Chapter 1

Taixu Academy.

At the time of Mao, Li Xu was sleeping.

At dawn, Li Xu was sleeping.

At midnight, Li Xu was sleeping.

At noon, Li Xu was still sleeping.

It's a quarter past noon.

Li Xu woke up hungry and opened his eyes with difficulty.

Vaguely remember that he came from a blue planet.

I was exploited and squeezed by the female boss for a long time. One day, my body twitched, my eyes fainted and came to this strange Taoist world.

His predecessor was the only closed disciple of the bad master. At the age of 15, he was diligent, hardworking and stayed up late to cultivate immortals. Since his master died, he was out of control. He often stayed up late at night to study classics, study secret arts and secret operas, understand Taoism, and died suddenly on a stormy night.

Out of introspection on his previous life and sudden death of his predecessor, Li Xu decided to change his lazy lifestyle:

Mind your own business.

Never stay up late.

Don't work if you can.

Sleep until you wake up naturally.

Therefore, Li Xu often makes three achievements every day.

I didn't expect such a boring life. Two hundred years have passed in the twinkling of an eye.

For 200 years, Li Xu only practiced casually in his spare time, but he still accumulated huge spiritual power in his body, just like Wang Yang. The only deficiency is that he can't use it at will. Just like what is written in a novel, he has a strong internal force but can't control it at will. When he moves, the mountains often collapse and the earth is torn apart.

He knows the reason. He lacks Taoism, which means he doesn't have any moves.

General practitioners, who practice Taoism and spiritual power together, use Taoism to drive spiritual power.

If you have Taoist Dharma and no spiritual power, the fight looks flashy and does no real damage; If you have spiritual power in the air, you can't beat a monk with Taoism in the same realm.

However, Tao and Dharma all need to be understood, but it takes a long time to understand and the process is very boring. If you quit in the process of understanding, you have to start again.

He once understood the Tao of one product. The Tao was divided into one product and nine products. The nine products were the most. It took three days and three nights. This was not much different from the previous way of staying up late to cultivate immortals. It was not what he wanted.

Li Xu helped his forehead with emotion: "if only there were a plug-in that could automatically understand Taoism."

【# 69@78 %awsl&**10086&#C/C++】

[click... Click... Click...]

[di... Di...]

[correct password]

[prompt: the system will be activated after 200 years]

[this system is a daily system for teachers and apprentices specially designed for you. Under the condition of ensuring your current lazy lifestyle, it can further improve your quality of life. As long as you complete the task, you can obtain Taoism, diligence, weapons, panacea, etc.]

[every 10000 diligence points consumed, you can get a Taoist method at random]

[be diligent in the way you get it.

1、 Complete system tasks.

2、 Apprentices take the initiative to do housework, sweep the floor, mop the floor, clean the windows, etc;

Take the initiative to serve you, including pinching your shoulders, pounding your legs, even feeding, dressing and bathing. You may get more diligence]

[don't ask why in the process of using, please strictly implement it. If you ignore the task, give up the task or fail the task, deduct 1000000 diligence points, and the diligence points are negative, the system will force you to do some unreasonable or even indescribable things]

[Note: the working hours of the system are from Monday to Friday, from ten to five, and never work overtime. The system will not respond at other times. Please be prepared]

[system time: 500 years of dadaoji, September 1, 11:45:59, Wednesday, sunny and sunny, suitable for admission]

[Note: if you find someone suitable to be an apprentice within ten miles, please go immediately]

[at the beginning, give five levels of Taoism, shrink the ground into an inch, 100 points]

Li Xu's mood is complex and unspeakable. However, he completely figured it out after 3 seconds. He has been here for 200 years. What else can't be figured out.

He stared excitedly at his mind to see where the system interface was. As a result, there was no interface. In his mind, there was only a beautiful atlas called "master and apprentice daily system".

What a casual system.

I want to make complaints about the golden symbols.

In less than a moment, he had mastered the "five grade Taoism, shrinking the ground into an inch".

"It's true."

Li Xu was shocked. He was sleepy and hungry. His mind was full of ways to shrink into inches.

He wanted to try the effect of "shrinking into inches" immediately.

He stepped out of the room and stepped out of the Taixu Academy.

Continue all the way forward, the speed is ridiculously fast, the ground seems to be shortened to inches, and the mountains and rivers are regressing.

When he stopped, he saw a small figure running out of the open space in front of him.

She has a round face and two white fox ears.

Dressed in white and barefoot, he looks eight or nine years old. He is 1.2 meters tall by visual inspection. What a small one. It is estimated that he will cry for three days with one punch.

However, she looked very embarrassed. There were two water plants hanging on her head. Her clothes were wet, and the water flowed down her snow-white legs.

She held a small pink fist, opened her small mouth and ran fast. Behind her, she was followed by three sneaky young men.

"Hoo Hoo..."

The little fox ear girl panted rapidly. At a glance, she saw a man in white clothes not far away. The man looked very young, tall, looked 15 or 16 years old, and his face was clean and angular. He looked so handsome.

Li looked at the appearance of four people and thought secretly:

"The system says that there are suitable candidates to be apprentices. According to my speculation, the little girl with fox ears should not be human, so the apprentices should be three sneaky eyed people."

[please stop your dangerous thoughts immediately]

[take the little girl as an apprentice immediately. The system won't provide any help in the process. Please complete it by yourself. After completing it, you will be rewarded with the three levels of Taoism at random. If you fail, you will understand it]

Li Xu Tucao: "I don't make complaints about it."

"Brother, help..."

The little girl with white fox ears was so tired that she kept panting. The three monks behind her chased her all the way and couldn't stand it.

Li Xu looked at the three monks without expression: "let go of the girl..."

"Young man, I advise you to eat more and mind your own business."

"We'll peel off the skin of this stupid fox."

"Now all cats and dogs dare to stop monks. It's really a mouse licking the cat's nose and a hungry dog going down to the hut."

The faces of the three monks became ferocious, "you must have no nostalgia for the world."

Li Xu was too lazy to talk nonsense. He slapped at will, and the uncontrollable spiritual power burst out in his body.

With a bang, the ground cracked and the three monks were directly beaten to ashes.

Even the mountains nearby collapsed, filled with smoke and dust.

The little girl with fox ears opened her eyes wide. What immortal means is this? Slap the mountain and crack the earth at will.

Li Xu wants to control it, but he can't control it. This uncontrollable force can easily hurt innocent people. I don't know whether he can ask the system for a set of boxing.

Just thinking, the ground collapsed.

Li Xu and the little fox girl also fell into the pit. Fortunately, he had the five-level Taoist method of "shrinking the ground into an inch". Before falling into the pit, he picked her up and ran away like a chicken.

The little girl with white fox ears was saved and gasped: "you saved my life, thank you!"

Li Xu looked at the little one: "do you know how to repay the kindness of saving lives?"

Fox ear little girl has read many fairy tales and knows human rules.

"Do you... Want me to... Promise each other by example?"

She stammered.

Li Xu looked carefully. What brain circuit did the fox have.

The little fox girl was a little shy: "my name is Jiuwei Daju (q ǐ）， Just call me Da Ji. I'm 300 years old. "

Li Xu said, "my name is Li Xu, Dean of Taixu Academy. I'm 200 years old. Do you have a master? I want to take you as an apprentice."

"Really? No... didn't you lie to me?"

There's a problem with the motor, which can't be changed in 300 years. It stutters when you're nervous.

Unexpectedly, in the morning, she was frightened by wolves and lost her way. Inexplicably, she was chased by two snakes. She crossed the bridge. The bridge broke. The piranha in the river chased her for a long time. She quit storing things. As soon as she got ashore, she met three monks and said she wanted to peel her skin for clothes.

It turns out that all the bumps along the way are to meet the master who is beautiful, beautiful, graceful, beautiful and dressed like a beast.

Well, it seems that some words are used incorrectly. It doesn't matter.

"Da Ju, meet your master and father..."

Da Ju knelt on the ground, stammered and kowtowed to master.

This is the first time someone is willing to take the initiative to take herself as an apprentice. She is very excited and nervous.

Li waved his hand: "get up."

"Master, father, I'm a little tight..."

She tried to stand up, but she was so nervous that she stammered that her legs didn't work.

[Name: jiuweida machine]

[identity: disciple Li Xu; 1 hidden identity, you need to use 100000 points to view]

[form 1: cute Lori]

[apprentice oath: you have been successfully accepted as an apprentice. In the future, you must teach her well, protect her and never abandon her, whether it is disease or health, poverty or wealth, beauty or discoloration, success or frustration]

[reward three levels of Taoism, three fists]

Li Xu was so happy that he was not in a hurry to show his boxing skills, but looked at the little Da Ji.

He really doesn't want to be an apprentice. Anyway, he has been rewarded. Why don't you try to return it:

"What do you think if we break the relationship between teachers and apprentices?"

"Master, father..."

Da Ji looked at Li Xu with a wronged face.

There are tears in the clear eyes, which are about to flow out.

[it is detected that the host has opportunistic behavior, please take back the original words immediately, don't make her cry and stabilize her]

Kiss?

This system... Is a bit of a dog.

Unexpectedly, he made such an unreasonable request, but since it was put forward by the system, Li Xu planned to bite his teeth and have a fight.

[tip: sand sculpture (the system rarely swears unless it can't help it)]

[if there is another time, the homophonic stem will be deducted by 100 points]

Li Xu suddenly felt dull.

He stooped down to pick up a small Da Ji, gently touched her fleshy face and said:

"Xiao Da, I was just joking. I'm teasing you. Don't care."

Hearing Li Xu's words, Da Ji was obviously relieved.

[successful stabilization, reward 100 diligence points and balance 200 diligence points]

Li Xu was stunned and confirmed that it was undoubtedly the sand carving system.

At this time, Da Qi looked at Shifu with some embarrassment:

"Master, do you have clothes? I feel a little uncomfortable and itchy..."

Only now did Li Xu notice her faint curve, and her white clothes were still dripping, like falling into the river.

The gentleman Li Xu stared at her and took a closer look

"I'll take you back to Taixu academy and change your clothes first. You're all wet."