1 The End of My Boring Life

Its boring....

Though I shouldn't complain about my life as its one that certin unfourtunate people would love to

have. I don't know if its just me or my mentality but I just can find fun in anything i do or to be more precise i can't "feel" anything. Acually i can "feel" something, bored, if you can call bored an emotion.

???- Akira... Akira!

Oh, John's calling for me. You might think im Japanese based on the name but im as American as they come. Pale white skin, dirty blond hair, the only thing that could relate me to the Japanese is my dark black eyes. My parents were just weebs.

Akira- ...

John- dude you could at least respond.

Akira-.....

John sighs at my silence and takes out a book with a picture of a woman with crimson red hair and large breasts, in a revealing outfit.

John- she's hot huh?

Akira- yeah she is...she from one of those animes you like?

John- yep! its called high school school dxd it has a lot other hot girls and blah blah blah...

Whenever john finds a new anime he goes on and on about it for quite a while about it so i usally tune him out. I never really got into anime as from what ive seen it's just high school girls running around in short skirts and beta white knight main charaters. (AN: just me being salty i acually really do like anime and manga)

John- and my favorite girl is...

Oh, he's still going.

i better stop him now.

Akira- Im going home... bye

John doesn't seem to notice and keeps talking.

when i finally get home i open the door to my house only to see a man passed out the couch. He's wearing a causal suit with beer stains on it. I look at the tv and see two giant mechas fighting while the main character's screaming some bullshit about friendship. That is my dad one of the two biggest weeaboos I know. I go over to the backyard and pick up my katana on the way out.

I originally asked for a normal 2 sided sword but my parents were adament about getting me a katana it doesn't really matter to me though just wanted a sword.

As usual i start swinging my blade. When i said i don't feel anything that was a half truth. Its true i dont feel anything normally but when i hold a blade i feel a strange calmness. That feeling changes when i swing it though. I get a sense of euphoria when i swing the blade, kitchen knifes included. One time i even came just from swinging for 4 hours strait.

That day was just a normal day nothing in particular but that just goes to show how easy human life ends. when i was just swinging my katana a stray baseball hits my katana, knocks it out of my hand and twords my throat.

Next thing i know i wake up in a castle and and a princess saying im a summoned hero and i need to save...(A/N Jk here's how it acually went)

Naturally i dodged it as my reaction speed is faster than normal. But the baseball left a crack on my sword which broke when it hit the ground.

Akira- tch... damn Kobezewarusenbone broke guess it was time to get a new one anyways.

For some reason eveyone that knows me says i have shit naming sense. I have know clue what there talking about i think Kobezewarusenbone is a powerful name for a sword.

Either way just as i was going to buy a wooden sword as a replacement till i get a new one, i turn a corner i see a truck barreling twords me.

Akira- *exaggerated gasp* what! impossible! how did this truck get infront of me before i could sense it! No the only explination is that this truck....is....EXTREMELY POWERFUL!!!

Ah, i dont know why i said such weird things before i died but my real last thought before death was "Oh well i guess"

It was then i let the sweet silence of death consume me.

???- partner... hey partner! Akira!

Just like this morning i hear a voice calling.Me it was girls voice but while hearing it was sweet to the ears there was an daunting power behind it as well.

Akira- ...

???- your eyes are open and your looking at me! say something!

Akira-....

It was a little girl. If John was here he would say shes a loli. She had long white hair with blood red strains sometimes poking out. She had a very childish figure looking no older than 12 but an extremly beautiful face. That very face was now stained with anger at my antics. She could no longer stay silent anymore and said.

???- Listen well Hooman...

Akira- Human.

???- I am the Great Dragon God of War ABALINATES REGALUS! But seeing as your my new partner you can call me Lina

Akira- Oh i see what do you want then Lina?

Lina- BAKA hooman who allowed you to call me by nickname?!?

Akira- You did. Just now. And its human.

Lina blushed a little seeing me correct her. Wow this dragon is pretty dumb.

Lina- hey wipe off that "this dragon is pretty dumb" face

I raise my eyebrow a little in suprise. Usally emotions don't show on my face even during sex.

Lina- Anyway i decided to hire the legendary reaper Truck-kun to bring you here.

Akira- Ah, so thats whats up with the truck

Lina- I sensed someone with a similar soul to mine so i brought you here and connected our souls. Now then partner im going to re-incarnate us into a diffrent world were people like us can have fun. So partner LETS TEAR SHIT UP!!

Akira- Wait wait wait, Slow down! Same soul? Same soul how?

Lina- Ugh do you really care?

Akira- Sort of?

Lina- Basically we both just wanna fight strong people.

Akira- I see... Well i have no issues here so where are you reincarnating us to...

Lina- High school DxD

Akira- ... Why?

Lina- Cuz I felt like it now before we go do you want a new name. though i can't control how you'll reincarnate i can control the name.

Without hesitation and with conviction i s

looked her dead in the eyes and said

Akira- Goldrrwa Zennaboth

Lina- You have a shit naming sense. Acually think for a second would you?

I remember when she said she was the dragon god of war so i said...

Akira- Aries. Aries Regalus

Lina- Thats acually not bad ok from now on its Aries and since were friends ill call you Ari.

Ari- Kinda girlish dont you think?

Lina- It will grow on you. its going to take about 2 years for you to get your memories and i to wake up so that being said ill see you on the other side partner.

Ari- Yeah...partner

And just like the sweet silence of death returned to me.