heard a polite greeting from the examiner.

Yiyi bows nervously and mumbles, "thank you, thank you..." And then, with a drop of his ass, he sat down.

Small head timidly lifted up, trying to see a few examiners in front clearly.

As a result

The next moment, the whole body completely froze, facial paralysis.

In front, a Charming handsome face, with a playful smile, aims at her directly opposite.

Empty Empty Empty flame!!

Yiyi mouth corner smoked again and again, probe a hand, can't believe of mercilessly pinched own thigh.

Mom!! It's killing me

It's not a dream, it's true, it's true!!!

"Woman?" Suddenly, there was a strange question among the examiners.

"Ah?" Yiyi was shocked for a second, "that That I I'm a fake girl... "

Yiyi's hands are too nervous to stir. She doesn't dare to raise her eyes to see the empty Chengyan. Anyway, she's so bold today. If this man dares to expose himself today, she'll fight with him when he goes back!

"Puff - Chi -" just drank a draught of empty Chengyan haven't had time to swallow, completely ignore the image of all spray out, "false mother? Oh, yes, yes

Imagination is very rich! By the way, all the high-level figures in their vacant collar are stupid!

"Is the face of the other examiners really one of you

"Ah?" He was so flustered that his eyes flashed by, "when Of course it's true

Yiyi said awkwardly, but also did not forget to beat his strong chest, issued a burst of stuffy strange sound.

"Poof --" a, empty Chengyan mouth tea again regardless of the image of spray out, the corner of the mouth smoked twice, "don't Stop shooting... "

He quickly raised his hand and motioned Yiyi's evil hands to stop.

This guy is really hard on himself!

After pulling the drawing paper and wiping the corners of his mouth, he still couldn't hide the snicker. He murmured intentionally or unintentionally, "it's already a plain. If it's patted by you again, it has to be patted into a basin!"

In a word, the shoulders of all the examiners on one side kept shaking, and Yiyi couldn't help taking two puffs from the corners of his mouth. He wanted to get angry, but because of his highly respected status today, he had to drop his head silently and shed tears in his heart.

A clench teeth, a clench fist, she endured!!

"False mother..." Empty Chengyan burning eyes at her, deep meaning of a murmur, pursed lips smile, slant, look to one side of the examiner, "do you believe it?"

If you dare to believe it, then he should really consider whether the top management of the company should be changed!

"Doubt!" The answers of all the examiners are the same.

By empty Chengyan so a ask, Yi Yi some flustered, can't help but fiercely stare at him one eye, she dares to confirm, this man is intentional!!

Damn it, she really went back home. She was so nice to be employed that she could bump into him.

What the hell!!

"Sir, we are suspicious of your gender, so would you please try to prove to us that you are a man?" Suddenly, one of the examiners asked a very constructive question.

"Ah?" Yiyi is completely embarrassed.

Flustered eyes wantonly swept to the opposite man, a frown, trying to find him for help.Results -

"chief Wang's suggestion is good!" A man even nodded and laughed with satisfaction.

There was no time to wait for Yiyi to make a sound. He got up gracefully and went to the rest room inside.

Suddenly, he thought of something again. He stopped and turned to look at her. He hooked his fingers and put an evil smile on his mouth. "Come here!"

"Dry What are you doing? " See him a pair of big gray wolf, looking at the small red cap of evil sycophant appearance, Yi Yi lips tongue can't help but tremble.

Everyone is also suspicious to see empty Chengyan.

"Do you want to be examined here?" Empty Chengyan white her one eye, cold face asks her.

"Ah?" Yiyi just shakes God to come over, the next moment, rocket speed straight to him.

At that moment, she almost jumped into his arms, moved to tears.

My lucky god, my mother!!

In the eyes of the examiners, two "men" went into the rest room without fear.

"Empty Chengyan You are such a good man Some woman couldn't help praising him.

"Yes, of course I won't let those men see you all!" Empty Chengyan ring chest, looking at her deep smile, "so Take it off here

"What?" Yiyi's eyes are as big as copper bells. He looks at the man in front of him in disbelief.

She Did she hear that right? Or you are wrong!

"Take off Take off what? "

"Choose your clothes and trousers!" A man half squint charm pupil, a pair of greedy appearance, color fans staring at her, calmly replied.

“……”