Chapter 207 What

(Third Person POV)

Clayman- “Go! Nine-Head! Viola!”

The fox that appeared from god-knows-where and the magic puppet that appeared from Clayman’s little pocket space that Rimuru definitely didn’t loot the moment he saw it with [Azathoth] (who are we kidding, he totally looted it) ran towards Shizu and Rimuru with the intent to kill.

Well, the fox was controlled by a curse, so it didn’t really have a choice in this matter.

Now, although the fox could spawn extra helpers with her tails in the form of other animals, it didn’t. Instead, it went full-on physical with Shizu because… well, they made a silent agreement not to use their powers.

Clayman- “Ahahaha! Your little followers are DOOMED! Nine-Head is my strongest subordinate! And Viola is a masterpiece of mine! And YOU!”

Clayman points towards Mikoto who has her hands on her hips and is looking at him with a look that says “Can you hurry this up?” and impatiently tapping her foot.

Clayman- “I'm stronger than you now! I’ve sacrificed my lifeforce, and I’ll make sure to kill you!”

Mikoto- “Sure if you say so…”

Clayman’s smug attitude intensifies, completely missing Mikoto’s casual dismissal. He opens his mouth, attempting to taunt her even more, but…

*BOOM~!*

Clayman- “Nani!?”

Snapping his head in the direction of the explosion, he sees the smouldering remains of his once-beloved creation, Viola. Now, all that is left is the scattered pieces of magic steel blackened from the explosion.

He looks towards Rimuru, hoping to at least see him heavily injured. Imagine his surprise when he sees the humanoid slime looking at the scrap pieces with the same amount of confusion.

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Clayman- ‘What happened!?’

(MC POV)

Rimuru- ‘What happened!?’

Illya- ‘…’

Even Illya doesn’t know! I can feel the shock she is feeling!

Illya- ‘… Did it commit suicide after seeing your face?’

Rimuru- ‘Oy! What was that for!’

Illya- ‘Hmph! That’s for ignoring me the past few chapters!’

Rimuru- ‘Don’t blame me! Blame the author!’

Really, it’s not my fault the author didn’t write as many lines for you in the past few chapters. I mean, what about some other characters like Vesta or Kaijin? They haven’t said anything in ages!

(A/N: Goddamnit… *goes back to fixing 4th wall*)

Anyway, I go back to watching the standoff between a crazy man and a beautiful teenager.

Out of context, my actions of just standing aside while an old man with white hair who happens to be bleeding a lot is staring intently at the teenage girl would raise some eyebrows. I mean, the least I could do is call the ambulance and especially the police.

Especially since the old man has bloodshot eyes is breathing heavily while doing so, but I don’t need to.

I mean, I WANT to, simply because only I’M allowed to breathe heavily while staring at Mikoto, but I realise that I would probably end up bleeding more than Clayman would be if I take this away from her.

I mean, despite Mikoto’s impassive expression, I can tell.

She is pissed. She is really annoyed with Clayman.

So, without warning, she lowers her body and quickly pushes off the ground, shooting towards him at Mach speeds. The enchanted floor shook under the impact.

Lightning danced off her skin, her eyes glowed with a blueish-white glow, leaving a trail of light in the air behind her.

She appeared nearly instantaneously in front of Clayman…

And kicked his nuts.

Without even realising it, I start clapping.

Rimuru- “That’s my girl!”

But unfortunately, I should have realised this as an experienced nutcracker…

There was no satisfying Crack sound.

Clayman- “Fufufufu… Kukukuku…! Ahahahahaha!!!”

Clayman throws his head back in laughter as Mikoto jumps back, seemingly a bit wary of what’s coming next.

Clayman- “Fool! You are a FOOL! I should have expected you wouldn’t know since it’s my closest guarded secret, but I'm done for anyway. So let me tell you!”

What is going on? This didn’t happen in the original series. Is it another AU thing? Is it some sort of trap? Or a secret weapon!?

Clayman- “My balls have long since been destroyed!”

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What?

Rimuru- “What?”

Mikoto- “What?”

Ramiris- “What?”

Milim- “What?”

Guy- “Wha…”

Other Demon Lords- “What?”

Even Shizu and Nine-Head (I gotta change that damn name) stop their little catfight and stare at Clayman with shocked faces.

Shizu- “Nya?”

Nine-Head- “Kon?”

Clayman continues to laugh.

Clayman- “Ahahaha! I am unstoppable! You cannot defeat me!”

Mikoto- “*Sigh* Indeed I can't…”

Mikoto sighs while shaking her head in disappointment.

Mikoto- “But he can.”

She says while pointing back at me over her shoulder with her thumb.

And yes, I can.

Writing a quick regeneration rune in the air with [Odin], I flick it towards Clayman. Specifically, between his legs.

The area between his legs glows a bit, shining slightly through his pants as Clayman stops laughing.

Then, using [Yahweh], I create a boot. It’s mainly black but written along its side are some words written in green.

“The Nutcracker-inator”

Doofenshmirtz will be proud.

This boot is designed after My Hero Academia Deku’s shoes on his hero costume after he figures out his Shoot Style (the fighting style that uses his legs). These shoes have a special mechanism that juts out a piece of the sole whenever it takes a certain amount of impact, dealing extra damage when used in a kick.

Putting on that shoe, I casually stroll up to a stupefied Clayman who is still looking at the area between his legs with an unreadable expression.

I rear my foot backwards and send it right into Clayman’s newly regenerated manhood.

The mechanism in the Nutcracker-inator fires off.

A satisfying, yet gruesome sound enters my ears after.

*Splat!*

Yes, splat. Not crack.

I take off the Nutcracker-inator and stare at it with hard eyes.

This…

Rimuru- “This is too powerful…”

You could take over the world with this…

*Sigh*

I know what I have to do, but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it…

It’s for the greater good.

I open a compartment in the heel of the shoe revealing a red button. I press that red button and the shoe explodes.

Because what Doofenshmirtz invention DOESN’T have a self destruct button?

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Name: Rimuru

Race: Origin Slime

Protection: Crest of Space

Title: Highest Tier Spirit, Leader of the Monsters, Onii-chan, King of Avalon, Master of Headpats, Procrastinator King, The Nutcracker, socially awkward cringe slightly chuuni slime, True Dragon Slayer, Sensei, World's Strongest, Overpowered to a stupid degree, Mikoto's Equal

???: [Codex: Illyasviel]

Ultimate Skills: [Yahweh, God of Creation], [Odin, God of Runes], [Azathoth, God of Void (Alternative)]

Equipment: Yamato - Genesis

DJDAN

A/N: I feel like I need to clarify otherwise everyone will start thinking of me as a dumbass.

MC: You already are a dumbass though.

*Gunshot*

AN: He's gone now. 

Anyway, as I was saying...

I know the difference between Sudoku and Seppuku, but it was a little inside joke of mine where I always used to mix the two up.

During my cringe teen years (around 14-16 years old) where I always tried to be funny while also pretending to have suicidal thoughts (it was cool at the time, leave me alone) I mixed the two up to try and get some laughs.

Now that I look back at it, I got some laughs at first but then I overused it WAAAAY too much.

I wanna go back in time and slap myself so bad.

Let me know if I missed anything.

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